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HATP is a great example of getting shit pushed in so hard it breaks your 🧠

Some of the most impressive simping I’ve ever seen, bu...
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
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Passionate abnormal doctorate abode
  03/17/22
hate to see it.
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
Knew guys like him in college. Really cool guys until women ...
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
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Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
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cordovan pozpig meetinghouse
  03/17/22
Knew guys like him in college lmao you sound like you gradua...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
"toxic masculinity frat" Ask me how I know that...
Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
You don't know anything about me and this is a totally basel...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
I think it's pretty clear from my poasting history that I'm ...
Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
CR Chad knock 'em dead. But only wife the virgins, no the Ti...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
whoa cr
histrionic massive native
  03/17/22
"You don't know anything about me and this is a totally...
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
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Titillating navy sweet tailpipe
  03/17/22
crumb of pussy tp
galvanic skinny woman office
  03/17/22
Didn’t you hook up w HATP
Magenta Point
  03/17/22
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Passionate abnormal doctorate abode
  03/17/22
Without aspersing HATP, whom idk from Adam, I've had similar...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
he's gotten more than a "pat" on the head :)
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/17/22
I think you missed which head I was referring to; noun &...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
oh word so i was making the joke u already made. women are ...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/17/22
Don't feel bad, you're ahead of the curve since you've devel...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
My wife does this!
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
That is a mark of pride, you must be a strong primary humora...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
Thank you I’m very lucky.
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
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Passionate abnormal doctorate abode
  03/17/22
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cordovan pozpig meetinghouse
  03/17/22
Excellent post.
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/20/22
I don't think about you at all but the funny thing is how se...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
I would appreciate the luxury of not having to think about y...
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
Odd you think about me so much and I don't think about you a...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
“Look at how retarded I am!” Wow that guy&rsquo...
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
It really gets under your skin that I'm happy and do what I ...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
No. You misunderstand all of this entirely. Your behavior ha...
Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
Ty for your opinion on my behavior lmao I'm definitely no...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
"object of disgust" def sounds like you have stron...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/17/22
lmfao did the used up box write this or is her vacuous, dron...
Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
You're right brah sex havers are done here. Wish I could be ...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
I wasn't making fun of you for having sex, I was making fun ...
Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
Is he even having sex with her?
drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/17/22
That’s what’s so crazy about all this
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
Not yet brother but she said if I white knight long enough, ...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
We don't think you're joking, we think this is actually how ...
Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
180 you're right
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
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obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
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drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/17/22
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cordovan pozpig meetinghouse
  03/17/22
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iridescent zombie-like lay incel
  03/17/22
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Buck-toothed Range
  05/18/23
Well, he's certainly implied as much, but it would be even f...
Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
Cr assumption. Proceed.
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
if, hypothetically, we *were* fucking, i would have encourag...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/17/22
Can you define the worthwhile pieces of meat? Should I get a...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
Hilarious typical shitlibbery conflating rampant sluthood wi...
Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
Yes any woman who is not perfectly formed as a human being a...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
Your simping was so over the top I assumed you weee schtick ...
drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/17/22
QED!
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
Well look if indeed you are contending this is flame schtick...
drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/17/22
The really sad thing is that, while some may like the Box's ...
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
To wit, Heinrich Himmler was cheating on his wife with his s...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
Until yesterday I was hoping he was running shtick too. Afte...
cordovan pozpig meetinghouse
  03/17/22
One of the most 180 undercurrents of this whole mess has bee...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
He's doing great
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
Lmao thank you brother. I'm just a humble happily married Go...
cordovan pozpig meetinghouse
  03/17/22
180, we need moar like you!
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
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Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
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Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
Yes exactly either he’s not schtick or the joke is on ...
drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/17/22
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cordovan pozpig meetinghouse
  03/17/22
"you think I'm living some sort of Ben Garrison comic w...
Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
lmao @ "raging promiscuity"
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/17/22
for the audience: she "disagrees" with this lmao
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/17/22
Lmao I really triggered y'all. He's a simp!! I just know ...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
For context, during your crusade you gratuitously insulted m...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
Posting unhinged screeds defending some internet whore's hon...
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
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galvanic skinny woman office
  03/17/22
I doubt he's fucking her. He just has a savior complex.
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
180
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
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Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
Ljl get rekt I do want I want. Your pedantic sophistry belie...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
Your empty response just concedes by silence my central poin...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
Cr brah I concede your central point. Don't think I even rea...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
OK cool. You seem uninvested.
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
"you don't know me!" cried the wounded faggot I...
Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
The harsh reality is that either a large portion of the spec...
Irradiated temple windowlicker
  03/17/22
The whole "simp" shit seems more and more just lik...
Irradiated temple windowlicker
  03/17/22
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galvanic skinny woman office
  03/17/22
I'm trying to build him up, but he's got his dander up now s...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
He's not married and he doesn't have kids. He's in that dati...
Irradiated temple windowlicker
  03/17/22
Well in that case, he needs a bit of an attitude adjustment,...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
Yeah that simping was off the charts brother
Titillating navy sweet tailpipe
  03/17/22
It's absolutely revolting.
galvanic skinny woman office
  03/17/22
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Titillating navy sweet tailpipe
  03/17/22
He tremendously sucks
iridescent zombie-like lay incel
  03/17/22
Link to the TBF thread(s) in question? I'm in the mood to re...
bearded center
  03/17/22
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060796&mc=2&...
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
LJL. I figured tbf would show up to take him apart but this ...
bearded center
  03/17/22
If this subthread were its own topic, this would be a ONE SH...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
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bearded center
  03/17/22
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cordovan pozpig meetinghouse
  03/17/22
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obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
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Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/17/22
Sad to watch, but unsurprising considering the woman at ques...
cordovan pozpig meetinghouse
  03/17/22
I'm operating under the assumption that the tbtp took over t...
bearded center
  03/17/22
I made a thread about this theory the other day. https://a...
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
HATP has been on xo for over a decade. he actually hated me...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/17/22
lmao. so HATP keeps taking catty swipes at TBF because TBF w...
bearded center
  03/17/22
To be fair, /end.
Diverse Chartreuse Clown
  03/17/22
That's all fine, but then you have to look at the lady.
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/17/22
lol thanks for confirming that you two are fucking
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
*doffs trillby* "m'boxy"
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
Lol
coral giraffe community account
  03/17/22
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Titillating navy sweet tailpipe
  03/17/22
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Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
No one finds you intimidating or villainous, we find you obn...
Buck-toothed Range
  03/17/22
...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/17/22
did the thrill of "winning over" someone who "...
fragrant drab knife parlour
  03/20/22
Social media is like the DBZ ultragravity training room for ...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
The crazy thing most people dont realize is it was designed ...
cordovan pozpig meetinghouse
  03/17/22
1) i've been here for a long time and know all about tbtp. w...
balding step-uncle's house turdskin
