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Serious: It seems like a not bad idea to killself after last kid goes to college

or marries. Right? You can earnestly say their childhoods ar...
Spruce menage
  12/15/25
if you are going to do this, might as well do this in a publ...
Charismatic Coffee Pot
  12/15/25
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Fishy hyperactive tattoo
  12/16/25
makes no sense, sounds like you've got some credited real pr...
galvanic clear parlour
  12/15/25
In this scenario the kids being “out of the house&rdqu...
Spruce menage
  12/15/25
ty. i guess. seems like a pretty sensitive thought, tough ...
galvanic clear parlour
  12/16/25
so what is the function of you posting this stuff on this je...
light up-to-no-good goal in life
  12/15/25
XO is a place to discuss things you can’t discuss anyw...
Spruce menage
  12/15/25
...
Fishy hyperactive tattoo
  12/16/25
How are you gonna meet all of her tight, nubile sorority sis...
Costumed trailer park knife
  12/15/25
There’s something dignified about this setup. This isn...
Spruce menage
  12/15/25
Back to my question: How are you going to meet her tight,...
Costumed trailer park knife
  12/15/25
This isn't a thread for you if that's a question of any real...
walnut curious karate
  12/16/25
...
Spruce menage
  12/16/25
Why would anyone pay for their child's college?
mischievous ivory cumskin
  12/15/25
18 year olds are really vulnerable to this kind of shit. The...
Diverse corner pozpig
  12/16/25
It seems to me that humanity's greatest triumphs came in age...
walnut curious karate
  12/16/25
Happiness is often at odds with being productive. Biglaw par...
Diverse corner pozpig
  12/17/25
Yeah a couple of my dads did this
Plum house quadroon
  12/16/25
have you considered just not being a complete loser faggot?
Bateful chocolate resort becky
  12/16/25
lol, yeah just do work for 40 years and then offself right w...
red bat-shit-crazy center
  12/16/25
It's hell all the way down
walnut curious karate
  12/16/25
Just go out into the woods and do it and let nature feed on ...
Fishy hyperactive tattoo
  12/16/25
Thoooo dark
mischievous ivory cumskin
  12/16/25
sounds like the sorrows of gin-- keep drinking, you'll live
yapping cerebral set
  12/16/25
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Electric indigo indian lodge roommate
  12/16/25
if you were that depressive (dont lie to yourself, you were ...
coral crackhouse pistol
  12/16/25
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underhanded lake step-uncle's house internal respiration
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Spruce menage

or marries. Right? You can earnestly say their childhoods are well over. All the innocence is gone, all the sweet memories have been had, you’ll never get those days back. Your once beautiful wife will be haggard and aging. You’ll have given them all the tools they need to succeed in the world, leave them with significant inheritances / trusts, and not subject them to the indignity of watching you yourself begin to age and decay over the subsequent decades until they’re forced to care for you. Yes, you’ll miss things like grandkids but you aren’t the primary audience for that anyway. So you drop Tim off at Dartmouth, go home, head to one of the outbuildings on your property on a cool early fall morning, pour a good glass of scotch, put on a record, stare out at the vast vista of forest and canyon, and then blow your brains out all over the back clapboard wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49512780)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Coffee Pot

if you are going to do this, might as well do this in a public place and scar a bunch of people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49512798)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Fishy hyperactive tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513033)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: galvanic clear parlour

makes no sense, sounds like you've got some credited real property and now you get to ease up a bit on the responsibilities with the kids out of the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49512803)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Spruce menage

In this scenario the kids being “out of the house” is ironically the precipitating reason for the suicide. End of innocence and all that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49512808)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: galvanic clear parlour

ty. i guess. seems like a pretty sensitive thought, tough to imagine that father could make it through 18 years of child rearing considering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513575)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: light up-to-no-good goal in life

so what is the function of you posting this stuff on this jewish blackmail forum? how does this relate to the fundamental business that goes on here, which is basically just racketeering and theft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49512804)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Spruce menage

XO is a place to discuss things you can’t discuss anywhere else, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49512807)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:48 AM
Author: Fishy hyperactive tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513035)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Costumed trailer park knife

How are you gonna meet all of her tight, nubile sorority sisters during "Parent Weekend"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49512812)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Spruce menage

There’s something dignified about this setup. This isn’t a bastard dad leaving the car running in the garage when they’re 8, 10, and 13. They’re adults, or on the verge of it anyhow. You’ve set them up well and enjoyed every last moment of their childhoods and you just can’t bear the reality reflecting back at you as the last one waves goodbye from the doorstep of the dorm that life is finite and passes by quickly, so you may as well take matters into your own hands after more than two decades of a job well done because you can never go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49512820)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Costumed trailer park knife

Back to my question:

How are you going to meet her tight, impressionable, & nubile sorority sisters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49512829)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 3:55 AM
Author: walnut curious karate

This isn't a thread for you if that's a question of any real imporyance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513018)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Spruce menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513456)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: mischievous ivory cumskin

Why would anyone pay for their child's college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49512824)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Diverse corner pozpig

18 year olds are really vulnerable to this kind of shit. There’s all kinds of studies about parents divorces having the most impact on mid to late teenagers for example. So this is a terrible idea if the idea is that it will impact the kids the least. It would probably would have been better when they were too young to remember. Or maybe after they get married and have kids and a stressful career and too full of lives to process it much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513002)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: walnut curious karate

It seems to me that humanity's greatest triumphs came in ages that were much more brutal than the modern era. Almost like living sheltered lives causes the energy that would otherwise be spent in the struggle to master and prevail to get redirected inwards to corrosively destroy and neuroticize one self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513020)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Diverse corner pozpig

Happiness is often at odds with being productive. Biglaw partners know this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49515936)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Plum house quadroon

Yeah a couple of my dads did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513003)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:01 AM
Author: Bateful chocolate resort becky

have you considered just not being a complete loser faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513021)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:03 AM
Author: red bat-shit-crazy center

lol, yeah just do work for 40 years and then offself right when you’re done with this corporate hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513025)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: walnut curious karate

It's hell all the way down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513030)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Fishy hyperactive tattoo

Just go out into the woods and do it and let nature feed on you for a bit less cleanup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513034)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: mischievous ivory cumskin

Thoooo dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513041)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: yapping cerebral set

sounds like the sorrows of gin-- keep drinking, you'll live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513058)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Electric indigo indian lodge roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513557)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: coral crackhouse pistol

if you were that depressive (dont lie to yourself, you were always this way) then why did you Have Kids in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49513582)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:35 AM
Author: underhanded lake step-uncle's house internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810806&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#49515939)