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Solitary confinement for up to 4 years with these conditions.

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a p...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it
peach deer antler rehab
  07/31/13
You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month pe...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely wor...
peach deer antler rehab
  07/31/13
Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire afte...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck y...
Bespoke Round Eye Electric Furnace
  07/31/13
People accept less money for ARE military.
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking a...
Bespoke Round Eye Electric Furnace
  07/31/13
I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. Wha...
Bespoke Round Eye Electric Furnace
  07/31/13
LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental pr...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and s...
outnumbered hyperactive institution
  07/31/13
LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows o...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potenti...
Electric university pervert
  07/31/13
cr
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
I'd do the four years
titillating hot sneaky criminal selfie
  07/31/13
lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
1) I assume there is a toilet in the room? 2) The family/...
Bateful whorehouse
  07/31/13
1) Toilet is in the room. 2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, ...
Cerise gay wizard
  07/31/13
no can do.
Dark glittery becky newt
  07/31/13
how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?
Electric university pervert
  07/31/13
The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy
titillating hot sneaky criminal selfie
  07/31/13
...
maroon razzle temple
  07/31/13
Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
can i paint murals on the walls in shit?
Electric university pervert
  07/31/13
They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies gi...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
(wave-particle denier)
Electric university pervert
  07/31/13
tyft
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
...
Electric university pervert
  07/31/13
Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.
massive halford
  07/31/13
no. fuck you man.
Passionate friendly grandma stage
  07/31/13
i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desp...
blue jet-lagged parlour tank
  07/31/13
*serves 4 years sentence nude* *works out obsessively* ...
chartreuse legend jap
  07/31/13
*screams at random strangers* *hates animals* *has viv...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure...
Emerald Church Building
  07/31/13
Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop scr...
racy garrison idiot
  07/31/13
lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of l...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
Additional twist: twist
vibrant milky tattoo
  07/31/13
need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive...
Hairraiser national dog poop
  07/31/13
(fat retard)
racy garrison idiot
  07/31/13
No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone ...
Bespoke Round Eye Electric Furnace
  07/31/13
Explain. What condition makes it impossible?
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty o...
Bespoke Round Eye Electric Furnace
  07/31/13
Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.
Rambunctious hell codepig
  07/31/13
Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems
vibrant milky tattoo
  07/31/13
Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.
onyx contagious nursing home chad
  07/31/13
there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intac...
Slimy Internet-worthy School Cafeteria
  07/31/13
It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're bui...
yellow idiotic shrine elastic band
  07/31/13
It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvat...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's ho...
Bespoke Round Eye Electric Furnace
  07/31/13
JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, thou...
submissive state pocket flask
  07/31/13
flame
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
lack of human contact is completely different. You can surv...
Slimy Internet-worthy School Cafeteria
  07/31/13
Astronauts and hermits, bro.
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time ...
Slimy Internet-worthy School Cafeteria
  07/31/13
There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to oth...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or fi...
Slimy Internet-worthy School Cafeteria
  07/31/13
Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity i...
Federal piazza water buffalo
  07/31/13
Pretty sure this douche would do it... http://www.youtube...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perr...
outnumbered hyperactive institution
  07/31/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough fo...
Lascivious bright clown
  07/31/13
would this make it better or worse: Imagine Dragons - Rad...
canary 180 generalized bond
  07/31/13
waaaaaay worse
Lascivious bright clown
  07/31/13
Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actuall...
Scarlet Razzle-dazzle Dopamine Sound Barrier
  07/31/13
yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and ou...
stimulating pungent business firm
  07/31/13
it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the ce...
Thirsty giraffe regret
  07/31/13
Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn...
outnumbered hyperactive institution
  07/31/13
the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end...
Geriatric idea he suggested library
  07/31/13
For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed ti...
outnumbered hyperactive institution
  07/31/13
(atheist)
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
lolno.
Wonderful Macaca
  07/31/13
what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came ...
Sadistic mewling famous landscape painting
  07/31/13
Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligenc...
Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner
  07/31/13
It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activi...
onyx contagious nursing home chad
  07/31/13
You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years d...
lime field
  07/31/13
i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure tha...
submissive state pocket flask
  07/31/13
frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing...
aggressive property
  07/31/13
do you think man can force himself into hibernation? like...
Insecure mischievous sanctuary toilet seat
  07/31/13
I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of ...
Rebellious parlor
  07/31/13
John Mason did it, why can't I
odious fishy box office
  07/31/13
No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids m...
Cerise gay wizard
  07/31/13
i would do four months.
sooty diverse organic girlfriend roast beef
  07/31/13
i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear ...
aqua hissy fit mediation
  07/31/13
No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few...
onyx contagious nursing home chad
  07/31/13
only people who are so weak that they need social interactio...
aqua hissy fit mediation
  07/31/13
(normal person)
submissive state pocket flask
  07/31/13
the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. b...
aqua hissy fit mediation
  07/31/13
Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids ar...
Brass dilemma
  07/31/13
Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reason...
Scarlet Razzle-dazzle Dopamine Sound Barrier
  07/31/13
right, it's interesting how studies show that having books i...
aqua hissy fit mediation
  07/31/13
The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be o...
Scarlet Razzle-dazzle Dopamine Sound Barrier
  07/31/13
pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a...
aqua hissy fit mediation
  07/31/13
Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.
slate hospital
  05/04/19
Lmfao I do this for free every weekend
White stock car mexican
  05/04/19
Jew hypos ljl
Soul-stirring Associate
  05/04/19
can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years. The onl...
sick menage
  05/04/19
...
slate hospital
  01/09/26
Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?
fantasy-prone church jew
  01/09/26