  03/17/22
*Box rubbing out one thinking about all the attention she's ...
stimulating jade dilemma death wish
  03/17/22
u people are absolutely delusional about how women/people th...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/17/22
On the contrary, I know exactly how women think, or rather F...
stimulating jade dilemma death wish
  03/17/22
rofl
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/17/22
I support HATP as a poaster. If he’s fucking Tbtp, goo...
Marvelous Orchid Dopamine Hominid
  03/17/22
Maybe arkan is a time-traveling HATP from the future, and th...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
🤔🧐🤯🤣
cordovan pozpig meetinghouse
  03/17/22
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Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
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obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
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balding step-uncle's house turdskin
  03/17/22
this seems like a much gayer version of bioshock: infinite
balding step-uncle's house turdskin
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...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
Wtf bro how could you possibly support this guy? If any one ...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/17/22
Just as a stray thought, I don't see the need to support one...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
level-headed take. HATP and i talked about u irl and how ...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/17/22
Me and Ricky were talking about the same thing recently
Passionate abnormal doctorate abode
  03/17/22
Thanks, that means a lot.
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
lol ok
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/17/22
...
cordovan pozpig meetinghouse
  03/17/22
(breathlessly discussing various poasters during the post-co...
balding step-uncle's house turdskin
  03/17/22
mawdssss
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/17/22
*lights cigarette* "so" *huff puff* "did y...
balding step-uncle's house turdskin
  03/17/22
https://ibb.co/Smnb1MG https://ibb.co/jT67cbv https://ibb....
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
...
balding step-uncle's house turdskin
  03/17/22
*lest* we begin lactating. Gotta keep that grammar tight if ...
Marvelous Orchid Dopamine Hominid
  03/17/22
We trained an AI to screen out women from our sacred men's h...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
Does the shit get pushed back up the body and into the brain...
Provocative Fanboi Theater
  03/17/22
Yes, and there it forms a loathsome chimera with stray stran...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
CR
spectacular indian lodge
  03/17/22
Great thread
Passionate abnormal doctorate abode
  03/17/22
...
cordovan pozpig meetinghouse
  03/17/22
these threads wouldn't be nearly as funny without his contri...
Talking odious nibblets garrison
  03/17/22
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Passionate abnormal doctorate abode
  03/17/22
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cordovan pozpig meetinghouse
  03/17/22
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obsidian cerebral azn
  03/17/22
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Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/17/22
He’s the King Simp for a reason
iridescent zombie-like lay incel
  03/17/22
The "man" has literally eaten my shit.
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/17/22
...
Bisexual violent coldplay fan
  03/17/22
I was her first. Confirmed by board documentation. I was lit...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/17/22
This is NOTHING. Just wait until you see what Boxtp does ...
histrionic massive native
  03/20/22
She seems really nice. Idk. Not worried. Don't think she's t...
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  03/20/22
She already almost killed you.
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/20/22
No need to paint your perspective for us--its a mystery to a...
histrionic massive native
  03/20/22
...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/21/22
As an unrelated anecdote, when I left my BPD GF she did a su...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/21/22
...
balding step-uncle's house turdskin
  03/21/22
Stories like this are terrifying in retrospect because one w...
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/21/22
...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/20/22
I’m starting to think they deserve each other. My f...
drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/20/22
The fact that he's not deterred from pursuing an affirmed as...
stimulating jade dilemma death wish
  03/20/22
To be fair, it was a very prestigious ass. If anything I've ...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/20/22
Eating a dude's ass equates to like 100 dicks on the cock-o-...
stimulating jade dilemma death wish
  03/20/22
cr
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/20/22
Truly a LOATHSOME act
balding step-uncle's house turdskin
  03/21/22
Wow I missed that 😂 She has him up on stage already demon...
histrionic massive native
  03/20/22
We're reading an old children's fable: Simpy Gets Slaugh...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/21/22
yeah tbf that was mean of me. i was annoyed with literally ...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
I wouldn't even bother apologizing for it haha maybe just li...
histrionic massive native
  03/21/22
180
fragrant drab knife parlour
  03/21/22
haha yeah haha a bit sad that you would read so much into...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
i, for one, am shocked and appalled @ everyone _other_ than ...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/21/22
...
drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/21/22
(guys who have written literally dozens of paragraphs in the...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
It would be sooooo 180 if we knew nothing about either of yo...
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/21/22
ummm yeah actually i avoided engaging for as long as i could...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
You never answered my poast over the weekend calling bullshi...
drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/21/22
If "someone" made an offhand comment? You can't be...
histrionic massive native
  03/21/22
... i know you can't be serious; you're just coming up with ...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
HATP kills: 0
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/21/22
"the way i sort of see our behavior here is like, we're...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/21/22
can't tell whether this is sarcastic so i don't know how to ...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/21/22
🤦‍♂️
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/21/22
there must be a disconnect here. what does battling xo dork...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
In brief, the description of the role you two play here hold...
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/21/22
cr. as you've told me repeatedly, there's no need to stress...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
You have a negative self-image that you externalize (via act...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/21/22
I pictured MGK and Megan Foxx when I read that part. LJL
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/21/22
"the way i sort of see our behavior here is like, we're...
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/21/22
i edited to make it clear that i mean the metaphor in the le...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
To be fair, I actually laughed out loud. Like, belly laug...
Diverse Chartreuse Clown
  03/21/22
...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/21/22
lofuckingl. Yea, we’re the “dorks” in thi...
drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/21/22
This is the official moment where this flame jumped the shar...
obsidian cerebral azn
  03/21/22
...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
I have been praying flame.
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/21/22
...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/21/22
...
drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/21/22
They met a single time IRL seems to be the closest reading. ...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/21/22
yep and we are seeing each other again later this week :)
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
I hope it ends up being worth it for the two of you.
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/21/22
thanks for replying to the actual substance of the message, ...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
Do you only post hypocritical snark? Is that your entire sc...
drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/21/22
i don't know what poast you're talking about. see, you migh...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
Oh so another “I don’t read your messages k thnx...
drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/21/22
no i literally do not remember what poast you're talking abo...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
Stop being obtuse. I literally repeated the point again in ...
drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/21/22
ya i have no answer, you got me
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
*eidetic
Wonderful fishy preventive strike
  03/21/22
To be fair, L M A O
Diverse Chartreuse Clown
  03/21/22
titclmao i mean… just lmao
spectacular indian lodge
  03/21/22
Tyft lmao Just as an FYI for HATP--this is the kind of cr...
histrionic massive native
  03/21/22
Never forget
obsidian cerebral azn
  06/10/22
...
obsidian cerebral azn
  05/18/23
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MASE
  12/25/24
Alpha
Irradiated temple windowlicker
  03/21/22
No.
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/21/22
guys don't stop now, we can get to 300 posts
fragrant drab knife parlour
  03/21/22
Amazing, amazing thread that has pushed me firmly to TEAM AR...
Haunting Affirmative Action
  03/21/22
Thank.
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/21/22
"hasn't cracked" uhhhhh......
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/21/22
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/He...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/21/22
This one for HATP: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
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histrionic massive native
  03/21/22
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obsidian cerebral azn
  03/21/22
180 encapsulation of the box phenomenon, made all the more 1...
drunken hot principal's office striped hyena
  03/21/22
It wasn't for lulz. She's BPD and literally wants to eat my ...
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/21/22
i lol'd reading this Date: March 21st, 2022 9:44 PM Auth...
sadistic cheese-eating main people
  03/22/22
Hm, why? Explain.
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/22/22
Really what I want is for HATP to come account for himself. ...
Haunting Affirmative Action
  03/22/22
Pls respond hatp
Haunting Affirmative Action
  03/22/22
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Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/28/22
He never responded. Shortly after my screed, HATP and the bo...
Haunting Affirmative Action
  03/28/22
Lost souls.
Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
  03/28/22
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Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook
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...
spectacular indian lodge
  03/27/22
LOL at HATP getting badly blown the fuck out, taking a month...
iridescent zombie-like lay incel
  06/10/22
Man, I sure hope it works out for him!
Buck-toothed Range
  05/18/23
I'm doing well brother. Brain still not broke.
Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction
  05/18/23


