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Soccer-Lovers: EXPLAIN KICKING THE BALL 40FT OVER THE GOAL

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, pla...
stirring dark hospital electric furnace
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stirring dark hospital electric furnace
  06/16/14
Soccermos, explain.
Milky appetizing halford boistinker
  06/16/14
Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numb...
Mewling Clown
  06/16/14
I was waiting for this. Imagine an NFL where every game ...
stirring dark hospital electric furnace
  06/16/14
Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?
outnumbered therapy national security agency
  06/16/14
(Actual retard)
Rough-skinned trust fund
  07/13/14
baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again s...
Bipolar drab ticket booth
  07/13/14
bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or mis...
Doobsian internal respiration space
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And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there ha...
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They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are mov...
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Milky appetizing halford boistinker
  06/16/14
Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defend...
Mewling Clown
  06/16/14
They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.
fragrant gunner nursing home
  06/16/14
free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its j...
Cheese-eating Red Dilemma Nibblets
  06/16/14
any player famous for just blasting through the wall
stirring dark hospital electric furnace
  06/16/14
lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good fr...
Cheese-eating Red Dilemma Nibblets
  06/16/14
pretty curvy stuff. Predict Lebron's success at being a ...
stirring dark hospital electric furnace
  06/17/14
Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky d...
Multi-colored Big-titted Community Account
  06/16/14
they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.
crimson brunch
  01/17/24
It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when ...
provocative metal lodge
  06/16/14
This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the questio...
stirring dark hospital electric furnace
  06/16/14
lol. just do premise a sport around not using the most de...
Harsh Hominid Degenerate
  06/16/14
I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutiona...
stirring dark hospital electric furnace
  06/16/14
180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains ...
Harsh Hominid Degenerate
  06/16/14
This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remembe...
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Hairraiser rose kitty cat faggot firefighter
  07/13/14
Too strong for their own good
Saffron Set
  06/16/14
*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
Self-absorbed church
  06/16/14
or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to ...
Plum 180 center
  06/16/14
this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates ...
Cheese-eating Red Dilemma Nibblets
  06/16/14
It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break...
Learning Disabled Lake Crotch Locus
  06/17/14
brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned tea...
Ruddy Jew Rigor
  07/13/14
It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won...
onyx bawdyhouse
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lemon fat ankles
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ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a ...
Cheese-eating Red Dilemma Nibblets
  06/16/14
that's why these guys are the best at the game in their coun...
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they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back d...
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Makes me love hockey even more.
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  07/13/14
its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport
Startled walnut school mexican
  07/13/14
not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts
razzle-dazzle philosopher-king
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Hairraiser rose kitty cat faggot firefighter
  07/13/14
All sports are fixed.
purple location
  07/13/14
maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.
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Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands...
Trip rambunctious meetinghouse cuckoldry
  07/13/14
Like Baseketball psych out misses.
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*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course...
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*Is Rick Ankiel*
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they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer ...
onyx bawdyhouse
  07/13/14
it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you'r...
lemon fat ankles
  07/13/14
in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god
Mischievous overrated shitlib idea he suggested
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we can still make it.
lemon fat ankles
  07/13/14
Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95...
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  07/13/14
how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, ...
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I’m convinced players do this to make soccer seem hard...
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Retarded Americans like games where scoring is very easy. Th...
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Doesn't really address the op. The margin of error on the...
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a standard World Cup soccer goal is 24 feet wide and 8 feet ...
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I’ve seen this six times between yesterday and today
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: stirring dark hospital electric furnace

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.

Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763661)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: stirring dark hospital electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763711)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Milky appetizing halford boistinker

Soccermos, explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763719)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: Mewling Clown

Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763728)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: stirring dark hospital electric furnace

I was waiting for this.

Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763737)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: outnumbered therapy national security agency

Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763757)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Rough-skinned trust fund

(Actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25923934)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Bipolar drab ticket booth

baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25924487)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: Doobsian internal respiration space

bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#47297704)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Milky appetizing halford boistinker

And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763762)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: pink soul-stirring principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25925177)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: Trip rambunctious meetinghouse cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25925253)



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Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz coiffed keepsake machete legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#38464954)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: fragrant gunner nursing home

They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763747)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Trip rambunctious meetinghouse cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763756)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Milky appetizing halford boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763768)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Mewling Clown

Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763790)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: fragrant gunner nursing home

They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763842)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Red Dilemma Nibblets

free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763883)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: stirring dark hospital electric furnace

any player famous for just blasting through the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763898)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Red Dilemma Nibblets

lmao

check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763914)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: stirring dark hospital electric furnace

pretty curvy stuff.

Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25765560)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored Big-titted Community Account

Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763751)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: crimson brunch

they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#47297734)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: provocative metal lodge

It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763748)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: stirring dark hospital electric furnace

This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763765)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Harsh Hominid Degenerate

lol.

just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763802)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: stirring dark hospital electric furnace

I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763827)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Harsh Hominid Degenerate

180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763837)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: contagious claret double fault

This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25924498)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser rose kitty cat faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25923945)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Saffron Set

Too strong for their own good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763775)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Self-absorbed church

*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763813)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Plum 180 center

or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763815)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Red Dilemma Nibblets

this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763864)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Lake Crotch Locus

It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25765660)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: Ruddy Jew Rigor

brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25924534)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: onyx bawdyhouse

It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763817)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: lemon fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25925127)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Red Dilemma Nibblets

ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763855)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: Effete gas station

that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25768124)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Boyish Step-uncle's House Death Wish

they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763877)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: lascivious state athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25763916)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: Garnet son of senegal

Makes me love hockey even more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25765573)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Red Dilemma Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25768074)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Mischievous overrated shitlib idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25923925)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Startled walnut school mexican

its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25923931)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle philosopher-king

not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25923944)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser rose kitty cat faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25923938)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: purple location

All sports are fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25923967)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle philosopher-king

maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25923989)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Mischievous overrated shitlib idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25924421)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Trip rambunctious meetinghouse cuckoldry

Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25924448)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM
Author: contagious claret double fault

Like Baseketball psych out misses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25924515)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Startled walnut school mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25924537)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Mischievous overrated shitlib idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25925112)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser rose kitty cat faggot firefighter

*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25925123)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Trip rambunctious meetinghouse cuckoldry

*Is Rick Ankiel*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#25925238)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser rose kitty cat faggot firefighter



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: onyx bawdyhouse

they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies.

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: lemon fat ankles

it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer.

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Mischievous overrated shitlib idea he suggested

in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: lemon fat ankles

we can still make it.

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Trip rambunctious meetinghouse cuckoldry

Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?

Oh, no it isn't?

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: onyx bawdyhouse

how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy.

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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Mischievous overrated shitlib idea he suggested



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Lake Crotch Locus

http://gfycat.com/CheapMaleAntelopegroundsquirrel#

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Date: November 25th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz coiffed keepsake machete legal warrant



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: stirring dark hospital electric furnace



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Date: September 16th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz coiffed keepsake machete legal warrant



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Date: June 20th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz coiffed keepsake machete legal warrant



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Date: June 27th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz coiffed keepsake machete legal warrant

I’m convinced players do this to make soccer seem harder than it is

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Date: June 27th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: vibrant elastic band sanctuary

Retarded Americans like games where scoring is very easy. They would love soccer if it was some scheme where it was just a succession of penalty kicks and the score was in the 50s. And of course they love games where they can watch hundreds of ads in 3 hours as well.

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Garnet son of senegal

Doesn't really address the op.

The margin of error on these shots is ridiculous.

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Date: July 7th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

a standard World Cup soccer goal is 24 feet wide and 8 feet high - seems big already for a small soccer ball

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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: white exhilarant theater stage



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Date: July 7th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: cumstein

I’ve seen this six times between yesterday and today

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