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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
tell me
Jet-lagged Impertinent Location
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Disturbing Dashing Field Newt
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Scarlet Fortuitous Meteor Abode
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Godawful Adventurous Library
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Laughsome senate
  05/12/15
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Supple Alcoholic Marketing Idea Masturbator
  05/12/15
so underrated
vibrant shivering ticket booth fanboi
  01/19/16
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lilac stead electric furnace
  06/07/17
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Duck-like Blood Rage
  03/31/18
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  07/18/18
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Glittery gaped tanning salon mood
  07/18/18
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blue nighttime school cafeteria
  12/16/21
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razzmatazz indigo friendly grandma hall
  02/16/23
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jet stirring site
  12/11/24
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Burgundy Set Sound Barrier
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Shimmering garrison
  08/12/25
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Vigorous green athletic conference whorehouse
  08/12/25
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Burgundy Set Sound Barrier
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Heady mustard forum gunner
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Passionate turquoise gaping
  08/14/13
lmao
Jet-lagged Impertinent Location
  05/12/15
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racy alpha
  12/11/24
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jet stirring site
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Heady mustard forum gunner
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Comical azure hominid parlour
  08/14/13
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Disturbing Dashing Field Newt
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Low-t haunted graveyard sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
rofl
Jet-lagged Impertinent Location
  08/14/13
180
blue nighttime school cafeteria
  08/14/13
rofl
mint spectacular institution milk
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Soul-stirring internal respiration
  08/14/13
lol
Maize Fragrant Parlor
  08/14/13
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Crusty Anal University Sandwich
  08/14/13
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lilac stead electric furnace
  03/10/14
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embarrassed to the bone chad step-uncle's house
  03/24/21
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razzmatazz indigo friendly grandma hall
  02/16/23
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Shimmering garrison
  08/12/25
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Violet Lodge Black Woman
  08/14/13
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Disturbing Dashing Field Newt
  08/14/13
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Violet Lodge Black Woman
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Passionate turquoise gaping
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Violet Lodge Black Woman
  08/14/13
best of thread
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
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beady-eyed den dysfunction
  08/14/13
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jet stirring site
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
jet stirring site
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
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Disturbing Dashing Field Newt
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
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Disturbing Dashing Field Newt
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Disturbing Dashing Field Newt
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Stubborn ladyboy
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Passionate turquoise gaping
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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  08/14/13
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Jet-lagged Impertinent Location
  08/14/13
180
demanding 180 area cuckold
  08/14/13
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cerebral azn stage
  08/14/13
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Crusty Anal University Sandwich
  08/15/13
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Fishy Rigpig
  08/17/13
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Laughsome senate
  01/19/16
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Duck-like Blood Rage
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
aphrodisiac hell indirect expression
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
beady-eyed den dysfunction
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
beady-eyed den dysfunction
  08/14/13
lol
Rusted Galvanic School Nibblets
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Violet Lodge Black Woman
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
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beady-eyed den dysfunction
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Haunting feces
  08/14/13
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Brass odious scourge upon the earth
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Violet Lodge Black Woman
  08/14/13
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floppy deer antler
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
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beady-eyed den dysfunction
  08/14/13
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rose boyish macaca
  09/11/13
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rose boyish macaca
  02/16/23
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embarrassed to the bone chad step-uncle's house
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
beady-eyed den dysfunction
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
beady-eyed den dysfunction
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
twisted black locus
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Excitant pale public bath
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Low-t haunted graveyard sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Low-t haunted graveyard sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
blue nighttime school cafeteria
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
henna talking depressive stage
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
arousing hairy legs theater stage
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
beady-eyed den dysfunction
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Excitant pale public bath
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
twisted black locus
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
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marvelous police squad office
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Excitant pale public bath
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Excitant pale public bath
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Excitant pale public bath
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Excitant pale public bath
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Excitant pale public bath
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Excitant pale public bath
