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galvanic dilemma
  02/20/26
out the firm
sticky burgundy party of the first part
  02/20/26
davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her. sh...
galvanic dilemma
  02/21/26
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/ just googled ...
galvanic dilemma
  02/21/26
She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/rege...
cracking gay stage
  02/22/26
must be some type of strange minority play
Floppy field half-breed
  02/23/26
Or she fucked the right older guy.
cracking gay stage
  02/23/26
she already is https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb...
Salmon sanctuary sex offender
  02/23/26
she talks about the person supervising her, who is "cou...
galvanic dilemma
  02/23/26
"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner." ...
Henna set
  02/23/26
lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat ...
galvanic dilemma
  02/23/26
I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law scho...
Henna set
  02/23/26
ice cream is 180
galvanic dilemma
  02/23/26
...
sticky burgundy party of the first part
  02/24/26
layers and layers of makeup.
Vigorous black woman psychic
  02/20/26
tough to take seriously, would not engage
sticky burgundy party of the first part
  02/20/26
imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or prob...
poppy fantasy-prone plaza
  02/20/26
shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have...
galvanic dilemma
  02/21/26
That's what's so crazy about this
Henna set
  02/23/26
Painted Harlot
Spectacular apoplectic idea he suggested hospital
  02/22/26
as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is...
Comical alcoholic sandwich personal credit line
  02/20/26
tp
Excitant Coral Temple Friendly Grandma
  02/20/26
...
house-broken racy whorehouse
  02/21/26
Dare I say, tp?
Henna set
  02/23/26
How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?
beady-eyed rambunctious marketing idea
  02/20/26
...
insecure step-uncle's house dopamine
  02/21/26
yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP
milky bat shit crazy lettuce
  02/21/26
dude, i'm eating
Excitant Coral Temple Friendly Grandma
  02/20/26
What manner of mystery meat is this
Fragrant center
  02/20/26
South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc
Spectacular apoplectic idea he suggested hospital
  02/23/26
...
Arousing chestnut multi-billionaire
  02/23/26
...
Startled orange box office
  02/23/26
, if you can keep it
Henna set
  02/23/26
Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did w...
aphrodisiac church building shitlib
  02/20/26
they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the...
Garnet menage weed whacker
  02/21/26
They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger ...
Vigorous black woman psychic
  02/21/26
This is sort of true when one looks back.
Indecent halford
  02/22/26
great word ty
soul-stirring locale brethren
  02/22/26
There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch tha...
Navy Talented Nowag Native
  02/20/26
correction. 'doesn't quite cross that threshold'
sooty razzmatazz police squad institution
  02/22/26
Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite look...
poppy fantasy-prone plaza
  02/20/26
she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's ...
galvanic dilemma
  02/21/26
just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away ma...
poppy fantasy-prone plaza
  02/22/26
scholarship
galvanic dilemma
  02/22/26
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sticky burgundy party of the first part
  02/22/26
utility sex tp
Henna set
  02/23/26
It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially t...
clear multi-colored theatre reading party
  02/21/26
Tale as old as time
Concupiscible opaque gunner prole
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...
Floppy field half-breed
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...
galvanic dilemma
  02/21/26
Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!
milky bat shit crazy lettuce
  02/21/26
Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment c...
clear multi-colored theatre reading party
  02/23/26
...
sticky burgundy party of the first part
  02/22/26
CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you me...
cracking gay stage
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...
Henna set
  02/23/26
i bet she knows farsi AND arabic
Garnet menage weed whacker
  02/21/26
what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her l...
galvanic dilemma
  02/21/26
she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad ...
Garnet menage weed whacker
  02/21/26
Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish ...
clear multi-colored theatre reading party
  02/21/26
...
sticky burgundy party of the first part
  02/21/26
...
galvanic dilemma
  02/21/26
there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thoma...
Gaped antidepressant drug
  02/21/26
How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?
azure titillating skinny woman
  02/22/26
she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some...
galvanic dilemma
  02/22/26
do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive fe...
poppy fantasy-prone plaza
  02/23/26
at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn'...
galvanic dilemma
  02/23/26
Dare I say, preftigious?
Henna set
  02/23/26
she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw qu...
soul-stirring locale brethren
  02/22/26
Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz ...
clear multi-colored theatre reading party
  02/23/26
this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14
soul-stirring locale brethren
  02/24/26
i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to be...
galvanic dilemma
  02/23/26
...
soul-stirring locale brethren
  02/23/26
estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar
galvanic dilemma
  02/23/26
no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar ...
Kenneth Play
  02/25/26
maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mas...
Randy Fine Ate My Son
  02/26/26
maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile https://www....
Salmon sanctuary sex offender
  02/23/26
can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries ...
Arousing chestnut multi-billionaire
  02/23/26
i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, wh...
galvanic dilemma
  02/23/26
look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner
Arousing chestnut multi-billionaire
  02/23/26
why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA...
Salmon sanctuary sex offender
  02/23/26
she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big ...
galvanic dilemma
  02/23/26
"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on...
Salmon sanctuary sex offender
  02/23/26
ozempic and valtrex
galvanic dilemma
  02/23/26
lol what about adderall and prozac?
Salmon sanctuary sex offender
  02/23/26
oh yea good point, those too
galvanic dilemma
  02/23/26
and some oral antifungals
Floppy field half-breed
  02/23/26
here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work...
Salmon sanctuary sex offender
  02/23/26
lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasti...
galvanic dilemma
  02/23/26
gorgeous girl!
Blue boyish principal's office
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Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not ha...
Thriller Quadroon Headpube
  02/23/26
Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our miss...
clear multi-colored theatre reading party
  02/23/26
it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing...
galvanic dilemma
  02/23/26
...
Henna set
  02/24/26
(Tiff the lawyer)
aphrodisiac church building shitlib
  02/24/26
I know a chick like this at my old firm She somehow is a ...
Bossy hissy fit digit ratio
  02/23/26
most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and schol...
galvanic dilemma
  02/24/26
yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cu...
Startled orange box office
  02/24/26
you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met....
soul-stirring locale brethren
  02/24/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/ She just got ...
Randy Fine Ate My Son
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: galvanic dilemma

