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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: Shimmering fanboi https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49565003) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Bistre harsh bawdyhouse they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49565021) |
Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: Bistre harsh bawdyhouse this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:
https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20 |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: outnumbered motley locus uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49565020) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Bistre harsh bawdyhouse Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49565022) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: outnumbered motley locus what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49565024) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Bistre harsh bawdyhouse I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49565025) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM Author: Shimmering fanboi Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro. Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth! |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: Shimmering fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566633) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: Bistre harsh bawdyhouse They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566680) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Shimmering fanboi Tons of blow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566714) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM Author: nighttime carmine alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566959) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM Author: Bistre harsh bawdyhouse After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49565140) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: Flatulent Nursing Home Degenerate "About this account ... Connected via India Android App" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566641) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: vivacious electric furnace jap h1b indians would never make this mistake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566643) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM Author: Rusted party of the first part office this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566656) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: Bistre harsh bawdyhouse Do cons still think this doesn't matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566669) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: jet elite faggotry the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566675) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Bistre harsh bawdyhouse (JD, Fordham University) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566684) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: heady spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566729) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Rusted party of the first part office succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"
this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw. |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Bistre harsh bawdyhouse gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566694) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: jet elite faggotry it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566734) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Bistre harsh bawdyhouse Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: jet elite faggotry well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.
does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal? |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Shimmering fanboi Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566716) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: dead prole ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566722) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Razzmatazz Coldplay Fan This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566732) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: outnumbered motley locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310074#49566761) |