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My oven requires WiFi. Fuck this gay earth.

The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is ...
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
Does it take connectivity to be maintained?
vivacious step-uncle's house quadroon
  05/07/22
Apparently for some features yes and for others no
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purch...
Free-loading carnelian national security agency crackhouse
  05/07/22
4 years seems a little short. I’m going to assume you ...
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no sc...
abusive dark dilemma
  05/07/22
Lmao flame?
Purple hateful faggot firefighter
  05/07/22
100% not flame. This is the most retarded piece of GC junk I...
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
Jfc FTGE
Purple hateful faggot firefighter
  05/07/22
lmfao this earth is so gay
sinister voyeur
  05/07/22
pic or flame
disgusting rigpig
  05/07/22
See my post below. That dude bought the same oven.
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake....
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would...
disgusting rigpig
  05/07/22
I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn u...
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall
sinister voyeur
  05/07/22
The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise loc...
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz h...
Irate fragrant parlor
  05/07/22
lmfao stupid goy
Histrionic light kitty
  05/07/22
lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates
beta elastic band
  05/07/22
If you don't get a booster, you can't access your bank accou...
Histrionic light kitty
  05/07/22
They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerat...
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise locatio...
vivacious step-uncle's house quadroon
  05/08/22
Fuck those kikes
thriller obsidian location
  05/15/22
...
Maroon coiffed tank
  05/07/22
https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-ne...
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
And if you say nigger on the internet, it will burn your hou...
french alcoholic site
  05/07/22
How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated ...
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
...
Pale stage boistinker
  05/07/22
...
CapTTTainFalcon
  02/11/26
return it
talented maize foreskin
  05/07/22
just wait till your oven gets hacked by North Korea and then...
racy nursing home generalized bond
  05/07/22
I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these compan...
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
get a wood fired brick oven faggot
Learning Disabled Patrolman
  05/07/22
Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control
soul-stirring puce electric furnace
  05/07/22
I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and e...
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
...
thriller obsidian location
  05/15/22
What are these alleged features?
Marvelous death wish messiness
  05/07/22
It’s shit like “convection roast” and I th...
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
If you’re not cooking all your food over an open fire ...
duck-like greedy gas station headpube
  05/07/22
it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the governm...
Histrionic light kitty
  05/07/22
Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion?
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shi...
Stirring apoplectic codepig fat ankles
  05/07/22
It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning t...
beta elastic band
  05/07/22
They have to come pick it up. Its faggoty as shit and 90% of...
Stirring apoplectic codepig fat ankles
  05/07/22
I threw my Pitney Bowes stamp printer in the lake nearby
thriller obsidian location
  05/15/22
Mint condition? Jk. Fuck these companies
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
this is what democracy looks like
tantric garrison
  05/07/22
Surveillance capitalism is the hottest new trend!
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
Burying the lede - how the fuck is it $3,700?
titillating theatre digit ratio
  05/07/22
Putin
electric mewling gaming laptop party of the first part
  05/07/22
Our choices were limited.
zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale
  05/07/22
It’s over
Rusted thirsty travel guidebook
  05/07/22
Put your phone in the oven set to max temp convection roast ...
electric mewling gaming laptop party of the first part
  05/07/22
Around 97 or so all gas ovens went to the stupid gas regulat...
Misunderstood startling property queen of the night
  05/07/22
This thread was dangerously low on autism until now, thanks ...
amber contagious goal in life piazza
  05/07/22
Always
Misunderstood startling property queen of the night
  05/07/22
the Internet of things: my oven is a faggot
comical liquid oxygen point
  05/07/22
Mine identifies as a sink.
thriller obsidian location
  05/15/22
...
Histrionic light kitty
  05/15/22


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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is a little smaller than most ovens built today, so there were only 2 available models which would fit the dimensions cut into our counter. Both ovens were basically identical, so we just picked one. When we were evaluating them, I thought it was retarded that the ovens were WiFi enabled, and I didn’t want it, but I figured my wife could connect if she really wanted it and we didn’t have any other choice.

Well it turns out that half the features on the oven don’t even work unless you’re connected to WiFi. And in order to get connected, you have to download an app, create an account, give them your email, name, address, phone number, and share the precise location of your cell phone (I’m not kidding). It takes literally 30 minutes to get this dumb oven connected to WiFi, and it adds exactly zero value other than allowing the buttons on the touchpad to work.

I’m halfway tempted to just buy some 1950s antique and have it installed instead. This thing fucking sucks. I would honestly pay more for an oven that doesn’t come with any “smart”/WiFi capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471273)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: vivacious step-uncle's house quadroon

Does it take connectivity to be maintained?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471369)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:47 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

Apparently for some features yes and for others no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471877)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: Free-loading carnelian national security agency crackhouse

High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purchases. You can get a Sub-Zero that will last 4 years, no Wi-Fi bullshit, provides superior energy efficiency, and perfect temperature. Or you buy a piece of shit box for 1/3 the cost at Home Depot. They cost $50 to make, last 7 years, and HD justifies selling it for $3,000 because it has an iPad in the door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44472118)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:00 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

4 years seems a little short. I’m going to assume you meant 40, since that’s the lifespan I’d like an appliance to have.