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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a penny. It will double your second month, to two pennies, which will be doubled the third month (to four pennies), and so on for a maximum of four years (N=48). Serving the full sentence will yield 2^49-1 pennies = $5.63 trillion. Your payout will be made in gold, and the final amount will be adjusted for inflation (i.e., paid in 2012 dollars). For ease of reference:

1 year = $81.91

2 years = $335, 544.31

3 years = $1.37 billion

4 years = $5.63 trillion

Here are the rules while in solitary:

1. You will be locked in an underground 10' x 10' x 10' chamber illuminated by exactly one foot square of light. No communication with anyone will be allowed. No writing implements or any other communication device permitted. No games, books, music, or any other entertainment provided.

2. Your family and friends will not be informed of your whereabouts, nor will they have any knowledge of the contract until you've completed your term.

3. Once a month, the cell door will open. You will be given an hour to step outside if you choose. Your term ends as soon as you exercise this option.

4. Food and water will be deposited in a panel twice a day. Your meals will contain the minimum caloric requirements to keep you alive, as determined by a panel of doctors. Unless you specify any dietary conditions (e.g., allergies, religious requirements, etc.) in advance, you will not have any further control over the menu.

5. Once a week, a holding chamber at the back of the room will open. After you step inside, its door will close, sealing the room from your cell. You will shower in this room during routine cleanings and inspections. Refusal to step into the holding chamber before the cleaning crew arrives will end the game.

6. Your furniture will consist of one hardboard bed (no blankets), a washstand, and a flushable toilet with a bidet.

7. You will be filmed at all times by hidden cameras. Any cheating will result in forfeiture of your prize money and payment of damages to the prison company, as determined by an internal review panel. You will serve your sentence nude.

Clarifications available on request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753801)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: peach deer antler rehab

no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753815)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month penny).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753819)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: peach deer antler rehab

so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely worth it? still thnk im too much of a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753829)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire after three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753859)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: Bespoke Round Eye Electric Furnace

This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck your brain for life after like one year. Irredeemably insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

People accept less money for ARE military.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754057)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: Bespoke Round Eye Electric Furnace

lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking awful long-term solitary is



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754075)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754084)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Bespoke Round Eye Electric Furnace

Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. What the fuck you think three years in solitary would do?

Obviously we don't have long-term studies on the effects of this level of solitary you propose because it's uniformly considered torture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754104)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental problems and B. satisfy their ego function entirely through domination/exploitation of social groups.

Hermits have been around for thousands of years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754113)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:55 AM
Author: outnumbered hyperactive institution

Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and stimulate themselves. Being locked in a room with not so much as a pad of paper =/= becoming a hermit.

Are you dumb or troll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754477)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows of silence, regulated themselves on strict regimens of ceaseless prayer and occasional eating, etc. Sorry your university never taught you religious history.

