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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: shimmering quadroon house

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Galvanic Sooty Pit



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: ivory athletic conference multi-billionaire

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: exciting chocolate therapy cuckoldry

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: twinkling faggot firefighter

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: orange haunting dog poop

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: orange haunting dog poop

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Crystalline Mewling Shrine Shitlib



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: aqua stimulating church telephone



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: medicated rigpig

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Thirsty pozpig background story

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: cracking frum headpube tank

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Sadistic curious sanctuary kitty cat

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Thirsty pozpig background story

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone crotch lettuce

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Galvanic Sooty Pit



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: mustard internet-worthy office knife

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone crotch lettuce



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Heady embarrassed to the bone crotch lettuce



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Odious Cumskin



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: talented public bath bbw

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

Okay, I lol'd

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: talented public bath bbw

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: talented public bath bbw



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: talented public bath bbw

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: sticky voyeur kitchen



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: orange haunting dog poop



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Doobsian partner casino

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Doobsian partner casino

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Doobsian partner casino

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: blue sandwich

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: spruce magical whorehouse



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



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