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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
jet-lagged love of her life
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
scarlet set new version
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
opaque becky
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
lilac sanctuary
  08/30/25
...
vermilion contagious half-breed
  09/05/25
, he lisped
smoky demanding athletic conference rigpig
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
vivacious mint kitty cat old irish cottage
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
jet-lagged love of her life
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
vivacious mint kitty cat old irish cottage
  08/31/25
...
Vibrant unholy stain range
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
jet-lagged love of her life
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  08/31/25
delusional take
Vibrant unholy stain range
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Cobalt casino mother
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
maroon deranged keepsake machete
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
jet-lagged love of her life
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
jet-lagged love of her life
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
maroon deranged keepsake machete
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
jet-lagged love of her life
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
maroon deranged keepsake machete
  09/05/25
...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
at-the-ready rebellious site lettuce
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
maroon deranged keepsake machete
  09/05/25
...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
maroon deranged keepsake machete
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
jet-lagged love of her life
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
overrated haunted graveyard windowlicker
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
overrated haunted graveyard windowlicker
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/05/25
Kenny
maroon deranged keepsake machete
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
jet-lagged love of her life
  09/06/25
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translucent theater
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/06/25
...
translucent theater
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
jet-lagged love of her life
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
coiffed station
  09/07/25
Explain
jet-lagged love of her life
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
burgundy theatre
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
jet-lagged love of her life
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
jet-lagged love of her life
  09/07/25
...
Cobalt casino mother
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
maroon deranged keepsake machete
  01/18/26
...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
appetizing whorehouse hunting ground
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
jet-lagged love of her life
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
jet-lagged love of her life
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
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  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Orchid Stubborn Dog Poop Lay
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
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  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
maroon deranged keepsake machete
  05/28/26
...
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  05/28/26
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jet-lagged love of her life
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
maroon deranged keepsake machete
  07/12/26
...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Shivering cruel-hearted gaping
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
maroon deranged keepsake machete
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
jet-lagged love of her life
  09/09/26
...
fantasy-prone sandwich community account
  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
at-the-ready rebellious site lettuce
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
jet-lagged love of her life
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: scarlet set new version

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: opaque becky

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: lilac sanctuary

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vermilion contagious half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: smoky demanding athletic conference rigpig

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: vivacious mint kitty cat old irish cottage

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: vivacious mint kitty cat old irish cottage

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Vibrant unholy stain range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Vibrant unholy stain range

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Cobalt casino mother

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: maroon deranged keepsake machete

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: maroon deranged keepsake machete

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: maroon deranged keepsake machete

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready rebellious site lettuce

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: maroon deranged keepsake machete

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: maroon deranged keepsake machete

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: overrated haunted graveyard windowlicker

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: overrated haunted graveyard windowlicker

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: maroon deranged keepsake machete

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: translucent theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: translucent theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: coiffed station

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: burgundy theatre

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Cobalt casino mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: maroon deranged keepsake machete

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: appetizing whorehouse hunting ground

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Orchid Stubborn Dog Poop Lay

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: maroon deranged keepsake machete

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: maroon deranged keepsake machete

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Shivering cruel-hearted gaping

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: maroon deranged keepsake machete

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account

OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sandwich community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: at-the-ready rebellious site lettuce

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50126050)