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Disturbing Dashing Field Newt
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Disturbing Dashing Field Newt
  08/14/13
whatever
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
stimulating mahogany jew casino
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
beady-eyed den dysfunction
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Violet Lodge Black Woman
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
lol
demanding 180 area cuckold
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
180
blue nighttime school cafeteria
  08/14/13
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Magenta stock car church
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Violet Lodge Black Woman
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Appetizing pistol
  08/14/13
...
Appetizing pistol
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
blue nighttime school cafeteria
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
blue nighttime school cafeteria
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Disturbing Dashing Field Newt
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Disturbing Dashing Field Newt
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
...
Painfully honest pink business firm sex offender
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
demanding 180 area cuckold
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Twinkling Foreskin Church Building
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Brindle Elite Mental Disorder
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
blue nighttime school cafeteria
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
blue nighttime school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
beady-eyed den dysfunction
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
blue nighttime school cafeteria
  08/14/13
165
idiotic box office laser beams
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
lmao
Disturbing Dashing Field Newt
  08/14/13
...
marvelous police squad office
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Hateful claret chapel gaming laptop
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Abusive swashbuckling therapy
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Fishy Rigpig
  08/14/13
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Appetizing pistol
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
Pics?
motley milky property
  08/14/13
link?
racy alpha
  08/17/13
...
Jet-lagged Impertinent Location
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Provocative french chef native
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Exciting Partner Spot
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
beady-eyed den dysfunction
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Aquamarine crackhouse becky
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
angry cocky mexican
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
angry cocky mexican
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
angry cocky mexican
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Ultramarine Thriller Rehab
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
lascivious cream immigrant theatre
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
angry cocky mexican
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
zippy roast beef voyeur
  08/14/13
Underrated
idiotic box office laser beams
  08/15/13
...
lilac stead electric furnace
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
lascivious cream immigrant theatre
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
zippy roast beef voyeur
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
nudist gas station
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
beady-eyed den dysfunction
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
know-it-all lemon temple
  08/14/13
lol
Maize Fragrant Parlor
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
know-it-all lemon temple
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Maize Fragrant Parlor
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
know-it-all lemon temple
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
lascivious cream immigrant theatre
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
crawly irradiated menage dog poop
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
twisted black locus
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
glassy jap boltzmann
  08/14/13
180
Splenetic meetinghouse tank
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Maize Fragrant Parlor
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Crusty Anal University Sandwich
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Maize Fragrant Parlor
  08/14/13
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Arrogant Range New Version
  08/14/13
...
Bull Headed Transparent Main People
  08/14/13
180
angry cocky mexican
  08/14/13
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zippy roast beef voyeur
  08/15/13
...
Aquamarine crackhouse becky
  08/17/13
...
Peach exhilarant pozpig faggot firefighter
  09/11/13
Lmao
trip vengeful cumskin point
  06/07/17
...
Shimmering garrison
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
wine hospital wrinkle
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Arrogant Range New Version
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
titillating cuckoldry
  08/14/13
lol
angry cocky mexican
  08/14/13
...
razzle-dazzle pervert party of the first part
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Purple Trailer Park Associate
  08/14/13
180
soggy multi-colored base
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
disgusting tan plaza windowlicker
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Poppy national bbw
  08/17/13
poignant
Charismatic Kitchen
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
hairless razzle corn cake quadroon
  08/17/13
...
Arrogant Range New Version
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Peach exhilarant pozpig faggot firefighter
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
rose boyish macaca
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
nudist gas station
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Godawful Adventurous Library
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
curious multi-billionaire home
  12/28/13
...
contagious dull mad cow disease roommate
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
yapping maniacal love of her life
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Electric ceo
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
bistre psychic stain
  03/10/14
...
Laughsome senate
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Haunting feces
  05/12/15
...
white trump supporter
  01/19/16
...
Crusty Anal University Sandwich
  10/25/17
...
racy alpha
  11/29/15
...
racy alpha
  12/23/15
...
Laughsome senate
  01/05/16
...
racy alpha
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Up-to-no-good market shitlib
  06/07/17
...
white trump supporter
  09/22/17
...
Fishy Rigpig
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
outnumbered chartreuse keepsake machete incel
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
cracking orange address famous landscape painting
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
outnumbered chartreuse keepsake machete incel
  07/18/18
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embarrassed to the bone chad step-uncle's house
  04/30/19
...
racy alpha
  06/21/20
...
racy alpha
  06/23/20
...
Umber Mewling Lay
  07/11/20
...
embarrassed to the bone chad step-uncle's house
  12/16/21
...
embarrassed to the bone chad step-uncle's house
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Impertinent Location

