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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
rusted karate
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
rusted karate
  10/17/25
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glittery faggotry house
  10/17/25
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racy alcoholic library clown
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Bright Insane University Wagecucks
  10/17/25
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Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space
  10/17/25
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diverse generalized bond
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
rambunctious laser beams
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Bright Insane University Wagecucks
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Bright Insane University Wagecucks
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Floppy Sanctuary
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Flirting embarrassed to the bone nowag telephone
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
haunting masturbator
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
haunting masturbator
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Cowardly beady-eyed half-breed cruise ship
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
haunting masturbator
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Internet-worthy Dark Selfie
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Hairraiser Home Ape
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space
  10/17/25
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Honey-headed principal's office
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Cowardly beady-eyed half-breed cruise ship
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
glittery faggotry house
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
contagious metal internal respiration dilemma
  10/17/25
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Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space
  10/17/25
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Honey-headed principal's office
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
glittery faggotry house
  10/17/25
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diverse generalized bond
  10/17/25
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Curious lodge
  10/18/25
lol
coiffed personal credit line piazza
  10/18/25
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self-absorbed corn cake
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Cracking Black Hunting Ground
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Cracking Black Hunting Ground
  10/17/25
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Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space
  10/17/25
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racy alcoholic library clown
  10/18/25
:(
citrine talented nursing home windowlicker
  10/17/25
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Appetizing Mustard Property Hominid
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Clear affirmative action spot
  10/18/25
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stirring set
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
rambunctious laser beams
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Deep laughsome public bath factory reset button
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
amber sadistic new version parlor
  10/18/25
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Appetizing Mustard Property Hominid
  10/18/25
...
Bright Insane University Wagecucks
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Deep laughsome public bath factory reset button
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Bright Insane University Wagecucks
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Concupiscible yellow senate
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
azure up-to-no-good quadroon dragon
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
drab theater
  10/18/25
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Floppy Sanctuary
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Cracking Black Hunting Ground
  10/18/25
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Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: rusted karate

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: rusted karate

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: glittery faggotry house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: racy alcoholic library clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Bright Insane University Wagecucks

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: diverse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: rambunctious laser beams

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Bright Insane University Wagecucks

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Bright Insane University Wagecucks

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Floppy Sanctuary

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Flirting embarrassed to the bone nowag telephone

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: haunting masturbator

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: haunting masturbator

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Cowardly beady-eyed half-breed cruise ship

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: haunting masturbator

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Dark Selfie

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Ape

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Cowardly beady-eyed half-breed cruise ship

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: glittery faggotry house

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: contagious metal internal respiration dilemma

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: glittery faggotry house

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: diverse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Curious lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: coiffed personal credit line piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Cracking Black Hunting Ground

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Cracking Black Hunting Ground

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: racy alcoholic library clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: citrine talented nursing home windowlicker

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Appetizing Mustard Property Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Clear affirmative action spot

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: stirring set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: rambunctious laser beams

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Deep laughsome public bath factory reset button

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: amber sadistic new version parlor

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Appetizing Mustard Property Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Bright Insane University Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Deep laughsome public bath factory reset button

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Bright Insane University Wagecucks

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible yellow senate

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: azure up-to-no-good quadroon dragon

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: drab theater

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Floppy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Cracking Black Hunting Ground

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mischievous brethren space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49359746)