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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

Some of the most impressive simping I’ve ever seen, but let’s ignore that completely and make a dozen threads about TBF because he called me out on it. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165169)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: Passionate abnormal doctorate abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165171)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

hate to see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165178)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

Knew guys like him in college. Really cool guys until women are around. Then they get catty and are willing to burn all their brothers around them just to get a crumb of pussy. Really disappointing when they reveal themselves like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165230)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165292)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: cordovan pozpig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165296)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:16 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

Knew guys like him in college lmao you sound like you graduated yesterday.

And apt analogy. One of your bros in the toxic masculinity frat gets a girl and it'll never be like the old days. Rub one out for me will ya?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165356)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range

"toxic masculinity frat"

Ask me how I know that your college experience was spent groveling for pussy as you've done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165378)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

You don't know anything about me and this is a totally baseless assumption. Not to mention it's simply wrong. "I know simps!!" sneered the totally not incel bashing anonymous sex havers on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165388)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range

I think it's pretty clear from my poasting history that I'm far from an incel -- I'll let the rest of the board decide that though. I do know that kvetching about "toxic masculinity" guarantees you have thought about sucking cock though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165452)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

CR Chad knock 'em dead. But only wife the virgins, no the Tinder slores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165694)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:08 PM
Author: histrionic massive native

whoa cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44168165)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

"You don't know anything about me and this is a totally baseless assumption. Not to mention it's simply wrong."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165428)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Titillating navy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165457)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: galvanic skinny woman office

crumb of pussy tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165585)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Magenta Point

Didn’t you hook up w HATP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165801)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:14 PM
Author: Passionate abnormal doctorate abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166127)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:50 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

Without aspersing HATP, whom idk from Adam, I've had similar experiences, that have seen me betrayed, punched in the gut, left for dead, all sorts of dishonorable and unbecoming conduct, and for what? Just the prospect of a pat on the head from a pussy.

This is why, as a general matter, I only trust guys who are either very skilled with women, or else so aspie that women don't register. (Also certain gay fascists, but they have their own issues, like efforts at conversion and trying to molest kids.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166335)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

he's gotten more than a "pat" on the head :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166340)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

I think you missed which head I was referring to; noun & verb, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166345)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

oh word so i was making the joke u already made. women are so unfunny!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166375)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

Don't feel bad, you're ahead of the curve since you've developed what scientists refer to as "secondary humor," viz. the ability of talented females to mimic the funny expressions and behaviors of powerful primary humorants (often a father, brother, or lover). So while you lack primary humorant glands, you can still fake it to a level better than most 'males' out there these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166382)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

My wife does this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166394)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:01 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

That is a mark of pride, you must be a strong primary humorant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166396)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

Thank you I’m very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44167557)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:02 PM
Author: Passionate abnormal doctorate abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166400)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:05 PM
Author: cordovan pozpig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166414)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

Excellent post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44186850)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

I don't think about you at all but the funny thing is how seriously TBF takes himself and about how he's going to foment revolution by JQ pilling the world yet his brain broke the other day and he went on a poasting streak about my alleged personal life. I mean just imagine the Fuhrer of the Third Reich having to pause the war so he could gossip about some random guy on the internet lmao.

I don't think about you losers at all I have my own life and it's pretty 180. I don't poast or not poast because of you but definitely 180 on calling me out for having my brain broke. I'm doing just fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165213)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

I would appreciate the luxury of not having to think about you, but with your pathetic simping and TBF rage threading everywhere you haven’t afforded me that option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165280)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

Odd you think about me so much and I don't think about you at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165337)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:16 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

“Look at how retarded I am!”

Wow that guy’s pretty retarded

“LOL ODD HOW MUCH YOU THINK ABOUT ME I DON’T THINK ABOUT YOU AT ALL”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165355)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:16 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

It really gets under your skin that I'm happy and do what I want huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165359)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range

No. You misunderstand all of this entirely. Your behavior has made you an object of disgust, mostly because of how groveling it is. Now it's just fun to shit on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165369)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

Ty for your opinion on my behavior lmao

I'm definitely not happy and doing what I want and unconcerned what you think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165413)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:00 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

"object of disgust" def sounds like you have stronger emotions here than he does...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165604)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range

lmfao did the used up box write this or is her vacuous, droning poasting voice just sexually transmitted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165290)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

You're right brah sex havers are done here. Wish I could be in a barracks with a bunch of bros stroking each other off. It's too bad we can't hate all women like the old days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165351)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range

I wasn't making fun of you for having sex, I was making fun of you for being stupid, and having sex with a worthless piece of meat. If you can't understand that distinction, I'm honestly not surprised but I am not going to invest any time into trying to further simplify it for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165366)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena

Is he even having sex with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165377)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:21 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

That’s what’s so crazy about all this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165383)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:23 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

Not yet brother but she said if I white knight long enough, hard enough, she might let me sniff her used panties. Worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165393)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range

We don't think you're joking, we think this is actually how you think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165402)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

180 you're right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165409)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165443)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165530)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: cordovan pozpig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165579)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: iridescent zombie-like lay incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165716)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 7:52 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#46328569)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range

Well, he's certainly implied as much, but it would be even funnier if he were going through all of this and not doing so. Can't think of anything more desperate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165400)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

Cr assumption. Proceed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165412)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

if, hypothetically, we *were* fucking, i would have encouraged him to neither confirm nor deny this on the bort due to the whole "psychotically jealous ex" thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165665)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:21 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

Can you define the worthwhile pieces of meat? Should I get a nice Hill Country trad wife? Should I marry a virgin 20 year old I met at church? What's your puritanical standard? I'm really waiting for your approval.

