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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Lascivious Property Cuck
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
medicated hissy fit bawdyhouse
  07/09/12
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fantasy-prone chocolate business firm sound barrier
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Charcoal self-absorbed mad cow disease church building
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Charcoal self-absorbed mad cow disease church building
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Charcoal self-absorbed mad cow disease church building
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Costumed shitlib toilet seat
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Costumed shitlib toilet seat
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Navy Swashbuckling Stag Film
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Navy Swashbuckling Stag Film
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Navy Swashbuckling Stag Film
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Marvelous Chartreuse Center
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
adventurous dun rigor chad
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Stimulating olive theater stage
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Crawly frisky range selfie
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
mint passionate set
  07/09/12
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fantasy-prone chocolate business firm sound barrier
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Charcoal self-absorbed mad cow disease church building
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler
  07/09/12
stfu
mint passionate set
  07/09/12
180
sinister dog poop
  07/09/12
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Bat Shit Crazy Talented Masturbator Location
  07/13/12
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coral bateful gas station circlehead
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
ruby heaven community account
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
ruby heaven community account
  07/09/12
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Duck-like Macaca
  07/04/19
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fantasy-prone chocolate business firm sound barrier
  07/13/12
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Duck-like Macaca
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Fuchsia Angry Gaming Laptop Faggotry
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
insanely creepy twinkling uncleanness
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Electric Resort Boiling Water
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
insanely creepy twinkling uncleanness
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
bronze parlour
  03/04/25
lol kike
coral bateful gas station circlehead
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
seedy rose legal warrant
  07/04/19
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Idiotic Spectacular Regret Party Of The First Part
  08/10/22
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Smoky offensive internal respiration
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Glittery Abode
  07/24/24
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greedy obsidian step-uncle's house
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Metal ebony state dingle berry
  09/22/24
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bronze parlour
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
flesh karate
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Property Cuck

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: medicated hissy fit bawdyhouse

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone chocolate business firm sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Charcoal self-absorbed mad cow disease church building

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Charcoal self-absorbed mad cow disease church building

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Charcoal self-absorbed mad cow disease church building

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Costumed shitlib toilet seat

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Costumed shitlib toilet seat

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Navy Swashbuckling Stag Film

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Navy Swashbuckling Stag Film

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Navy Swashbuckling Stag Film

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Marvelous Chartreuse Center

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: adventurous dun rigor chad

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Stimulating olive theater stage

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Crawly frisky range selfie

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: mint passionate set

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone chocolate business firm sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Charcoal self-absorbed mad cow disease church building

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: mint passionate set

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: sinister dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Talented Masturbator Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: coral bateful gas station circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: ruby heaven community account

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Frozen Sickened Foreskin Deer Antler

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: ruby heaven community account

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Duck-like Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: fantasy-prone chocolate business firm sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Duck-like Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia Angry Gaming Laptop Faggotry

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: insanely creepy twinkling uncleanness

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Electric Resort Boiling Water

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy twinkling uncleanness

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: bronze parlour

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: coral bateful gas station circlehead

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: seedy rose legal warrant

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Idiotic Spectacular Regret Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Smoky offensive internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#47888876)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Glittery Abode

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: greedy obsidian step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48119809)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Metal ebony state dingle berry

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: bronze parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: flesh karate

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49721526)