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Date: November 20th, 2024 4:30 AM Author: AZNgirl Senator voting Yes on Trump's Nominees (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637191&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#48359118) |
Date: November 20th, 2024 4:41 AM Author: ...,..,... Disco Fries, the corpulent, ever-brooding fatso, had a reputation for drowning briefs in grease-stained metaphors and billing hours like a slot machine stuck on “win.” His real name was David Frye, but his colleagues nicknamed him after the caloric monstrosity he consumed daily at the firm’s diner: fries drenched in gravy and cheese.
One fateful Monday, Vivek, the razor-sharp Gorgeous Director of Efficiency, summoned Disco Fries to his minimalist corner office.
“David, sit,” Vivek said, gesturing to a chair that creaked ominously under Frye’s weight.
“Look, Vivek,” Frye began, his tone heavy with existential angst, “if you’re about to discuss my hours, you must understand the metaphysical weight of legal thought—”
“David,” Vivek interrupted, “your last memo took 40 billable hours, and all it said was, ‘Maybe don’t merge.’”
“Strategic ambiguity,” Frye retorted. “Clients love nuance!”
“Nuance doesn’t justify your $2,000 lunch receipts or the seven drafts of a non-compete that somehow referenced French existentialism,” Vivek countered.
“But Vivek, life is absurd, and contracts should reflect that,” Frye protested.
“David, you’re not Camus. You’re canned,” Vivek said, rising. “Clean out your office by lunch—or sooner, if you plan to order disco fries again. HR doesn’t cover cardiac arrests.”
Disco Fries waddled out, muttering something about Sisyphus and ketchup. The firm was lighter by one brooding attorney—and 6,000 weekly calories. |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 5:05 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) In reality, there is no office. If I get fired it will be on a call, and that will be that and then I’ll be stuck all alone by myself in my bedroom where I do all of my legal work from because my wife won’t let me put the work computer anywhere else in the house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637191&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#48359132) |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 5:21 AM Author: ...,..,... You should claim back your house. Every now and then I like to reorganize shit and throw away my wife’s stuff just to make sure she understands that the place is mine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637191&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#48359141) |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 5:59 AM Author: Rodion Raskolnikov (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637191&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#48359170) |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 5:51 AM Author: AZNgirl Senator voting Yes on Trump's Nominees (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637191&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#48359155) |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 5:58 AM Author: Boor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637191&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#48359168) |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 5:01 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Rude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637191&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#48359130) |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 5:24 AM Author: The Minor-Procuring AG (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637191&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#48359145) |