It's not like women are people who go through whatever they go through in life and grow and mature and have challenges and life experiences and change over time. If a woman isn't perfect per your standard the day she turns 18 and is ready to marry a conservative master man and be loyal and perfect forever, she's probably worthless. God forbid she have a single thought of her own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165381)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range

Hilarious typical shitlibbery conflating rampant sluthood with capacity for independent thought. To answer your sincere question, I think a baseline should be "hasn't been riding the cock carousel for 30 years" -- I understand, though, that someone of your disposition may enjoy thinking about being left with heavily used goods. Some of us prefer not to have shared with a hundred other cocks though -- only effeminate oversocialization has deconditioned you from this natural impulse.

It's always funny to me when women and their pet faggots try to excuse their behavior with some horseshit platitude about growth. If it takes raging promiscuity for you to "grow" -- what growth does this accomplish in the first place? -- you are literally fucking defective.

Your inability to engage with my central claim -- that this whore's sexual history and attention seeking behavior devalues her and any who are attached to her -- without resorting to shockingly generic strawmen ("guess she has to be perfect for you, huh?!") Is pretty telling, but a noteworthy aside is that there are plenty of women who DO meet the "not used-up cumsock" criteria, so it's not a hard standard to meet (unless you're a worthless whore lmao).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165441)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

Yes any woman who is not perfectly formed as a human being at 18 is a whore who should be stoned to death Taliban style. Sharia take the wheel.

0 cocks - perfect, wifeable

1-3 cocks - maybe you can save a ho

4+ - burn her at the stake.

Bro did you never P&D anyone? Where do chicks go after you sleep with them and never call em back? Do they just disappear or die? Should they kill themselves rather than go on living?

Have some compassion for the fact that it's difficult for women to find the right guy, that dating is just as hard for them as it is for us. That you're not going to find a 20 year old with a fully formed personality.

You really sound like an autistic incel with all your judgment, like you think I'm living some sort of Ben Garrison comic where I'm a middle aged Melvin doctor picking up the pieces of some broken ho covered in other men's cum. It's just not true. Bro I did whatever I wanted with women in my 20s. Not some super study incel waiting around for Chad to turn her over to me. I've been through a lot of hos and you know what with age my preferences change and when you meet someone you're very attracted to and you really click personality wise why would you give a shit what some assholes on the internet think? You're just blowing smoke bro. We don't care about yo opinyonz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165503)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:48 PM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena

Your simping was so over the top I assumed you weee schtick until you put in literally dozens of hours and made screeds like this. Can’t believe someone thinks like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165535)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:51 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

QED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165553)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:53 PM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena

Well look if indeed you are contending this is flame schtick then great you’ve just wasted days of time — who is the fool in this situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165568)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

The really sad thing is that, while some may like the Box's posting, no one really respects her. That's fine for her, she clearly gets no utility out of being respected, but men's social hierarchy is predicated on respect. HATP unironically will never recover from this on bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165721)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

To wit, Heinrich Himmler was cheating on his wife with his secretary - he wanted to divorce his wife and marry her, but he knew that his SS officers were forbidden from such behavior. So he maintained the secretary as a side piece under the radar and never formally married her, to keep up appearances with his men. CR respect is EVERYTHING.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165739)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: cordovan pozpig meetinghouse

Until yesterday I was hoping he was running shtick too. After the performance in megathreads like this it's clear it's genuine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165754)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

One of the most 180 undercurrents of this whole mess has been the confirmation that LSD is among the most level-headed people on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165785)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

He's doing great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165791)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: cordovan pozpig meetinghouse

Lmao thank you brother. I'm just a humble happily married God fearing Christian with kids, which in today's satan manipulated clown planet is the most incongruous shtick of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165832)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

180, we need moar like you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165995)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44168219)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44168100)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:32 PM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena

Yes exactly either he’s not schtick or the joke is on him for running a schtick way way too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165858)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: cordovan pozpig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165998)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:02 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range

"you think I'm living some sort of Ben Garrison comic where I'm a middle aged Melvin doctor picking up the pieces of some broken ho covered in other men's cum"

Yes, this is exactly true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44168124)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

lmao @ "raging promiscuity"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165620)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

for the audience: she "disagrees" with this lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44168231)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

Lmao I really triggered y'all.

He's a simp!! I just know it!! said the cabal of internet trolls to the guy they totally don't know.

I honestly didn't think you'd jump to so many baseless conclusions in unison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165407)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:35 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

For context, during your crusade you gratuitously insulted me for correctly stating that your officious intermeddling could not help the situation, yet may exacerbate it. Charges of simping aside, you have an heroic self-conception on which you esteem yourself, but your efforts to help falter on the reality that you've no power to stop people from making bad choices. This dissonance between your self-concept as a noble crusader & the reality that you can't help people causes distress, so you lash out.

But all the same, it just goes to show you're a good dude and solid bro. Go easy on itself, you don't need to take on the world on some lady's account. Box is a big girl and she can look after herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165446)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:42 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

Posting unhinged screeds defending some internet whore's honor and insulting good guys on this board does not make him a "good bro". It makes him decidedly the opposite of a "good bro". The fundamental point that he will never respond to nor will he ever address is that no one would defend the Box in the way he is currently doing unless he was sexually involved or interested in becoming sexually involved with her in some way. This is irrefutable. His only hope is to somehow convince people that his simping is blameless. Good fucking luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165499)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: galvanic skinny woman office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165545)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

I doubt he's fucking her. He just has a savior complex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165561)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:54 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165570)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44168226)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

Ljl get rekt I do want I want. Your pedantic sophistry belies your inability to effectively communicate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165527)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

Your empty response just concedes by silence my central point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165543)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:51 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

Cr brah I concede your central point. Don't think I even read your word salad lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165550)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:51 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

OK cool. You seem uninvested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165554)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:38 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range

"you don't know me!" cried the wounded faggot

If you're ok with other dudes' leftovers, you need to think about how desperate that makes you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165468)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: Irradiated temple windowlicker

