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delusional take
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this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
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Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
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*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
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That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
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And they're seething about their boy Carlos
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so mad kenny
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Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
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bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
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Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
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this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
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This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
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How many children did Fulano molest this week?
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Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
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The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring insanely creepy reading party

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: dun bearded hall

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Wine internet-worthy menage weed whacker

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: emerald swashbuckling base son of senegal

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Boyish gaped station idiot

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: pink pungent casino internal respiration

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Boyish gaped station idiot

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: histrionic whorehouse



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
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https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: histrionic whorehouse

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Yellow round eye cruise ship

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: flirting slippery fat ankles parlour

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: pink pungent casino internal respiration

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
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And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: flirting slippery fat ankles parlour

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: pink pungent casino internal respiration

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

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Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: flirting slippery fat ankles parlour

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: insane smoky theater stage death wish

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: flirting slippery fat ankles parlour

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: flirting slippery fat ankles parlour

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: pink pungent casino internal respiration

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: aqua shaky chapel

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: aqua shaky chapel

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

189

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: flirting slippery fat ankles parlour

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
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Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Blathering hairraiser stage



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Blathering hairraiser stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
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Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: lascivious primrose native

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: chrome university

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
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#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
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Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Yellow round eye cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: flirting slippery fat ankles parlour

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Glittery unhinged business firm karate

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: pink pungent casino internal respiration

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: pink pungent casino internal respiration

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Fluffy dull point sandwich

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: flirting slippery fat ankles parlour

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: pink pungent casino internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: flirting slippery fat ankles parlour

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: talented jet friendly grandma location

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: flirting slippery fat ankles parlour

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version

OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: pink pungent casino internal respiration

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Copper ungodly den new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: insane smoky theater stage death wish

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: pink pungent casino internal respiration

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#50126050)