Trump sues JP Morgan using FL shitlaw firm (link)
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:19 AM Author: Stephen Malkmus ((zurich is stained))
https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-chase-ceo-jamie-dimon-5b-over-alleged-political-debanking
complaint is embedded at the end of the article. his lawyers are "brito, PLLC," which is a dood who got his degree from GW and a bunch of shitlaw associates. i thought trump scared a bunch of biglaw firms into submission. i know he has all the biglaw firms busy fighting antisemitism, but why didn't he get one of them (surely there is one without a conflict) to represent him in this case?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49611041) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM Author: Stephen Malkmus ((zurich is stained))
the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no way every one of those pussy biglaw firms he cowed into submission has a conflict.
i can see them not wanting the PR, but them caving to trump last year was horrible PR.
it's just amazing to me that trump consistently picks hacky, retarded shitlawyers to represent him (and in some cases, he appoints them to federal office where they focus solely on antisemitism and jews)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49611050) |
Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
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I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49611053) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:31 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49611069) |
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