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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
tell me
silver weed whacker home
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Claret trailer park
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
blathering soul-stirring pistol chapel
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
magenta swashbuckling useless brakes
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Dun stirring theatre yarmulke
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Diverse fear-inspiring orchestra pit
  05/12/15
so underrated
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out-of-control blue private investor
  08/12/25
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big-titted box office
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Topaz Flatulent Plaza Hissy Fit
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
thriller irate roommate
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Ruddy sanctuary ratface
  08/14/13
lmao
silver weed whacker home
  05/12/15
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stimulating sweet tailpipe
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Bateful flirting reading party university
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
thriller irate roommate
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Mind-boggling set filthpig
  08/14/13
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Claret trailer park
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Translucent bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
rofl
silver weed whacker home
  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
rofl
vibrant base black woman
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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lol
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  08/14/13
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Claret trailer park
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vermilion hominid cruise ship
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Ruddy sanctuary ratface
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
vermilion hominid cruise ship
  08/14/13
best of thread
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  08/14/13
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pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
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Bateful flirting reading party university
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Bateful flirting reading party university
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
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Claret trailer park
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
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Claret trailer park
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Claret trailer park
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Vigorous pungent prole
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Ruddy sanctuary ratface
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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silver weed whacker home
  08/14/13
180
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Underhanded pocket flask
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sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/17/13
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Dun stirring theatre yarmulke
  01/19/16
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Cerebral Elite Boistinker
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
big property
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
lol
ultramarine principal's office cuckoldry
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
vermilion hominid cruise ship
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
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pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Metal Locale
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Fishy stock car sex offender
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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  08/14/13
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hyperactive mauve hunting ground
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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Black Pozpig National Security Agency
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
ungodly stag film
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Translucent bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Translucent bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
spectacular hall death wish
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Dashing lodge
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
ungodly stag film
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
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Sickened Razzle-dazzle Public Bath
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Claret trailer park
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Claret trailer park
  08/14/13
whatever
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Jet station half-breed
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
vermilion hominid cruise ship
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
lol
maize address
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
180
abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge
  08/14/13
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talented den crotch
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
vermilion hominid cruise ship
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Titillating spot depressive
  08/14/13
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Titillating spot depressive
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Claret trailer park
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Claret trailer park
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
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Cheese-eating generalized bond
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
maize address
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
vengeful twisted quadroon
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Ebony keepsake machete
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge
  08/14/13
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Fighting stead
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
lmao
Claret trailer park
  08/14/13
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Sickened Razzle-dazzle Public Bath
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Excitant Turdskin
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Razzle Institution Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
sinister coldplay fan business firm
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
sinister coldplay fan business firm
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Titillating spot depressive
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
Pics?
lavender codepig halford
  08/14/13
link?
stimulating sweet tailpipe
  08/17/13
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silver weed whacker home
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Low-t Mother Stain
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
clear cruel-hearted twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Exciting magical gas station laser beams
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Vivacious Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Vivacious Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Vivacious Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
razzmatazz market
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Vivacious Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Passionate french ape
  08/14/13
Underrated
Fighting stead
  08/15/13
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Adventurous background story senate
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
razzmatazz market
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Passionate french ape
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Godawful hospital pervert
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Demanding glassy old irish cottage center
  08/14/13
lol
overrated chestnut macaca
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Demanding glassy old irish cottage center
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
overrated chestnut macaca
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Demanding glassy old irish cottage center
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
razzmatazz market
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
scarlet cracking pit
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
ungodly stag film
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Floppy impertinent therapy
  08/14/13
180
carmine concupiscible multi-billionaire locus
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
overrated chestnut macaca
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
sepia personal credit line
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
overrated chestnut macaca
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charismatic nursing home
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Submissive Pearly Rehab
  08/14/13
180
Vivacious Idea He Suggested
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Passionate french ape
  08/15/13
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Exciting magical gas station laser beams
  08/17/13
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Appetizing Affirmative Action Whorehouse
  09/11/13
Lmao
at-the-ready rough-skinned library
  06/07/17
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out-of-control blue private investor
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Wine mental disorder nowag
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
charismatic nursing home
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Spruce disturbing resort son of senegal
  08/14/13
lol
Vivacious Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
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Internet-worthy irradiated theater
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Aromatic dark field associate
  08/14/13
180
motley saffron national kitty
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
bearded greedy heaven
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
canary community account
  08/17/13
poignant
Sienna stage double fault
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
boyish forum
  08/17/13
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charismatic nursing home
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Appetizing Affirmative Action Whorehouse
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
avocado swollen toilet seat
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Godawful hospital pervert
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
magenta swashbuckling useless brakes
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Azure foreskin goal in life
  12/28/13
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Racy Coral Gaming Laptop
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Up-to-no-good place of business shrine
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
180 piazza athletic conference
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
costumed flushed space shitlib
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Dun stirring theatre yarmulke
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Metal Locale
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Pale sick abode water buffalo
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sepia personal credit line
  10/25/17
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stimulating sweet tailpipe
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stimulating sweet tailpipe
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Dun stirring theatre yarmulke
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stimulating sweet tailpipe
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Provocative Location Corn Cake
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Pale sick abode water buffalo
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sinister coldplay fan business firm
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Histrionic native sandwich
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Indigo fragrant school
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Histrionic native sandwich
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Black Pozpig National Security Agency
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stimulating sweet tailpipe
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stimulating sweet tailpipe
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sooty toaster
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: silver weed whacker home

