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A naked guy walked in circles outside my grocery with a cart. I just watched.
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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:24 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() It was 2 PM, broad daylight, and there he was—a skinny white guy, completely naked, pushing an empty cart in slow, deliberate circles around the parking lot. Customers kept their distance, pretending not to notice, but every now and then, one would glance back, horrified.
I stepped outside, told myself I’d handle it. “Hey, man, you can’t be here like that.” He stopped, looked right through me, and said, “I’m walking to the sun, friend.” Then he kept moving, like I didn’t exist.
Called security, but by the time they showed up, he was gone. Just the cart left behind, rattling in the wind.
Went back inside, leaned on the counter, and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 9th, 2024 11:48 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48315040) |
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Date: November 11th, 2024 8:20 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48321560) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:22 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48335162) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Marco Polio This flew over everyone's head, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48335176) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:27 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) at least it's part of the XO archives...future historians will appreciate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48335200) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 3:17 AM Author: Marco Polio Just keep blank bumping it, maybe it'll catch on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48335416) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:43 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48336281) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:15 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48339369) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:40 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48341206) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:25 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48341773) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 2:09 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630779&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477",#48341924) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:33 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) The cart rattles in the wind, an artifact of the Mahchine™ reminding us: even in broad daylight, we orbit our own suns, naked beneath the fragile veneer of civility.
Just Jump, and let the absurdity consume you. |