The harsh reality is that either a large portion of the species is going to have to drop this attitude (seeing women who have engaged in the same degenerate sexual behaviors as men from the same cohort as "leftovers" or possessed of a singularly undesirable sexual history) or we're going to be facing a mass extinction (via so many different cuts) from a civilizational-level critical failure to create micro-level "life-meaning" through the time-tested method of the family unit

You can get a virgin wife for yourself Hegemon but this isn't the 50s we're in. We're in fucking crunch time here and we should be doing everything we can to encourage people to pair off and get white baby-making before the socio-biological doomsday clock hits midnight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165558)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Irradiated temple windowlicker

The whole "simp" shit seems more and more just like sad men rationalizing and projecting away their own broken-heartedness from engaging unfavorably in (charitably) a far, far less than ideal """"dating market"""

A guy really disturbed by/lamenting the endless abyss of the shitty gender dynamic in 2022 doesn't go on the internet spamming "simp simp simp" like some sort of weird tribal mantra. Instead he puts on a sackcloth robe and pulls out his hair in the middle of traffic, shouting at God imo. The things wrt this that have hurt and broken people (disproportionately men, I still believe) are like little Faulknerian tragedies one and all and once the gravity of that catches up to you there's not much fun to be made about the topic without revealing your own bitterness about a thoroughly destroyed worldview regarding dating, women, whatever element of the "God-given pairing" bit is on your mind as you hit "Poast"

Every guy was a simp for some girl once. I can see it on all of your digital faces. It sucks. It's trash to be there; it's trash to be used by some bitch when you're just doing what your father (a greater man than you, from a greater time himself) taught you regarding women. But why not build your fellow guy up rather than tear him down for displaying his humanity and capacity for the sort of ideal thoughtlessness-in-affection that comes with romantic love, that kind that one day would provide a spiritually lush home for a woman and child if properly nurtured

That said box is not the one to be defending about any of this stuff, she's made her choices, she's doing what she wants, and we can see the fruits from that pretty clearly. This attitude would make a lot more sense if you weren't doing it for the benefit of someone who is likely a predator at worst and a goat at best in the dating realm, i.e. someone who isn't an xopoa. Good impulses perhaps; poor outlet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165529)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:53 PM
Author: galvanic skinny woman office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165566)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

I'm trying to build him up, but he's got his dander up now so there's not much point. Also, I think we both have kids + married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165580)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:00 PM
Author: Irradiated temple windowlicker

He's not married and he doesn't have kids. He's in that dating limbo that (understandably; reasonably) comes for single men at that age and looking for some assurance that the other men in his age range are on the same page as him before he sucks it up and pulls the trigger on an acceptable woman. Man is a social creature and that's 👌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165609)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

Well in that case, he needs a bit of an attitude adjustment, but agreed there's no need to be mean about it. Counterproductive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165731)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Titillating navy sweet tailpipe

Yeah that simping was off the charts brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165454)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: galvanic skinny woman office

It's absolutely revolting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165488)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:49 PM
Author: Titillating navy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165540)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:49 PM
Author: iridescent zombie-like lay incel

He tremendously sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165536)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: bearded center

Link to the TBF thread(s) in question? I'm in the mood to read some unhinged yet devastating screeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165592)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:02 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060796&mc=2&forum_id=2

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060755&mc=6&forum_id=2

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060751&mc=6&forum_id=2

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060962&mc=2&forum_id=2

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060971&mc=2&forum_id=2

They're not really screeds. Just flaccid swipes.

EDIT: Ah. I realized you meant TBF threads.

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059590&mc=64&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165622)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:04 PM
Author: bearded center

LJL. I figured tbf would show up to take him apart but this was such an impotent effort that he didn't even bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165643)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

If this subthread were its own topic, this would be a ONE SHOT KILL - SUICIDE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165819)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: bearded center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165944)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: cordovan pozpig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165987)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44167211)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44167215)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: cordovan pozpig meetinghouse

Sad to watch, but unsurprising considering the woman at question broke over a dozen poasters brains before.

I guess HATP and gunerattt weren't around back then to witness those situations play out and did not believe the ample warnings they received from multiple poasters before getting involved.

Another driving factor at play here I think is the numale propensity for intuitively gravitating toward drama, and attempting to earn social media "clout" by generating attention. "Any attention is good attention" as a strategy to climb the social hierarchy. "Odd you think about me so much and I don't think about you at all", "It really gets under your skin that I'm happy and do what I want huh", "It's too bad we can't hate all women like the old days.", "I do want I want" "you don't know me!" - if you removed the monikers these are all undistinguishable from poasts by bluesmoke, box, Julia, benzo or any other number of female poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165617)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:03 PM
Author: bearded center

I'm operating under the assumption that the tbtp took over the HATP account and is effectively sockpuppeting rn.

In any case, everyone involved in any of this gay drama should die in a grease fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165631)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

I made a thread about this theory the other day.

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059324&mc=14&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165649)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:06 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

HATP has been on xo for over a decade. he actually hated me when he just knew me as The Box, but once we talked one-on-one (on the bort and later off), he realized i was an actual person and took down his walls. it's possible that would happen for other people, too. when it comes down to it i'm really just a small, unintimidating Nerd, not a villain lol

also: if, hypothetically, we *were* fucking, i would have encouraged him to neither confirm nor deny this on xo due to the whole "psychotically jealous ex" thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165657)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: bearded center

lmao. so HATP keeps taking catty swipes at TBF because TBF was mean to his lady. What a fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165679)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:16 PM
Author: Diverse Chartreuse Clown

To be fair,

/end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44168229)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

That's all fine, but then you have to look at the lady.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44168240)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

lol thanks for confirming that you two are fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165684)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

*doffs trillby* "m'boxy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165776)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:34 PM
Author: coral giraffe community account

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165872)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: Titillating navy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166341)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44168255)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range

No one finds you intimidating or villainous, we find you obnoxious and disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44168254)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44168261)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: fragrant drab knife parlour

did the thrill of "winning over" someone who "hated" you and converting his skeptical contempt into obsessive infatuation feel as good as having self-esteem might feel (if you had any)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44186873)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

Social media is like the DBZ ultragravity training room for cluster B disorders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165799)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:34 PM
Author: cordovan pozpig meetinghouse

The crazy thing most people dont realize is it was designed from the very beginning specifically for that very purpose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmXcjvL9VSc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165871)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:22 PM
Author: balding step-uncle's house turdskin

1) i've been here for a long time and know all about tbtp. was poasting here before she came along.

