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Actual Catholic here taking questions

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
house-broken anal temple
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
house-broken anal temple
  08/14/26
No you
alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
vermilion telephone
  08/14/26
(marcion)
Bateful splenetic roast beef nursing home
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
Azure appetizing space jewess
  08/14/26
...
house-broken anal temple
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band
  08/14/26
...
alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
Snowy fortuitous meteor
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band
  08/14/26
...
house-broken anal temple
  08/14/26
...
beady-eyed locus
  08/14/26
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FizzKidd
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
nudist hominid
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
nudist hominid
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
nudist hominid
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
Giant Naked Hitler
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
heady state national security agency
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band
  08/14/26
😲
heady state national security agency
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
heady state national security agency
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Metaphysics is Goy
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/14/26
Ghastly
gedood persoon
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
Wilbur in the Godhead
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
Hello, World!
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
All American protestor waving Mexican flag tp
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
chandler (retired)
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
chandler (retired)
  08/15/26
...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
mentally ill shut-in
  08/15/26
Factual
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
...
Metaphysics is Goy
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: house-broken anal temple

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: house-broken anal temple

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: vermilion telephone

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Bateful splenetic roast beef nursing home

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Azure appetizing space jewess

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: house-broken anal temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Snowy fortuitous meteor

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: house-broken anal temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: FizzKidd (probably not even asian)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: nudist hominid

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: nudist hominid

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: nudist hominid

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong)

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: heady state national security agency

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: heady state national security agency

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous cruise ship elastic band

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: heady state national security agency

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Goy

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: gedood persoon

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari)

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: All American protestor waving Mexican flag tp

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: mentally ill shut-in

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Goy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310477#50070112)