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU_o92gkg8f/

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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: sticky burgundy party of the first part

out the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684037)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her.

she's probably a 1-3 year associate who is going to go in house soon and probably doesn't have great hours and her work product isn't very good. just a guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684375)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/

just googled her and got her linkedin. i called it. she will be creating content within 1-2 years as a "former high powered biglaw attorney" and talking about how she dealt with her "clients" and "opposing counsel" when she was in biglaw, even though she has never spoken to either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684379)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: cracking gay stage

She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/regents/whatever? That's kind of prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49687040)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: Floppy field half-breed

must be some type of strange minority play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688564)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: cracking gay stage

Or she fucked the right older guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Salmon sanctuary sex offender

she already is

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688733)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

she talks about the person supervising her, who is "counsel, which is one step before partner." yeah, i guess that's one way to describe the counsel role.

note that she mentions emails pouring in from opposing counsel, but she doesn't say anything about responding to them. this is because she's cc'ed and only the counsel/partner(s) on the deal are allowed to speak with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688807)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Henna set

"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner."

Let me stop you right there, hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688893)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat the counsel role, but it most certainly isn't "the step before partner" anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688915)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Henna set

I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law school and even I know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688925)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: galvanic dilemma

ice cream is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688943)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: sticky burgundy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49691248)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Vigorous black woman psychic

layers and layers of makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684038)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: sticky burgundy party of the first part

tough to take seriously, would not engage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684040)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: poppy fantasy-prone plaza

imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or probably even worse) as a coworker. or the realistic most likely endpoint -- DEI hire in-house counsel, which is probably worst of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684132)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have contact with a lawyer on the other side of a matter.

she's going to be in house in a couple years pushing paper around and managing outside counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684377)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Henna set

That's what's so crazy about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688897)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Spectacular apoplectic idea he suggested hospital

Painted Harlot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49687009)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Comical alcoholic sandwich personal credit line

as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is going to be 5x longer than it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684064)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Excitant Coral Temple Friendly Grandma

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684071)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: house-broken racy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49685742)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Henna set

Dare I say, tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688898)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed rambunctious marketing idea

How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684066)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: insecure step-uncle's house dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684471)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: milky bat shit crazy lettuce

yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684656)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Excitant Coral Temple Friendly Grandma

dude, i'm eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684072)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Fragrant center

What manner of mystery meat is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684085)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: Spectacular apoplectic idea he suggested hospital

South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688384)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: Arousing chestnut multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688527)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Startled orange box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688703)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Henna set

, if you can keep it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688906)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac church building shitlib

Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did women even do with themselves before smartphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684099)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Garnet menage weed whacker

they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the chickens while getting a masters degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684445)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Vigorous black woman psychic

They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger than her fuddle-brained husband. If anything it is better that they broadcast their obnoxiousness like this so that wiser men can avoid the fate of living with a termagant wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684450)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: Indecent halford

This is sort of true when one looks back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49686468)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring locale brethren

great word ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49687032)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Navy Talented Nowag Native

There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch that is enough to make an otherwise physically attractive woman unfuckable and this bitch crosses that threshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684103)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: sooty razzmatazz police squad institution

correction.

'doesn't quite cross that threshold'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49687043)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: poppy fantasy-prone plaza

Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite looks/personality score is a negative number though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684126)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.

these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.

i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.

i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM
Author: poppy fantasy-prone plaza

just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.

She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.

