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SILVERBACK GORILLA V BENGAL TIGER V GRIZZLY BEAR

Assume they are all in their prime. Assume they all want to ...
high-end thriller internal respiration
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Loco that I poasted this over a decade ago. Time is flame.
Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
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Depends in a three way fight where there's a wild card. In ...
Sienna odious ladyboy
  10/07/13
Bears hate gorillas so they will tire each other out, allowi...
Dashing locus
  10/07/13
cr
Translucent windowlicker
  10/07/13
Explain.
high-end thriller internal respiration
  10/07/13
Is the Gorilla the weakest candidate of the three? No claws....
high-end thriller internal respiration
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Grizzly will win in an arena because of its sheer strength a...
Milky stirring idiot
  10/07/13
tiger also pwns in battle at sea
Translucent windowlicker
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LJL
Sienna odious ladyboy
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http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/tigerDM2805_468x...
Translucent windowlicker
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That tiger's face reminds me of Samara from The Ring after h...
Vivacious orchid stead foreskin
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I would think a grizzly would still be a stronger swimmer th...
embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard ceo
  10/07/13
Grizzly would win if the battle was on some elevated surface...
Dashing locus
  10/07/13
Tiger could literally do fuck all to actually hurt a fully-g...
Slate 180 Candlestick Maker
  10/07/13
tigers are bigger and stronger than lions. you keep talking...
Disturbing soul-stirring cuckold
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Siberian tigers regularly lost to african lions in staged fi...
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(Wildlife biologist here)
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lol @ "kodiak grizzly"
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You wouldn't if it was standing next to you...
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LMAO tigers eat lions for lunch. lions are bitchmade compar...
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No u. I will not stand for this discrediting of the Grizzly ...
Slate 180 Candlestick Maker
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that's like a two wow druids fighting.
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CR.
Slate 180 Candlestick Maker
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Couldn't a punch by a gorilla really fuck the tiger up? If i...
high-end thriller internal respiration
  10/07/13
they're underestimating this
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Tiger by a long shot.
Glittery Yellow Plaza
  10/07/13
The bengal tiger will weigh about 500 lbs, the gorilla 350 l...
Glittery Yellow Plaza
  10/07/13
this is how i see it playing out too.
Disturbing soul-stirring cuckold
  10/07/13
Kodiaks are over a 1000 fucking pounds, and have been weighe...
Slate 180 Candlestick Maker
  10/07/13
Kodiaks aren't regular grizzlies. I was using typical siz...
Glittery Yellow Plaza
  10/07/13
Why would we give a shit about regular grizzlies? Lions kil...
Slate 180 Candlestick Maker
  10/07/13
Stop fighting the hypo.
Glittery Yellow Plaza
  10/07/13
No u.
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there is not a cat mfe biologist alive who would take a heal...
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Take it back. Grizzly would pwn. http://www.youtube.com/...
Sienna odious ladyboy
  10/07/13
That bear ran away from a 150 lb. cat. The bengal tiger w...
Glittery Yellow Plaza
  10/07/13
Seems like the bear was just being a noble alpha bro and res...
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  10/07/13
gorilla is a HIGHLY INTELLIGENT ape. it would realize the ga...
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eh. not really. the gorilla is the loser here by a long sho...
Disturbing soul-stirring cuckold
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that's exactly what would happen
Lascivious Kitty Cat Roommate
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CR. the gorilla is the only one capable of utilizing things ...
Gold clown son of senegal
  10/07/13
Unless a runt, grizzly would PWN, even if tiger and gorilla ...
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  10/07/13
bizarre bear trolling going on here...
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  10/07/13
cr chicagoans
Translucent windowlicker
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That show that did all the hypotheticals based on scientific...
Slate 180 Candlestick Maker
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Grizzlies fuck up er'thing in their path except bullets
out-of-control vibrant stock car circlehead
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CR. I'm the biggest grizzly troll on the web.
Slate 180 Candlestick Maker
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I saw a majestic grizzly in the Tetons and in Glacier and De...
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VS 200 MIKE TYSON CLONES
Charismatic tanning salon pisswyrm
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Bear.
Slate 180 Candlestick Maker
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pretty much only god has power over tigers http://www.daily...
Translucent windowlicker
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Grizzly is the only one who doesn't register fear as an emot...
out-of-control vibrant stock car circlehead
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But the tiger is about the same size and much more nimble. T...
Glittery Yellow Plaza
  10/07/13
Tiger is not the same size. Half the size.
out-of-control vibrant stock car circlehead
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? bengals can reach 600 lbs
Translucent windowlicker
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Kodiaks aren't grizzlies. Grizzly and bengal males are bo...
Glittery Yellow Plaza
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the average male grizzly is not 500 pounds. More like 700.
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The internet disagrees.
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grizzly is surprisingly agile: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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"We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the bigge...
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P.S. Fuck bears. http://i.imgur.com/0qGAzLV.jpg
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underrated
Translucent windowlicker
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An African elephant could kill a Kodiak just by spanking the...
Glittery Yellow Plaza
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ofs do snakes even pose any threat at all to those huge doo...
Translucent windowlicker
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Kodiak bears are OG gangster ass killing machines
Haunting Menage Feces
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But they aren't grizzlies. African elephants > Kodiaks
Glittery Yellow Plaza
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they are like hyper grizzlies that discovered the island of ...
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"Retard strength" lol ty
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Cr on the retard strength, hadn't considered that angle.
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The bear would thrash the ever loving shit out of both and i...
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My unassailable analysis conclusively proves otherwise. h...
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The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
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the hypo is *BENGAL TIGER*, then obvious the bear. if it ...
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Nonsense. In the video above, a grizzly runs away from a ...
Glittery Yellow Plaza
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LOL JUST LOL at all this faggot ass tiger trolling. the bear...
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Indubitably the CR, and a very hilarious image.
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Bears beat the Bengals in week 1.
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They had to swap in Kodiaks (i.e., non-grizzlies) because th...
Glittery Yellow Plaza
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grizzly bear would destroy both at the same time
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SO WE HAVE A WINNER: GRIZZLY.
high-end thriller internal respiration
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By which you mean tiger.
Glittery Yellow Plaza
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Here is a video of a gorilla pwning a grizzly http://www....
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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:35 AM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration

Assume they are all in their prime. Assume they all want to kill each other. Assume a football field arena that is enclosed.

Who is left standing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184321)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)

Loco that I poasted this over a decade ago. Time is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48346619)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:37 AM
Author: Sienna odious ladyboy

Depends in a three way fight where there's a wild card. In a three way fight I think any of them of could win. I think the grizzly and silverback are favored.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184335)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:39 AM
Author: Dashing locus

Bears hate gorillas so they will tire each other out, allowing the tiger to finish off the survivor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184351)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:41 AM
Author: Translucent windowlicker

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184374)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:43 AM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184385)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration

Is the Gorilla the weakest candidate of the three? No claws...and it's teeth are a joke compared to the tiger and bear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184364)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:43 AM
Author: Milky stirring idiot

Grizzly will win in an arena because of its sheer strength and claws.

Tiger will win in nature because of its agility, climbing ability, and speed.

Gorilla gets pwned in all situations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184389)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: Translucent windowlicker

tiger also pwns in battle at sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184423)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Sienna odious ladyboy

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184473)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:57 AM
Author: Translucent windowlicker

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/tigerDM2805_468x472.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184489)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:19 AM
Author: Vivacious orchid stead foreskin

That tiger's face reminds me of Samara from The Ring after her hair lifts and reveals her face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184610)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:10 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard ceo

I would think a grizzly would still be a stronger swimmer than a tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186099)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Dashing locus

Grizzly would win if the battle was on some elevated surface, because tigers and bears don't handle heights well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184461)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

Tiger could literally do fuck all to actually hurt a fully-grown Kodiak Grizzly (I'm assuming we're going to talk alpha dog Grizzlies), and the grizzly could snap a tiger's spine with one good swat. Assuming it was motivated to do so, the grizzly would win quite comfortably against either.

There are documented cases of North American bear baiting from the 18th century in which grizzlies killed multiple african lions. There used to be a website with some old diary entries describing it or something, but it's been taken down and I can't find it anywhere else.

Think of it this way: it takes multiple lions to take down an African water buffalo. A large grizzly can kill a full-grown bison on its own, if properly motivated, and can break a caribou's back with a well-placed swat.

See this for alpha grizzly catching a fucking massive caribou by the antlers and wrestling it to the ground. Don't think tiger would stand a chance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocyJenrpVuI



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184531)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: Disturbing soul-stirring cuckold

tigers are bigger and stronger than lions. you keep talking about lions but you're fighting the hypo. tigers. not lions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184539)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

Siberian tigers regularly lost to african lions in staged fights in Korea up until the '60's. Because it wasn't interesting, Bengal tigers were introduced, and they regularly beat the lions. But it was still a fight.

