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Why did Michael Jackson run to Sears?

He heard boys underwear were half off.
Shimmering national
  02/10/26
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Shimmering national
  02/10/26
lol I haven’t heard that joke since my high school gra...
Bat-shit-crazy bright shrine
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Motley Location Half-breed
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Shimmering national
  02/10/26
1-fucking-80
unhinged hospital ratface
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Olive Cracking Senate Coldplay Fan
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Nude Six Nine
  02/27/26
i actually havent heard a joke in years this used to be a...
tancredi marchiolo
  02/27/26


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Date: February 10th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Shimmering national

He heard boys underwear were half off.

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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Shimmering national



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy bright shrine

lol I haven’t heard that joke since my high school graduation. My graduation speaker (some local “businessman”) told it and several others like it. He basically sprinted off the stage at the end away from the angry crowd.

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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: Motley Location Half-breed



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: Shimmering national



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: unhinged hospital ratface

1-fucking-80

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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Olive Cracking Senate Coldplay Fan



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Date: February 27th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine



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Date: February 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo

i actually havent heard a joke in years

this used to be a type of joke you would hear irl tens of times a day

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