New hypo: Someone does the full four year term. Write some fiction about what you imagine their life is like. I want to see how hysterical you are about solitary confinement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754522)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: Electric university pervert

do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potentially making tons of money by doing it and that you can stop whenever you want would change things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754114)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754523)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: titillating hot sneaky criminal selfie

I'd do the four years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753846)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753867)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:25 AM
Author: Bateful whorehouse

1) I assume there is a toilet in the room?

2) The family/friends condition is brutal. Would be way too painful for them. I'd have to decline because of that. Is that condition non-negotiable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753837)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

1) Toilet is in the room.

2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753856)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Cerise gay wizard

So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, but could you say "I have to go away for a long time, I can't tell you where it's a secret, but I will be back and I'm doing it for money."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23755336)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Dark glittery becky newt

no can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753839)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Electric university pervert

how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753843)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: titillating hot sneaky criminal selfie

The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753862)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: maroon razzle temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23755017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753875)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:35 AM
Author: Electric university pervert

can i paint murals on the walls in shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753908)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:41 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies given, and good luck doing that in the dark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753926)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: Electric university pervert

(wave-particle denier)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754007)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Electric university pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754028)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:43 AM
Author: massive halford

Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754492)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Passionate friendly grandma stage

no. fuck you man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753850)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: blue jet-lagged parlour tank

i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desperate anxiety/maddness to run out the door the first chance you get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753853)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:32 AM
Author: chartreuse legend jap

*serves 4 years sentence nude*

*works out obsessively*

*emerges 4 years later as billionaire who dominates IFNB*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753894)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

*screams at random strangers*

*hates animals*

*has vivid nightmares*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753907)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:36 AM
Author: Emerald Church Building

That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure anyone could make three months under those conditions without serious mental issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753913)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:47 AM
Author: racy garrison idiot

Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop screen that displays the latest poasts on AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753944)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753949)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:58 AM
Author: vibrant milky tattoo

Additional twist: twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754992)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Hairraiser national dog poop

need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23753998)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: racy garrison idiot

(fat retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754000)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: Bespoke Round Eye Electric Furnace

No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone within a year. And I mean BREAK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754022)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:23 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

Explain. What condition makes it impossible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754059)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: Bespoke Round Eye Electric Furnace

The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty obviously cannot financially be worth it) would give you PTSD, you'd be permanently scarred, unable to form any social attachments, experience frequent hallucinations, be 50% more likely to commit a felony, be much more suicidal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754100)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it's forced on you and there's no big payout at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754108)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Rambunctious hell codepig

if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754072)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: vibrant milky tattoo

Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754996)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: onyx contagious nursing home chad

Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23756420)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Slimy Internet-worthy School Cafeteria

there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intact for more than a few months. conditions are way too harsh bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754078)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754082)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: yellow idiotic shrine elastic band

there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're building in your basement literally makes auschqitz look like a spa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754091)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvation, disease, gas chambers, etc. Which is to say, not nearly as bad as Auschwitz at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754099)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Bespoke Round Eye Electric Furnace

it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's honestly the legit biggest part of OP's torture chamber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754107)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:37 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "social support system" was part of the torture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapo_%28Arbeitslager%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754119)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:36 AM
Author: submissive state pocket flask

it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, though probably not as bad as auschwitz as you believe it existed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754516)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754520)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: Slimy Internet-worthy School Cafeteria

lack of human contact is completely different. You can survive physical torture as long as you have people around. you can't survive the mental torture of being completely and totally alone for years on end. no way anyone makes it to year two, much less year three, without serious fucking problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754117)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:39 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

Astronauts and hermits, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754124)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Slimy Internet-worthy School Cafeteria

yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time with no human contact and no way to stimulate their brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754129)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to other humans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754170)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Slimy Internet-worthy School Cafeteria

yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or finding your own food, or... oh wait, your just flaming now, got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754175)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754187)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Federal piazza water buffalo

Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity intact. 99% chance that even if you made it three years, you would not be able to enjoy your life afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754127)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

Pretty sure this douche would do it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754178)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:59 AM
Author: outnumbered hyperactive institution

I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754479)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:42 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754134)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:45 AM
Author: Lascivious bright clown

I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough for a worthwhile payout.