2) tbtp and HATP are my FRIENDS and i stand with them

3) idk why i keep getting dragged into this. all i've ever done in this gay internet drama is point out that arkan is a fucking lunatic stalker who constantly threatens people. somehow acknowledging this = i'm a box simp. if you look at some of the more light hearted content i've made about this i've made plenty of jabs against the box. which she takes in good humor whereas arkan reacts like a little histrionic faggot.

trying to stay out of this nonsense now but i figured i might give one final, succinct clarification for the people who haven't read all the subthread wastelands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166159)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: stimulating jade dilemma death wish

*Box rubbing out one thinking about all the attention she's gotten from you simps over the last 72 hrs*

And guys wonder why women are insufferable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165807)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

u people are absolutely delusional about how women/people think smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165838)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:39 PM
Author: stimulating jade dilemma death wish

On the contrary, I know exactly how women think, or rather FEEL, their way thru life. You assume men are just being nice to you b/c you're a good person, that you're interesting, that you have quirky mannerisms and awesome hobbies, that you're a delight to talk to. None of that could be further from the truth. Men just want to fuck, that's all they have on their mind while you yap away about some meaningless topic.

Case in point, this thread: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060643&mc=9&forum_id=2

You said you bonded with the driver b/c he was based. LJL. All the driver wanted to do is take his pants off and put his dick in the mouth behind "THAT SMILE" and demand that you suck it. This is what women do not get. Men are not interested in you for your personality, they're only interested in your warm, mushy holes.

Any man who seems more genuinely interested in you as a person is just a simp who doesn't know any better (HATP in this case). They're the "nice" guys you're not all that into or the inexperienced guys who haven't figured out that their brains are lying to them about why they're attracted to you. It's not shocking that you're dating basically a child at this point, he hasn't figured out women yet, so to you he comes across as genuine and earnest. Once he gets tired off the pussy tho, he'll move on and you will be heart broken, even though the writing was plainly written on the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165898)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165902)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:38 PM
Author: Marvelous Orchid Dopamine Hominid

I support HATP as a poaster. If he’s fucking Tbtp, good for him.

HATP: Please don’t let her turn you into another Arkan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44165891)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

Maybe arkan is a time-traveling HATP from the future, and their weird feud here has been part of the stable time loop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166001)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: cordovan pozpig meetinghouse

🤔🧐🤯🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166008)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:59 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166019)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166063)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:24 PM
Author: balding step-uncle's house turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166172)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:24 PM
Author: balding step-uncle's house turdskin

this seems like a much gayer version of bioshock: infinite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166171)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166427)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:59 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

Wtf bro how could you possibly support this guy? If any one of us touches a woman we will instantly becum blue pilled soy boys. The second we even speak to a woman our Nazi flags will be replaced by BLM and intersectional trans pride flags. We are all done here if we don't stand up to the gynocracy! Never give woman an inch less we begin lactating and develop vocal fry!! Begone demon spawn woman!!

I'm totally Chad btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166017)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:14 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

Just as a stray thought, I don't see the need to support one or another poaster. I've got no stake in any of these feuds & support all of you, as human beings and poasters. Allying with strangers in quarrels that are to you alien just alienates allies and starts strange quarrels. Thus, I'm not on "team box" or "team arkan," but rather team, "box and arkan are adults who can make their own choices and who don't need a Greek Chorus online to settle their affairs".

The above seems to be my only point of difference with you, in that you previously thought you'd be able to help matters by cowing arkan with some ruse, or by speaking up for box (as if she needs help with that!).

The consequences have been so predictable that I predicted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166129)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:16 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

level-headed take.

HATP and i talked about u irl and how we like the obscure words you sprinkle into your poasts. absurdly large vocabulary.

edit: that was all we said, this wasn't a long convo, maybe 30 sec at most

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166137)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:24 PM
Author: Passionate abnormal doctorate abode

Me and Ricky were talking about the same thing recently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166174)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:25 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

Thanks, that means a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166179)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

lol ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166247)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:25 PM
Author: cordovan pozpig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166180)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:25 PM
Author: balding step-uncle's house turdskin

(breathlessly discussing various poasters during the post-coital refractory period before gettin' back to it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166182)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:27 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

mawdssss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166195)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: balding step-uncle's house turdskin

*lights cigarette*

"so" *huff puff* "did you see that latest gay sex song parody?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166209)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:47 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

https://ibb.co/Smnb1MG

https://ibb.co/jT67cbv

https://ibb.co/VTvgFbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166320)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:47 PM
Author: balding step-uncle's house turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166323)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:24 PM
Author: Marvelous Orchid Dopamine Hominid

*lest* we begin lactating. Gotta keep that grammar tight if you’re gonna spar online.

There is some real value in maintaining woman-free spaces, but I don’t find tbtp‘s presence to be grating. I’m glad a historically important poster returned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166176)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:28 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

We trained an AI to screen out women from our sacred men's hut, the great bort, but it strangely fails to register her Minecraft villager visage as a threat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166201)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:59 PM
Author: Provocative Fanboi Theater

Does the shit get pushed back up the body and into the brain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166016)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:15 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

Yes, and there it forms a loathsome chimera with stray strands of chadcum imbibed from the cavernous melon of throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166133)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:15 PM
Author: spectacular indian lodge

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166132)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:18 PM
Author: Passionate abnormal doctorate abode

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166146)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:20 PM
Author: cordovan pozpig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166151)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: Talking odious nibblets garrison

these threads wouldn't be nearly as funny without his contributions so in the interest of content I hope he keeps it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166186)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:28 PM
Author: Passionate abnormal doctorate abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166199)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:30 PM
Author: cordovan pozpig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166216)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:46 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166311)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:47 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166322)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:02 PM
Author: iridescent zombie-like lay incel

He’s the King Simp for a reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166403)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

The "man" has literally eaten my shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166435)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Bisexual violent coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44166452)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

I was her first. Confirmed by board documentation. I was literally raped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44167219)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 9:07 PM
Author: histrionic massive native

This is NOTHING.

Just wait until you see what Boxtp does to him--he is the PERFECT meal. She is going to fucking CUM beholding the levels of anguish that this poor bastard will dutifully suffer @ her whim.

Picture prime Mike Tyson in a caged death-match with a cerebral palsy patient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44186949)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

She seems really nice. Idk. Not worried. Don't think she's the man eating succubus y'all say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44187016)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

She already almost killed you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44187037)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: histrionic massive native

No need to paint your perspective for us--its a mystery to absolutely no one.

You are being groomed, my friend. If she displayed enough of her true nature at this stage--it would be reasonably easy to just leave. No. She has only improved at doing this over the years, and her manipulation algorithm uses 3 decades of data at this point. Her abuse will directly correlate w/ your investment in the relationship--an endless and escalating shit-test re: your devotion. The end-game is demonstrating your complete & utter inability to leave her under ANY circumstance. Like after brutally betraying you in the public-eye for maximum humiliation.