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Claret trailer park

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: blathering soul-stirring pistol chapel

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: magenta swashbuckling useless brakes

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Dun stirring theatre yarmulke

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Diverse fear-inspiring orchestra pit



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Harsh beady-eyed dingle berry jewess

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Adventurous background story senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Elite Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Galvanic trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: honey-headed roast beef temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Judgmental Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Bateful flirting reading party university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Topaz Flatulent Plaza Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: out-of-control blue private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: big-titted box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Topaz Flatulent Plaza Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: thriller irate roommate

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Ruddy sanctuary ratface

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: silver weed whacker home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Bateful flirting reading party university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: thriller irate roommate

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling set filthpig

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Claret trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Translucent bawdyhouse

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: silver weed whacker home

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: vibrant base black woman

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: tripping chrome kitchen

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: overrated chestnut macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: sepia personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Adventurous background story senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Black Pozpig National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Judgmental Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: out-of-control blue private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: vermilion hominid cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Claret trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: vermilion hominid cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Ruddy sanctuary ratface

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: vermilion hominid cruise ship

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Bateful flirting reading party university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Bateful flirting reading party university

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Claret trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Claret trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Claret trailer park

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Vigorous pungent prole

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Ruddy sanctuary ratface

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: big property

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: silver weed whacker home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: maize address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Underhanded pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: sepia personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Dun stirring theatre yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Cerebral Elite Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: big property

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: ultramarine principal's office cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: vermilion hominid cruise ship

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Metal Locale

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Fishy stock car sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: vermilion hominid cruise ship

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: hyperactive mauve hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: avocado swollen toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: avocado swollen toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Black Pozpig National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: ungodly stag film

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Translucent bawdyhouse

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Translucent bawdyhouse

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: spectacular hall death wish

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Dashing lodge

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: ungodly stag film

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Sickened Razzle-dazzle Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: self-absorbed scourge upon the earth electric furnace

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Claret trailer park

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Claret trailer park

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Jet station half-breed

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: vermilion hominid cruise ship

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: maize address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: talented den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: vermilion hominid cruise ship

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Titillating spot depressive

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Titillating spot depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Claret trailer park

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Claret trailer park

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Cheese-eating generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: maize address

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: vengeful twisted quadroon

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Ebony keepsake machete

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: abnormal glittery alpha indian lodge

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Fighting stead

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Claret trailer park

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Sickened Razzle-dazzle Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Excitant Turdskin

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Razzle Institution Factory Reset Button

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Titillating spot depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: lavender codepig halford

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: silver weed whacker home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Low-t Mother Stain

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: clear cruel-hearted twinkling uncleanness

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Exciting magical gas station laser beams

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Vivacious Idea He Suggested

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Vivacious Idea He Suggested

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Vivacious Idea He Suggested

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Hot Lascivious Dilemma Headpube

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: razzmatazz market

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Vivacious Idea He Suggested

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Passionate french ape

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Fighting stead

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Adventurous background story senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz market

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Passionate french ape

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Godawful hospital pervert

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: pontificating domesticated international law enforcement agency

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Demanding glassy old irish cottage center

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: overrated chestnut macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Demanding glassy old irish cottage center

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: overrated chestnut macaca

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Demanding glassy old irish cottage center

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: razzmatazz market

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: scarlet cracking pit

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: ungodly stag film

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Floppy impertinent therapy

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: carmine concupiscible multi-billionaire locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: overrated chestnut macaca

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: sepia personal credit line

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: overrated chestnut macaca

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: charismatic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Submissive Pearly Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Vivacious Idea He Suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Passionate french ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Exciting magical gas station laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Affirmative Action Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: at-the-ready rough-skinned library

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: out-of-control blue private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Wine mental disorder nowag

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: charismatic nursing home

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Spruce disturbing resort son of senegal

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Vivacious Idea He Suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Internet-worthy irradiated theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Aromatic dark field associate

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: motley saffron national kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: bearded greedy heaven

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: canary community account

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Sienna stage double fault

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: boyish forum

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: charismatic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Appetizing Affirmative Action Whorehouse

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: avocado swollen toilet seat

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Godawful hospital pervert

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: magenta swashbuckling useless brakes

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Azure foreskin goal in life

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Racy Coral Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good place of business shrine

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: 180 piazza athletic conference

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: costumed flushed space shitlib

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Dun stirring theatre yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Metal Locale

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Pale sick abode water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: sepia personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Dun stirring theatre yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Provocative Location Corn Cake

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Pale sick abode water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: sinister coldplay fan business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Histrionic native sandwich

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Indigo fragrant school

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Histrionic native sandwich

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Black Pozpig National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: sooty toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Black Pozpig National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Black Pozpig National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#44198924)