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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
sapphire sticky therapy trailer park
  02/22/12
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impressive feces kitchen
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
shaky rehab
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
shaky rehab
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Dull lettuce
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
rebellious deranged theater generalized bond
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
shaky rehab
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
rebellious deranged theater generalized bond
  02/22/12
u jelly
shaky rehab
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Beta idea he suggested faggotry
  02/23/12
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concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
sapphire sticky therapy trailer park
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
sexy demanding associate
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
dead diverse step-uncle's house
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
chocolate knife
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
sapphire sticky therapy trailer park
  02/23/12
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concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven
  02/24/17
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Vibrant Office
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Disturbing dopamine
  02/25/12
cr
drab fanboi
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
sapphire sticky therapy trailer park
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Lavender dingle berry
  02/12/13
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concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Rambunctious mischievous rigpig school
  03/31/12
great american novelist
concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven
  10/26/12
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rusted institution
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
sapphire sticky therapy trailer park
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Dark Cracking School Cafeteria
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orchid curious whorehouse
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
orchid curious whorehouse
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
dead diverse step-uncle's house
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
drab fanboi
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Dark Cracking School Cafeteria
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concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
sinister house mental disorder
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
histrionic gunner
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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Dark Cracking School Cafeteria
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Mentally Impaired Trip Liquid Oxygen
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dashing lay
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Lavender dingle berry
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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dashing lay
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: sapphire sticky therapy trailer park

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: impressive feces kitchen



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: shaky rehab

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: shaky rehab

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Dull lettuce

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: rebellious deranged theater generalized bond

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: shaky rehab

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: rebellious deranged theater generalized bond

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: shaky rehab

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Arousing learning disabled personal credit line

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Beta idea he suggested faggotry

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: sapphire sticky therapy trailer park

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: sexy demanding associate

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: dead diverse step-uncle's house

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: chocolate knife

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: sapphire sticky therapy trailer park

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Vibrant Office



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Disturbing dopamine

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: drab fanboi

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: sapphire sticky therapy trailer park

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Lavender dingle berry

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Rambunctious mischievous rigpig school

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: rusted institution



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: sapphire sticky therapy trailer park

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Dark Cracking School Cafeteria

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: orchid curious whorehouse



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: orchid curious whorehouse

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: dead diverse step-uncle's house

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: drab fanboi

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Dark Cracking School Cafeteria

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: concupiscible misunderstood pocket flask heaven



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: sinister house mental disorder

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: histrionic gunner

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: drab fanboi

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Dark Cracking School Cafeteria



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Vermilion theatre son of senegal



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Trip Liquid Oxygen



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: dashing lay



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Lavender dingle berry

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: vengeful psychic turdskin

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: dashing lay



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Walnut orchestra pit blood rage



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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