It will continue until you finally grow the balls to leave, or kill yourself. Good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44187587)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 4:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44188546)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 4:48 AM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

As an unrelated anecdote, when I left my BPD GF she did a suicidal gesture, called me at work, called all my friends crying and screaming and telling various lies and half-truths about me, etc., to try to enlist their aid to get to me.

I didn't take her calls so she set up this little tableau where she took like 10 aspirins and did an oops cut. I called 9/11 to have her trundled to the hospital and had the locks changed while I was at work. (We'd been living together two years, but happily only I was on the lease.)

So they cart her to the hospital, but then it turns out she made me her emergency contact, and she enlisted the aid of one of the nurses to try to guilt/shame me. I said I had no obligation to speak with her, best of luck to her, and you'd better call her mom. I also said she was a risk to herself/others, and described some of her extreme and outrageous conduct to try to make sure her commitment would last a while.

No speakies after that except we had sex 1x like a year later. Sex was amazing, though, oddly, and I am abashed to admit this, she licked my butthold. Then tossed her and back to no speakies. The spell was broken.

early 20s. next girl was my wife, whom I got hot and heavy with in part by intentionally resisting the impulses that'd led to relationships with BPD women.

Odysseus may hear the Siren song, but he must home to Penelope's embrace at Ithaca lest he crash on the rocks or die like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44188549)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: balding step-uncle's house turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44188833)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

Stories like this are terrifying in retrospect because one wrong move and your whole life is over.

180 ending to that story in your case. Enjoy the spoils.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44188845)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44187034)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 9:42 PM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena

I’m starting to think they deserve each other.

My favorite part of the thread from yesterday was that when multiple poasters pointed out he’s proud of dating a 100% confirmed whore, he made no real effort to refute it, and instead contended that any sexhaver must be settling for some blown out deranged whore like him. Then she came in and basically said he was a fucking idiot for provoking everyone and that he was creating shit content.

LOL you can’t make this shit up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44187123)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: stimulating jade dilemma death wish

The fact that he's not deterred from pursuing an affirmed ass eater speaks volumes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44187208)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

To be fair, it was a very prestigious ass. If anything I've done him a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44187215)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: stimulating jade dilemma death wish

Eating a dude's ass equates to like 100 dicks on the cock-o-meter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44187222)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44187315)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: balding step-uncle's house turdskin

Truly a LOATHSOME act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44188846)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: histrionic massive native

Wow I missed that 😂 She has him up on stage already demonstrating his devotion to her lol.

Compare the extent to which he goes in defending her, with her total lack of reciprocation in kind. It's amazing really that alarm bells aren't blaring in his head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44187677)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 1:20 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

We're reading an old children's fable:

Simpy Gets Slaughtered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44188273)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 1:22 AM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

yeah tbf that was mean of me. i was annoyed with literally everyone involved, including myself. he forgave me lmao it's just xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44188277)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:20 AM
Author: histrionic massive native

I wouldn't even bother apologizing for it haha maybe just like a half apology haha it's nothing and he kind of brought it on himself tbh lol

He needs to practice forgiving you anyways. There's soooo much more where that came from!! :) I know he manages to do nothing but defend you, but it's just tough for u to do the same. It doesn't come naturally I guess. He's such a pathetic worm and you're not haha but don't tell him... he'd forgive u anyways 4 anything it doesn't matter lol I'm just being honest. oh well



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44188432)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:23 AM
Author: fragrant drab knife parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44188439)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:27 AM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

haha yeah haha

a bit sad that you would read so much into it... are you projecting here? if someone made an offhand comment about you creating bad content in one specific context, would you think they were calling you a pathetic worm? as the most annoying millennials would say: "yikes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44188447)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 4:30 AM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

i, for one, am shocked and appalled @ everyone _other_ than the box for taking xo too seriously. she alone has a balanced life and sense of proportion about this bort, it seems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44188539)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44189007)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 10:39 AM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

(guys who have written literally dozens of paragraphs in the past week about two internet strangers' lives)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44189294)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 10:44 AM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

It would be sooooo 180 if we knew nothing about either of your lives and you both stopped slinging shit at people, but unfortunately that's not the world you or your "boyfriend" have provided us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44189323)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

ummm yeah actually i avoided engaging for as long as i could, actively denounced arkan and HATP for instigating/fanning the flame, and only replied to defend myself, but ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44189343)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena

You never answered my poast over the weekend calling bullshit on the notion you’re merely “replying” to people interested in your life. Instead you just ignore anything that would get in the way of you forcememing your talking points.

Again — the drama from the week before was you thinking you figured out TBF’s IRL identity, and there’s plenty of other instances of you engaging heavily on other peoples’ business, so pot meet kettle. Just yesterday you were insinuating that poasters regularly lie about having “virginal” wives and that Hegemon was full of shit.

Regardless, you treat this website like a live blog because you’re an insane attention seeker. And people who give you the attention you so desperately crave after you put it out there are — nosy? Pathetic? What does that make you, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44189446)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: histrionic massive native

If "someone" made an offhand comment? You can't be this stupid. Specifically his GF making the comment after he's spent hours on here shamelessly defending her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190510)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

... i know you can't be serious; you're just coming up with retarded insults to throw at me and see what sticks, right? you can't be this stupid.

in case you ARE an actual moron, i'll spell it out:

you realize that HATP and i interact off-board, right? we are literally dating in real life. we literally have sex. i shower him with affection, am sweet and giving, and (obviously) express my gratitude for his kindness toward me on here. when he poasts something particularly nice, insightful, or funny, i specifically point it out to him and thank him - off-board. because we are dating in real life, and we interact outside of xo.

the way i see our behavior here is sort of like, in the least serious way possible: we're samurai or some shit, back to back, each with our own swords, fighting off the waves of dorks coming at us from all directions. i don't feel the need to respond right away, publicly, in the context of the battle, when he makes a kill. it's unnecessary at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190900)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

HATP kills: 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190918)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:55 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

"the way i sort of see our behavior here is like, we're like, samurai or some shit, back to back, each with our own swords, fighting off the waves of dorks coming at us from all directions"

Sturdy foundation; this one seems built to last. I thought it'd take you a while to find yourself and grow and figure out priorities after (rightly) breaking things off with Zoomer BF, but it turns out the answer was just leaning into the xo thing & bonding over letting the trolls here get under your skin.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190922)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

can't tell whether this is sarcastic so i don't know how to respond...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190932)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190942)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

🤦‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190949)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:04 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

there must be a disconnect here. what does battling xo dorks have to do with the foundation of our relationship?

keep in mind that we do know each other off-board; in fact, that's where the vast, vast majority of our interactions take place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190997)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

In brief, the description of the role you two play here holds clues to how you see the relationship, which in turn suggests how you are viewing relationships and life generally (even if unarticulated). You've got this romantic/idealized/superhero vision, like you're in love with love, but the flipside of that is devaluation. But as you say, what do I know? I have no purchase on the facts.