Strongly agree, though, that it is worth it to pay for quality in appliances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44472158)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: abusive dark dilemma

Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no screens of any kind. Just some basic knobs and a spacious oven. Feels like this thing is going to last another 16 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44472386)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:33 PM
Author: Purple hateful faggot firefighter

Lmao flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471274)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

100% not flame. This is the most retarded piece of GC junk I’ve ever had the misfortune of purchasing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471283)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: Purple hateful faggot firefighter

Jfc FTGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471290)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: sinister voyeur

lmfao this earth is so gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471280)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: disgusting rigpig

pic or flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471289)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:37 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

See my post below. That dude bought the same oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471300)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake.

https://twitter.com/drbarnard/status/1500145131894231046?s=20&t=6h3OXU0WTpBTBRU1DBpMtg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471295)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: disgusting rigpig

oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would do such a stupid thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471307)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn up when my wife and I first googled the ovens. The other oven would probably do the exact same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471326)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: sinister voyeur

Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471308)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise location so the oven works. What fucking value does that add to roasting a chicken? It’s such a transparent scam to collect personal information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471323)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: Irate fragrant parlor

Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1500445002521927681?s=21

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471496)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:16 PM
Author: Histrionic light kitty

lmfao stupid goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471520)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: beta elastic band

lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471551)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: Histrionic light kitty

If you don't get a booster, you can't access your bank accounts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471559)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:36 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerators, washing machine, dishwashers, dryers , basically anything with a power source is getting WiFi. I even saw WiFi-enabled LED light bulbs for sale at Home Depot recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471616)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 2:09 AM
Author: vivacious step-uncle's house quadroon

Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44473246)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: thriller obsidian location

Fuck those kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44517493)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: Maroon coiffed tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471330)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-need-wifi-to-cook-a-roast-a9457457941/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471333)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:45 PM
Author: french alcoholic site

And if you say nigger on the internet, it will burn your house to the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471342)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated voice controls” smart remote that came with my cable box reports how many times I say “nigger,” “fag,” or some other non-PC pejorative to the ISP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471388)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Pale stage boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471531)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49663115)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: talented maize foreskin

return it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471345)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: racy nursing home generalized bond

just wait till your oven gets hacked by North Korea and then DDOSes the US government and in the end you get prosecuted for cyber-terrorism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471349)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these companies to fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471392)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Patrolman

get a wood fired brick oven faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471355)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring puce electric furnace

Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471356)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and every fridge option nags you on your cell phone all day to buy more milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471401)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: thriller obsidian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44517494)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:55 PM
Author: Marvelous death wish messiness

What are these alleged features?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471397)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

It’s shit like “convection roast” and I think there are other buttons like “air fry” and bird-specific roasting that require it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471418)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: duck-like greedy gas station headpube

If you’re not cooking all your food over an open fire you are part of the problem.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471403)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:14 PM
Author: Histrionic light kitty

it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the government, it will flood your home with poison gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471511)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:27 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471569)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:29 PM
Author: Stirring apoplectic codepig fat ankles

Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shit. I'm livid and returning it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471579)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: beta elastic band

It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning this treadmill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471581)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: Stirring apoplectic codepig fat ankles

They have to come pick it up. Its faggoty as shit and 90% of the time wouldn't work

Couldn't do the most basic function

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471593)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:44 PM
Author: thriller obsidian location

I threw my Pitney Bowes stamp printer in the lake nearby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44517498)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

Mint condition?

Jk. Fuck these companies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471598)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:31 PM
Author: tantric garrison

this is what democracy looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471584)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

Surveillance capitalism is the hottest new trend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471721)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:03 PM
Author: titillating theatre digit ratio

Burying the lede -

how the fuck is it $3,700?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471738)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: electric mewling gaming laptop party of the first part

Putin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471934)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: zombie-like embarrassed to the bone personal credit line locale

Our choices were limited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471967)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty travel guidebook

It’s over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471910)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:57 PM
Author: electric mewling gaming laptop party of the first part

Put your phone in the oven set to max temp convection roast and tell us what happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471920)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood startling property queen of the night

Around 97 or so all gas ovens went to the stupid gas regulators for “safety” which repeatedly fail. I will never own an oven post that change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44471985)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:47 PM
Author: amber contagious goal in life piazza

This thread was dangerously low on autism until now, thanks for jumping in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44472090)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Misunderstood startling property queen of the night

Always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44472390)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: comical liquid oxygen point

the Internet of things: my oven is a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44472166)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:49 PM
Author: thriller obsidian location

Mine identifies as a sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44517527)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: Histrionic light kitty



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