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Paul Vasiloff, Esq. megathread

https://www.kirkland.com/lawyers/v/vasiloff-paul
comical windowlicker
  08/16/25
Do you know if Paul has ever teamed up with Eric Bumpus (of ...
razzmatazz queen of the night french chef
  08/16/25
anything is possible. i couldn't rule it out.
comical windowlicker
  08/16/25
lol I don't recall why SP was stalking this poor random shlu...
concupiscible magical idea he suggested
  08/16/25
i forget but he identified someone as PV a few months back
comical windowlicker
  08/16/25
was it Nippon Baseball ?
concupiscible magical idea he suggested
  08/16/25
might be. man i can't stop fucking listening to Ye's hei...
comical windowlicker
  08/16/25
You are a 45 year old man.
black talented multi-billionaire
  08/16/25
True. And you are a failed lawyer living in Florida represen...
comical windowlicker
  08/16/25
None of that is true but you are around 45 and listen to rap...
black talented multi-billionaire
  08/16/25
lol you're done here. why do you even poast? do you enjoy be...
mildly autistic wonderful trust fund
  08/16/25
Sometimes lawyering is about thinking outside the box!
comical windowlicker
  08/16/25
it was me. i emailed his burner pretending to be boner polic...
mildly autistic wonderful trust fund
  08/16/25
jfc lol
concupiscible magical idea he suggested
  08/16/25
...
razzmatazz queen of the night french chef
  08/16/25
oh shit how did i forget that. that was insane.
comical windowlicker
  08/16/25
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seek christ
  10/05/25


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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: comical windowlicker

https://www.kirkland.com/lawyers/v/vasiloff-paul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49190463)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz queen of the night french chef

Do you know if Paul has ever teamed up with Eric Bumpus (of Texas) on any legal cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49190467)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: comical windowlicker

anything is possible. i couldn't rule it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49190477)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: concupiscible magical idea he suggested

lol I don't recall why SP was stalking this poor random shlub?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49190482)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: comical windowlicker

i forget but he identified someone as PV a few months back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49190485)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: concupiscible magical idea he suggested

was it Nippon Baseball ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49190497)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: comical windowlicker

might be.

man i can't stop fucking listening to Ye's heil hitler. this song is amazing and makes me want to burn down a synagogue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49190500)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: black talented multi-billionaire

You are a 45 year old man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49190848)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: comical windowlicker

True. And you are a failed lawyer living in Florida representing shitclients in shitmatters and apparently doing a poor job of it. You wasted whatever effort you exerted to get into Chicago and definitely wasted the 6 figures you spent on it. To say nothing of how hard it was to get through, because it’s possibly the only elite school that isn’t a cakewalk to get through. So you had to kill uourdelf for three years.

And for what? You’re so unlikable and awkward (and maybe just stupid. Actually, you are stupid based on what we’ve seen on your lawyering) that you got no offered after 2L biglaw summer, where all you do is write a couple memos and go to happy hours. How did that happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49190879)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: black talented multi-billionaire

None of that is true but you are around 45 and listen to rap music and care about Gazans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49191076)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: mildly autistic wonderful trust fund

lol you're done here. why do you even poast? do you enjoy being humiliated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49191088)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: comical windowlicker

Sometimes lawyering is about thinking outside the box!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49191129)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: mildly autistic wonderful trust fund

it was me. i emailed his burner pretending to be boner police who was mad at gunneratttt for trying to fuck gjr and outed that gunneratttt works for mpa in boston, is a nebbish jew and some other details.

i have no clue why he latched onto some guy that looks quite handsome and pretty goyish.

also it feels like a fucking sim glitch that a few months later gjr and bp reconciled and bp started outing mpa because he thinks mpa was trying to hit on gjr. holy fucking shit man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49190511)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: concupiscible magical idea he suggested

jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49190513)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz queen of the night french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49190518)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: comical windowlicker

oh shit how did i forget that. that was insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49190520)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: seek christ ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763100&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310363#49327127)