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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Avocado irate dysfunction set
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Deep Self-centered Range
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Avocado irate dysfunction set
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Puce market gaping
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
henna cracking kitty
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
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  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
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  11/18/13
tp
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  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Ruddy Outnumbered Stain
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Duck-like trailer park
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Puce market gaping
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Duck-like trailer park
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Avocado irate dysfunction set
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Duck-like trailer park
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
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  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Duck-like trailer park
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Diverse really tough guy
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
sticky den gunner
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Avocado irate dysfunction set
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Translucent stimulating nursing home
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Avocado irate dysfunction set
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
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  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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  04/07/16
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Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
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I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
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  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
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?
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
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  11/18/13
Well?
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[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
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you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
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  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
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  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Swollen boistinker
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
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  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
hateful old irish cottage fat ankles
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Avocado irate dysfunction set
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
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Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
bronze idea he suggested national security agency
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Duck-like trailer park
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Avocado irate dysfunction set
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
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even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Avocado irate dysfunction set
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Duck-like trailer park
  11/17/13
You're done here
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(idiot)
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yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
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  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Avocado irate dysfunction set
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Mischievous multi-colored indirect expression property
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
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Duck-like trailer park
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Mischievous multi-colored indirect expression property
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
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  11/17/13
only?
irradiated theatre
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because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
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(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
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  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Avocado irate dysfunction set
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
bronze idea he suggested national security agency
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
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  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Mischievous multi-colored indirect expression property
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lol
Razzmatazz stead main people
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lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Big hyperactive principal's office
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
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lmao.
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cq
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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lol'd irl from picturing this
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Underrated
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tyft mental image
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Red concupiscible garrison
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Duck-like trailer park
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Red concupiscible garrison
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Duck-like trailer park
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
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  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
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Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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*legit retard*
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Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Red concupiscible garrison
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That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
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titcr chip kelly is done here
Mischievous multi-colored indirect expression property
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Duck-like trailer park
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Red concupiscible garrison
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
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  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Duck-like trailer park
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Duck-like trailer park
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"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Red concupiscible garrison
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Duck-like trailer park
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Red concupiscible garrison
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Duck-like trailer park
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
up-to-no-good voyeur
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Duck-like trailer park
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
up-to-no-good voyeur
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
up-to-no-good voyeur
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
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LOL
Duck-like trailer park
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(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Red concupiscible garrison
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
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How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Red concupiscible garrison
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
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LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
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really embarassing
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no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
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  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Red concupiscible garrison
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
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Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
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  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
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well executed flame
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tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
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the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
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If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
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i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
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(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
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i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
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Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
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cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
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a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Deep Self-centered Range

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Sexy massive alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49769159)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Puce market gaping



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: henna cracking kitty

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Vivacious filthpig site

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Bisexual Pit

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Frisky trip yarmulke

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Ruddy Outnumbered Stain

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Puce market gaping

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy mental disorder

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Diverse really tough guy

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: sticky den gunner

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Translucent stimulating nursing home

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Black home dingle berry

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed institution

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: tripping police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Tantric indian lodge

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Cerise overrated field son of senegal

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling clown faggotry

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: galvanic psychic

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: marvelous cruel-hearted dopamine

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Insane factory reset button

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Lemon odious coffee pot

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: stubborn pervert background story

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: hateful old irish cottage fat ankles

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Puce market gaping

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Swollen boistinker

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: bronze idea he suggested national security agency

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: hateful old irish cottage fat ankles

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: hateful old irish cottage fat ankles

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: bronze idea he suggested national security agency

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: hateful old irish cottage fat ankles

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: appetizing useless brakes

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Mischievous multi-colored indirect expression property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: irradiated theatre

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Mischievous multi-colored indirect expression property

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: sticky den gunner

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Mischievous multi-colored indirect expression property

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: purple wagecucks state

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: irradiated theatre

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: indecent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Big hyperactive principal's office

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: bronze idea he suggested national security agency

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stead main people

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Mischievous multi-colored indirect expression property

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stead main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Big hyperactive principal's office

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: irradiated theatre

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Bisexual Pit

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: cerebral canary theater stage personal credit line

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Frisky trip yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: dashing stage travel guidebook

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Bisexual Pit

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: mustard comical box office

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Blue bateful sanctuary

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: well-lubricated school giraffe

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Thriller jet-lagged gas station

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Red concupiscible garrison

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Red concupiscible garrison

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Big hyperactive principal's office

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: crimson weed whacker abode

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: dashing stage travel guidebook

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Red concupiscible garrison

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: dashing stage travel guidebook

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Mischievous multi-colored indirect expression property

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Red concupiscible garrison

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: up-to-no-good voyeur

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Red concupiscible garrison

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Red concupiscible garrison

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: up-to-no-good voyeur

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good voyeur

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good voyeur

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: dashing stage travel guidebook

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Duck-like trailer park

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Red concupiscible garrison

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: dashing stage travel guidebook

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Red concupiscible garrison

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: dashing stage travel guidebook

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Motley Corner Twinkling Uncleanness

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Swollen boistinker

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: electric frozen stage hominid

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone jap

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Red concupiscible garrison

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: dashing stage travel guidebook

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: mustard comical box office

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: irradiated theatre

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: bossy heaven

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: internet-worthy black woman pocket flask

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Exciting free-loading dilemma

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Rusted thirsty meetinghouse mad cow disease

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: dashing stage travel guidebook

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Pale Incel Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: glassy persian

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Honey-headed tanning salon french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Pale Incel Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Aromatic pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: mint sandwich

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: mint sandwich

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Pearly razzle-dazzle station

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Floppy Soggy Space Sound Barrier

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Pearly razzle-dazzle station

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Orange degenerate

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Orange degenerate

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Pearly razzle-dazzle station

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: adulterous casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Elite friendly grandma temple

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Pearly razzle-dazzle station

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: glassy persian

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Insane factory reset button

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Excitant Jewess Cruise Ship

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Turquoise native

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac forum tattoo

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: indecent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Mentally impaired soul-stirring resort nibblets

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Bonkers Theater

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: internet-worthy black woman pocket flask

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: lilac racy hell liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Burgundy Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Mauve antidepressant drug orchestra pit

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy black woman pocket flask

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Idiotic gaming laptop

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: ivory laser beams area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Curious flushed base

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: well-lubricated school giraffe

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: tan menage

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Harsh rigor church building

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Hilarious vigorous marketing idea

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: well-lubricated school giraffe

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Primrose milk

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Spectacular juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Avocado irate dysfunction set



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed institution



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: lake histrionic idiot parlour

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: maize macaca

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Low-t Rehab Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed institution

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#30464144)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
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Author: Boyish senate scourge upon the earth



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#47457795)



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