If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49686383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49686464)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: sticky burgundy party of the first part



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Henna set

utility sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688923)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: clear multi-colored theatre reading party

It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially this exact person 20 years ago, know how it turns out for her, and then watch a younger generation of women follow the exact same path. The question of whether to just lock down your organic college gf (as I did) is far more nuanced than XO CW makes it out to be, and I have thoroughly lived many of the downsides. But I honestly don’t know how I had such a strong instinct that so many of my law school buddies lacked to avoid women like this like the plague. I knew so many dudes 20 years ago who would’ve embarrassed themselves hitting on her for years if they had any kind of social context to do it. I guess I have to give my parents credit for instilling strong enough GC-hostile antibodies in me during childhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684425)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible opaque gunner prole

Tale as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Floppy field half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688521)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684430)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: milky bat shit crazy lettuce

Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684467)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: clear multi-colored theatre reading party

Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment can do to ruin a guy’s life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49689067)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: sticky burgundy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49686473)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: cracking gay stage

CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you met in college (e.g., I jerk off to other random dudes' hotpast stories since my wife doesn't have any), but the idea of MARRYING (vs. maybe date-banging) a chick like this one is absolutely insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49687052)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Henna set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688932)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Garnet menage weed whacker

i bet she knows farsi AND arabic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684439)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her last name is Thomas. dad must be a white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684441)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Garnet menage weed whacker

she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad and arab, maybe pakistan, mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684454)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: clear multi-colored theatre reading party

Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish and she has a bunch of brothers who sound like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684458)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: sticky burgundy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49684726)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: galvanic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49685739)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Gaped antidepressant drug

there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49685762)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: azure titillating skinny woman

How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49686477)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some shit, plus shes a mystery meat and the type of attractive that got OCI interviewers to pass her through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49686480)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: poppy fantasy-prone plaza

do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn't going to be enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Henna set

Dare I say, preftigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688942)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring locale brethren

she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw query whether you need a certain LSAT floor to truly excel or whether you can do it all by grinding or charisma/rainmaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49687037)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: clear multi-colored theatre reading party

Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz dev connection like a rich uncle who is a major firm client. At CCN 20 years ago (ie when these firms all took 100 summers in a summer class) they dinged this one hot girl in our class who got Cravath, Simpson and Cleary and the only girls they took (who were all pretty hot or at least thin and looked good in OCI clothes) were law review or close to it like solidly top quarter. They seemed to use looks as a necessary but not sufficient qualification v other v20s who seemed to reserve a few separate hot girl spots like they kept URM spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49689026)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring locale brethren

this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49691243)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.

when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.

the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.

anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688412)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring locale brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688536)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688547)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar even though i passed mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49695453)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Randy Fine Ate My Son ((zurich is stained))

maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49696209)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Salmon sanctuary sex offender

maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile

https://www.davispolk.com/lawyers/tiffany-thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688724)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: Arousing chestnut multi-billionaire

can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries and procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, why the fuck is she injecting shit in her lips and cheeks or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688580)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Arousing chestnut multi-billionaire

look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688648)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Salmon sanctuary sex offender

why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688716)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big Law attorney" in every single poast. why does she do anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688741)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Salmon sanctuary sex offender

"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688752)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

ozempic and valtrex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688757)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Salmon sanctuary sex offender

lol what about adderall and prozac?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688760)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

oh yea good point, those too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688766)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Floppy field half-breed

and some oral antifungals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688781)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Salmon sanctuary sex offender

here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688756)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.

can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688765)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Blue boyish principal's office

gorgeous girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688885)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Thriller Quadroon Headpube

Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not harming anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49688956)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: clear multi-colored theatre reading party

Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our misspent youth mostly. But these second year associates pretending they made it are objectively stupid and obnoxious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49689044)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: galvanic dilemma

it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing off their designer bullshit they're blowing all their money on. also, i just generally enjoy hating on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49689333)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Henna set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49691338)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac church building shitlib

(Tiff the lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49693513)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Bossy hissy fit digit ratio

I know a chick like this at my old firm

She somehow is a senior aassociate

She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49689049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: galvanic dilemma

most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and scholarship, but that's probably a very small number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49691246)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Startled orange box office

yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cum dumpster for a big swinging equity dick to get ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49691378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring locale brethren

you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met. but i will say there was a very pretty princeton girl at my old firm, and she made it longer than i would've expected at the firm, by sleeping with a married masochist service partner. she never seemed to work that hard (which was not common among long-tenured associates). tbh she was clever though, smarter than these videos, it just sucked to work for her as a junior because she didn't really care about the life managing down. anyway i lost some naivete seeing that dynamic play out, like, everyone knew. maybe he wasn't the only one, not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49692824)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: Randy Fine Ate My Son ((zurich is stained))

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/

She just got back from a 2 week vacation to 1001 emails!

According to instagram, her vacation was going home to LA and shopping for two weeks and filming it all for “content”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49710714)