Maybe my man Mr. Spock could just meditate the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754142)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:48 AM
Author: canary 180 generalized bond

would this make it better or worse:

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays repeatedly and very loudly throughout your stay in solitary, once a month you will get Offspring - Pretty Fly For a White Guy to change things up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754160)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:52 AM
Author: Lascivious bright clown

waaaaaay worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754181)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Scarlet Razzle-dazzle Dopamine Sound Barrier

Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actually one of the hardest parts of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754278)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: stimulating pungent business firm

yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and out hypothermia you'd come pretty close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23755384)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:01 AM
Author: Thirsty giraffe regret

it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the cell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754480)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:04 AM
Author: outnumbered hyperactive institution

Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn a significant amount of money is either dumb or troll. Talk to anyone that has done solitary confinement. It's torture. A week would feel like years. Once the door opened after the first month you would already be irreparably mentally damaged and no person would be able to resist leaving the room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754481)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:15 AM
Author: Geriatric idea he suggested library

the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end it on your own terms makes a big difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754506)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:28 AM
Author: outnumbered hyperactive institution

For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed time for a substantial amount of money I'm sure a lot of people would. Just like how some people said they would go into this planning to stay for years.

But I doubt that anyone would be able to resist the urge to leave after a month. Certainly not for a year, unless they had already gone batshit crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754513)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

(atheist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754519)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 7:00 AM
Author: Wonderful Macaca

lolno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754534)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Sadistic mewling famous landscape painting

what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came up with this and thought it was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754644)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:57 AM
Author: Aromatic lemon theater stage gunner

Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754671)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: onyx contagious nursing home chad

It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23756423)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:41 AM
Author: lime field

You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years doing nothing all day every day?

no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754756)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: submissive state pocket flask

i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure that i could do it for a week without really being hard pressed. pretty sure i would bail the first time the door opened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754760)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: aggressive property

frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing and I don't think there's anyway I'd make it beyond a month or two, even when you don't like human contact very much its complete absence becomes incredibly draining after a while, you'd be talking to yourself within two weeks and just babbling incoherently shortly after that, the only way you make two months if with a brief one hour burst of willpower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23754826)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: Insecure mischievous sanctuary toilet seat

do you think man can force himself into hibernation?

like, could you sleep away half the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23755024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: Rebellious parlor

I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of things to do would make this unbearable for any period lasting more than a few days. Give me a computer to play video games on and I'll go four years, no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23755030)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: odious fishy box office

John Mason did it, why can't I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23755088)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Cerise gay wizard

No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids maybe. I'd have to do research on the mental damage and whether it could definitely repaired and how.

You should allow like the Bible and the Quran and a few things like that.

Also can you have like a clock/calendar or way to keep track of time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23755317)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: sooty diverse organic girlfriend roast beef

i would do four months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23755375)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: aqua hissy fit mediation

i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear my head and not have obligations for four years. i routinely stare at an airplane's seatback for five hours without finding it boring or disengaged.

the mental trick is to pretend that each day is your first. "oh, i just got here".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23756395)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: onyx contagious nursing home chad

No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few weeks. This is a good hypo though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23756406)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: aqua hissy fit mediation

only people who are so weak that they need social interaction. in elementary school i'd sit on a bench during recess and stare into space until it was over because that was more fulfilling than playing with others. i've learned to value the positives in interpersonal relations but could take it or leave it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23756442)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: submissive state pocket flask

(normal person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23756458)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: aqua hissy fit mediation

the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. but given i'm a maladjusted, aspie (officially diagnosed) xo poaster, i might be specially situated to pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23756490)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Brass dilemma

Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids are kept for 3+ years? Does the rape actually keep them alive because it's some form of social contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23756483)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Scarlet Razzle-dazzle Dopamine Sound Barrier

Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reasonably healthy, tasty, and in sufficient quantity, and this might be ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23756485)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: aqua hissy fit mediation

right, it's interesting how studies show that having books isn't enough. give me 500 books and i got this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23756502)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:02 PM
Author: Scarlet Razzle-dazzle Dopamine Sound Barrier

The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be ok as long as you have enough mental stimulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23756535)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: aqua hissy fit mediation

pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a bear, pretend you're an ibis, choose a different animal every day and repeat if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23756581)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: slate hospital

Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38187539)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: White stock car mexican

Lmfao I do this for free every weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38187560)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Associate

Jew hypos ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38187602)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: sick menage

can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years.

The only reason I would never do this is because I don't trust that I will get the payout. But in a theoretical world where this works I am 1000% in. This would be awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38187671)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: slate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49577129)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: fantasy-prone church jew

Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49577157)