I really don't think it would make that much of a difference. Bears have greater bite strength than Bengals, are way stronger, have longer claws, are just as mobile (see the video I attached), have a ridiculously thick impenetrable hide, and absurd bone density that makes their limbs like fucking lead pipes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184567)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: out-of-control vibrant stock car circlehead

(Wildlife biologist here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184599)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: abnormal antidepressant drug wrinkle

sometimes xoxo is still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184930)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:06 AM
Author: aggressive maize site

lol @ "kodiak grizzly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184540)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:13 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

You wouldn't if it was standing next to you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184578)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Translucent windowlicker

LMAO

tigers eat lions for lunch. lions are bitchmade compared to tigers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184557)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:19 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

No u. I will not stand for this discrediting of the Grizzly bear's ferocity and prowess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184611)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Topaz hot french chef

that's like a two wow druids fighting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184933)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24185027)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration

Couldn't a punch by a gorilla really fuck the tiger up? If it was to the head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184467)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:57 AM
Author: Charismatic tanning salon pisswyrm

they're underestimating this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184486)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:56 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

Tiger by a long shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184483)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

The bengal tiger will weigh about 500 lbs, the gorilla 350 lbs, and the grizzly 500 lbs.

None of the animals has a lot of endurance.

The tiger is really fucking patient and doesn't attack until it has a clear shot. The tiger can also run the fastest, jump the highest, and jump the farthest. It's also easily the most nimble.

The bear and tiger both have teeth and claws. The gorilla has teeth and thumbs.

The impetuous clumsy ass gorilla would attack the bear. It doesn't matter who wins. The tiger would destroy the one left standing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184581)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Disturbing soul-stirring cuckold

this is how i see it playing out too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184587)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

Kodiaks are over a 1000 fucking pounds, and have been weighed in the wild at over 1400. People are significantly underestimating what kind of monsters we're talking here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184592)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

Kodiaks aren't regular grizzlies.

I was using typical sizes for males.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184596)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

Why would we give a shit about regular grizzlies? Lions killed Siberians on the reg in staged fights, but we're assuming Bengals since they were the tougher competitor.

BTW, I love the passion animal fights arouse on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184602)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

Stop fighting the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184620)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

No u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184622)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Translucent windowlicker

there is not a cat mfe biologist alive who would take a healthy, prime, full grown lion over his tiger equivalent or even think it close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184633)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: sinister outnumbered fanboi stage



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:01 AM
Author: Sienna odious ladyboy

Take it back. Grizzly would pwn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yti2UY5D0zw

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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

That bear ran away from a 150 lb. cat.

The bengal tiger would be 3 to 4 times that size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184595)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Gold clown son of senegal

Seems like the bear was just being a noble alpha bro and respecting the cat for being a 180 parent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186182)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Lascivious Kitty Cat Roommate

gorilla is a HIGHLY INTELLIGENT ape. it would realize the game, pinch the bears ass and pretend it was the tiger, and KO the bear with an uppercut after the bear wasted all its energy murdering the tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184547)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Disturbing soul-stirring cuckold

eh. not really. the gorilla is the loser here by a long shot. its only hope is that the bear and tiger fight eachother first and let it finish the wounded victor off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184559)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: Lascivious Kitty Cat Roommate

that's exactly what would happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184588)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Gold clown son of senegal

CR. the gorilla is the only one capable of utilizing things as weapons. It could rip out some stadium seats and use it as a club/shield.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186159)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: out-of-control vibrant stock car circlehead

Unless a runt, grizzly would PWN, even if tiger and gorilla were friend and ganged up. He would outweight both of them together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184554)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Disturbing soul-stirring cuckold

bizarre bear trolling going on here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184572)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Translucent windowlicker

cr

chicagoans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184575)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

That show that did all the hypotheticals based on scientific comparisons of different factors found that the Grizzly bear would alpha style on all, including salt-water crocodiles in very shallow water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184586)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:19 AM
Author: out-of-control vibrant stock car circlehead

Grizzlies fuck up er'thing in their path except bullets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184609)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

CR. I'm the biggest grizzly troll on the web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184617)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: out-of-control vibrant stock car circlehead

I saw a majestic grizzly in the Tetons and in Glacier and Denali. The one in Denali forced a full grown bull moose to literally shit himself and run away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184640)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Charismatic tanning salon pisswyrm

VS 200 MIKE TYSON CLONES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184560)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

Bear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24185382)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Translucent windowlicker

pretty much only god has power over tigers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2357873/5-hunters-stuck-tree-4-days-tigers-prowling-One-man-eaten.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184584)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: out-of-control vibrant stock car circlehead

Grizzly is the only one who doesn't register fear as an emotion, at all. Literally afraid of nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184647)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

But the tiger is about the same size and much more nimble. Tiger hops on the grizzly's back. Game over for grizzly.

The only way the grizzly fans make their animal win is by changing from a regular grizzly to a Kodiak, which isn't a grizzly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184654)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:31 AM
Author: out-of-control vibrant stock car circlehead

Tiger is not the same size. Half the size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184661)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:32 AM
Author: Translucent windowlicker

?

bengals can reach 600 lbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184669)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

Kodiaks aren't grizzlies.