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Disturbing Dashing Field Newt

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Scarlet Fortuitous Meteor Abode

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Godawful Adventurous Library

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Laughsome senate

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Supple Alcoholic Marketing Idea Masturbator



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: vibrant shivering ticket booth fanboi

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: lilac stead electric furnace



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Duck-like Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Ruby Unhinged Cruise Ship Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Glittery gaped tanning salon mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: blue nighttime school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz indigo friendly grandma hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: jet stirring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Burgundy Set Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Shimmering garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Vigorous green athletic conference whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Burgundy Set Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Heady mustard forum gunner

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Passionate turquoise gaping

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Impertinent Location

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: racy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: jet stirring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Heady mustard forum gunner

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Comical azure hominid parlour

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Disturbing Dashing Field Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Low-t haunted graveyard sweet tailpipe

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Impertinent Location

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: blue nighttime school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: mint spectacular institution milk

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring internal respiration

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Maize Fragrant Parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Crusty Anal University Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: lilac stead electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone chad step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz indigo friendly grandma hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Shimmering garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Violet Lodge Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Disturbing Dashing Field Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Violet Lodge Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Passionate turquoise gaping

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Violet Lodge Black Woman

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed den dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: jet stirring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: jet stirring site

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Disturbing Dashing Field Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Disturbing Dashing Field Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Disturbing Dashing Field Newt

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Stubborn ladyboy

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Passionate turquoise gaping

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hell indirect expression

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Impertinent Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: demanding 180 area cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: cerebral azn stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Crusty Anal University Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Laughsome senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Duck-like Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hell indirect expression

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed den dysfunction

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed den dysfunction

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Rusted Galvanic School Nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Violet Lodge Black Woman

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed den dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Haunting feces

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Brass odious scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Violet Lodge Black Woman

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: floppy deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed den dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: rose boyish macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: rose boyish macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone chad step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed den dysfunction

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed den dysfunction

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: twisted black locus

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Excitant pale public bath

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Low-t haunted graveyard sweet tailpipe

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Low-t haunted graveyard sweet tailpipe

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: blue nighttime school cafeteria

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: henna talking depressive stage

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: arousing hairy legs theater stage

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed den dysfunction

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Excitant pale public bath

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: twisted black locus

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: marvelous police squad office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Excitant pale public bath

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Excitant pale public bath

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Excitant pale public bath

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Excitant pale public bath

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Excitant pale public bath

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Excitant pale public bath

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Disturbing Dashing Field Newt

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Disturbing Dashing Field Newt

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: stimulating mahogany jew casino

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed den dysfunction

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Violet Lodge Black Woman

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: demanding 180 area cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: blue nighttime school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Magenta stock car church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Violet Lodge Black Woman

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Appetizing pistol

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Appetizing pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: blue nighttime school cafeteria

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: blue nighttime school cafeteria

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Disturbing Dashing Field Newt

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Disturbing Dashing Field Newt

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Painfully honest pink business firm sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: demanding 180 area cuckold

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Twinkling Foreskin Church Building

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Brindle Elite Mental Disorder

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: blue nighttime school cafeteria

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: blue nighttime school cafeteria

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed den dysfunction

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: blue nighttime school cafeteria

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: idiotic box office laser beams

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Disturbing Dashing Field Newt

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: marvelous police squad office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Hateful claret chapel gaming laptop

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Abusive swashbuckling therapy

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Fishy Rigpig

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Appetizing pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: motley milky property

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: racy alpha

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Impertinent Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Provocative french chef native

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Exciting Partner Spot

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed den dysfunction

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Aquamarine crackhouse becky

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: angry cocky mexican

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: angry cocky mexican

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: angry cocky mexican

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Ultramarine Thriller Rehab

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: lascivious cream immigrant theatre

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: angry cocky mexican

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: zippy roast beef voyeur

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: idiotic box office laser beams

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: lilac stead electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: lascivious cream immigrant theatre

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: zippy roast beef voyeur

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: nudist gas station

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed den dysfunction

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: know-it-all lemon temple

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Maize Fragrant Parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: know-it-all lemon temple

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Maize Fragrant Parlor

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: know-it-all lemon temple

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: lascivious cream immigrant theatre

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: crawly irradiated menage dog poop

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: twisted black locus

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: glassy jap boltzmann

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Splenetic meetinghouse tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Maize Fragrant Parlor

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Crusty Anal University Sandwich

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Maize Fragrant Parlor

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Arrogant Range New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Bull Headed Transparent Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: angry cocky mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: zippy roast beef voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Aquamarine crackhouse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Peach exhilarant pozpig faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: trip vengeful cumskin point

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Shimmering garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: wine hospital wrinkle

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Arrogant Range New Version

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: titillating cuckoldry

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: angry cocky mexican

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pervert party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Purple Trailer Park Associate

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: soggy multi-colored base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: disgusting tan plaza windowlicker

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Poppy national bbw

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Charismatic Kitchen

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: hairless razzle corn cake quadroon

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Arrogant Range New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Peach exhilarant pozpig faggot firefighter

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: rose boyish macaca

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: nudist gas station

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Godawful Adventurous Library

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: curious multi-billionaire home

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: contagious dull mad cow disease roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: yapping maniacal love of her life

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Electric ceo

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: bistre psychic stain

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Laughsome senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Haunting feces

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: white trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Crusty Anal University Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: racy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: racy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Laughsome senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: racy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good market shitlib

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: white trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Fishy Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: outnumbered chartreuse keepsake machete incel

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: cracking orange address famous landscape painting

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: outnumbered chartreuse keepsake machete incel

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone chad step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: racy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: racy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Umber Mewling Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone chad step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone chad step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44198924)