Grizzly and bengal males are both about 500 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184675)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:24 AM
Author: fighting den

the average male grizzly is not 500 pounds. More like 700.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24185506)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

The internet disagrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186620)



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Date: March 18th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: maniacal dog poop hall

grizzly is surprisingly agile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY7Xmt4HzV0&t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#27510254)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: Cracking primrose factory reset button tank

I don't know all the distinctions in this thread, but I know when they used to have bears fight tigers and lions in Alaska in the old days the bears would kill them easily.

They'd swat the cat with one swipe and crush their skull. Perhaps people in this thread are saying that the biggest tiger could kill a medium sized bear - but who gives a fuck.

We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the biggest cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184677)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

"We know for a sure the biggest bear dominate the biggest cat."

Probably.

Big male bears (polar and Kodiak) are much bigger (1,400 to 1,500 lbs) than the big male cats (bengal and Siberian) (~600 lbs).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184721)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

P.S. Fuck bears.

http://i.imgur.com/0qGAzLV.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184744)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Translucent windowlicker

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184772)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:01 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

An African elephant could kill a Kodiak just by spanking the bear with its trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184787)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:05 AM
Author: Translucent windowlicker

ofs

do snakes even pose any threat at all to those huge doods?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184803)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:52 AM
Author: Haunting Menage Feces

Kodiak bears are OG gangster ass killing machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184757)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

But they aren't grizzlies.

African elephants > Kodiaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184762)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Haunting Menage Feces

they are like hyper grizzlies that discovered the island of the fattiest most nutritious salmon then became mega inbred so now they are huge and have retard strength

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186102)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:28 PM
Author: Gold clown son of senegal

"Retard strength" lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186165)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

Cr on the retard strength, hadn't considered that angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186174)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

Would you be afraid of a 20 lb. retard, even one with retard strength?

An African elephant would be about 10 times the mass of the Kodiak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186496)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48346631)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48346644)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Diverse Shimmering Resort Jewess

The bear would thrash the ever loving shit out of both and it's no even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184818)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

My unassailable analysis conclusively proves otherwise.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2#24184581

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184848)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48346633)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Charcoal seedy tattoo

the hypo is *BENGAL TIGER*, then obvious the bear.

if it were SIBERIAN TIGER, then it would be closer. i would have to think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184883)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

Nonsense.

In the video above, a grizzly runs away from a much smaller cougar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184923)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: Blathering Bipolar Toaster Casino

LOL JUST LOL at all this faggot ass tiger trolling. the bear would be using the tiger's skull as a chalice by the end of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24184962)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 6:48 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

Indubitably the CR, and a very hilarious image.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24185231)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 4:55 AM
Author: clear concupiscible step-uncle's house

Da Bears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24185084)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 6:15 AM
Author: Mischievous adventurous chapel people who are hurt

Bears beat the Bengals in week 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24185170)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 6:51 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

Thank god some people came crawling out of the woodwork as the night wore on. I thought xo was solidly a bear board, but I was starting to wonder with all the tiger trolling that was going on.

Nothing better than a chill bear bro walking around on two legs, snacking on berries, snatching salmon out of rivers, and napping whenever and wherever he wants. All with the quiet confidence that, if he has to, he'll get to crushing big cat skulls with impunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24185242)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:04 AM
Author: Blathering Bipolar Toaster Casino

Brother that is a 180 image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24185374)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

We should all be envious of our ursine brothers, they are truly living the life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24185381)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:23 AM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24185503)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

They had to swap in Kodiaks (i.e., non-grizzlies) because they know grizzlies are pussies.

Further evidence: The YouTube video above shows a grizzly running from a much smaller cougar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186504)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: fighting den

grizzly bear would destroy both at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24185499)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:09 PM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration

SO WE HAVE A WINNER: GRIZZLY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186096)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

By which you mean tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24191222)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard ceo

Here is a video of a gorilla pwning a grizzly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVAP5qWnBek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186113)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Slate 180 Candlestick Maker

Top five ever YouTubes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186120)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: Glittery Yellow Plaza

Cat vs. Ferrari

http://i.imgur.com/KCRxmnR.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186486)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: Translucent windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#24186580)



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Date: December 9th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#26890903)



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Date: December 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: khaki gas station

grizzly bear definitely has the best albums, but tbh i haven't heard the other two's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#26891156)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48346625)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48346645)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#27510032)



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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#29773940)



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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: Orange nursing home puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#29774011)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#42447184)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored Yarmulke Box Office

This has been a fecund area for content creation here for many years, my friend. It's in the foundational code of the bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#42447204)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#42447205)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#42450469)



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Date: September 19th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#43141053)



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Date: September 19th, 2021 12:45 PM
Author: Sienna odious ladyboy

Team up and kill their captors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#43141095)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48346646)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:16 PM
Author: high-end thriller internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#43575653)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

Grizzly wins easily

Better hypo if Siberian Tiger instead of Bengal, but it wouldn't matter I think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2380803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48346629)