[edit: Another clue is the propinquity to zoomer bf breakup + your recent activities on here to this new 'intense' relationship, suggesting emptiness being alone + need for stimulation / to be wrapped inna fantasy.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191037)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

cr. as you've told me repeatedly, there's no need to stress about defending myself. glad you realize that you don't actually know what's going on behind the scenes.

but i do genuinely think of me and HATP as a team, in the purest way. 😊

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191066)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

You have a negative self-image that you externalize (via acting out that image and making impotent defenses and such) rather than a positive self-image that motivates a manner of conducting yourself that nourishes authentic pride. Your angle at life is defeatist and (self-)destructive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191140)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

I pictured MGK and Megan Foxx when I read that part. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190936)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:55 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

"the way i sort of see our behavior here is like, we're like, samurai or some shit, back to back, each with our own swords, fighting off the waves of dorks coming at us from all directions. i don't feel the need to respond right away, publicly, in the context of the battle, when he makes a kill. it's unnecessary at best."

lmao just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190928)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

i edited to make it clear that i mean the metaphor in the least serious way possible. like we're playing a VR game or something.

as i keep saying: it's just xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190938)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:31 PM
Author: Diverse Chartreuse Clown

To be fair,

I actually laughed out loud. Like, belly laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191193)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191205)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena

lofuckingl. Yea, we’re the “dorks” in this scenario. Seriously, reread this post in a moment of clarity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190937)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

This is the official moment where this flame jumped the shark. Pack it all up. We're done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190947)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190950)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

I have been praying flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190951)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191007)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190966)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

They met a single time IRL seems to be the closest reading.

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191014)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

yep and we are seeing each other again later this week :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191030)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

I hope it ends up being worth it for the two of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191040)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

thanks for replying to the actual substance of the message, where i point out that i thank him off-board lmao.

again, there's no way you guys are SO stupid as to think that the only way to express my gratitude is to poast on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190964)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:01 PM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena

Do you only post hypocritical snark? Is that your entire schtick?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44189446

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190972)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:02 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

i don't know what poast you're talking about. see, you might not realize, but i get a lot of poasts directed toward me and can't remember or reply to all of them.

thanks again for replying to the substance of the message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190983)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:05 PM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena

Oh so another “I don’t read your messages k thnx bye” because you got pwned again. You’ve come back to the well repeatedly so I know you’re reading this thread and others.

Reply to what substance? The part where you care so little about XO that you talk with your bort bf IRL about his good and bad posting? That substance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191003)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

no i literally do not remember what poast you're talking about in the linked poast lol. not a big brain eidetic memorymo.

yep, that part!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191027)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:12 PM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena

Stop being obtuse. I literally repeated the point again in the linked post. You just don’t have an answer, it’s ok.

And yea I know you’re smarter than that so I have to agree with MASE you’re just having fun with us with that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191044)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

ya i have no answer, you got me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191110)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: Wonderful fishy preventive strike

*eidetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191143)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:30 PM
Author: Diverse Chartreuse Clown

To be fair,

L M A O

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191186)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: spectacular indian lodge

titclmao

i mean… just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191307)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: histrionic massive native

Tyft lmao

Just as an FYI for HATP--this is the kind of crazymaking nonsense you can expect to hear when she starts brazenly cheating on you, and your beta-ass tries "confronting" her about it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44191785)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 10:48 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn

Never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44663889)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 7:45 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#46328524)



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Date: December 25th, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: MASE



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#48484197)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Irradiated temple windowlicker

Alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190546)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44190564)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 5:56 PM
Author: fragrant drab knife parlour

guys don't stop now, we can get to 300 posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44192361)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Haunting Affirmative Action

Amazing, amazing thread that has pushed me firmly to TEAM ARKAN.

HATP really is leaning into the "debased simp" role. It would be one thing if he was just quietly dating or fucking the box. Yes, she has a disgusting and repulsive history, but she has some redeeming qualities too. She's not horribly unattractive physically, and sometimes she can be slightly funny or endearing. If his other options were fat careerist shrews, and he was really leaning into the "her past doesn't define her" frame, the whole thing could be justifiably rationalized. His lot wouldn't be a particularly respectable one, but it wouldn't be worthy of extreme derision either.

Instead, the box has done everything possible to shatter the "past is the past frame" that would allow hatp to maintain some faux veneer of respectability. Indeed, rather than just simply . . . enjoying a new relationship with him . . .she has employed him to fight her decade-old attention whoring battles. The best metaphor is a dude who marries an escort or pornstar. He has automatically been debased by the act, but the sting is much weaker if she has genuinely left "the life" behind and it isn't an issue she forces him to confront on a daily basis. Conversely, his humiliation is magnified if she constantly has ex Johns or scene partners flirting with her, and he is forced to publicly defend her honor, reminding everyone he married a whore. Or perhaps she still makes somewhat racy Instagram posts, and the new husband becomes the butt of jokes as he defends her from anonymous interlopers calling her a slut. He is denied the dignity of coming to terms with his wife's sluthood in private.

Rather than quietly moving on with their lives, the box has put the indignity and humiliation of HATP on display for all to see. We all know has to be struggling with her past in the back of his mind, yet he can't even get the mental space to address it. Not only must he accept it, he must publicly endorse and assent to it. And he must do so while the box reminds everyone that she is fundamentally the same person she was 10 years ago with her inability to just . . .leave. So we have such spectacles as him whiteknighting her while we are also constantly reminded that she licked the shit out of some turdskin's ass, and not some abstract past partner, nay, the man himself is here to tell the tale!

And to top it all off, this is happening on xoxo of all places, a judging community if there ever was one. And HATP is forced to spend hours, literally hours every day defending the box's honor and having his own life embroiled in drama. He probably spends 8-10 hours here every day, or more. And the box describes his contributions in the most humiliating and emasculating terms . . . two samurai back to back fighting off a horde of dorks. To see a once sort of decent poster brought low and clinging to pathetic straw men (if you can't accept a woman who ate Arkan's ass I guess you better marry a virgin!) is a sad thing indeed.

If the box reduced HATP to this in such a short time, imagine what horrors she wrought on Arkan. It's a testament to his fortitude that he hasn't cracked and I can't wait to see what he has in store for the new couple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44193040)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44193077)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 7:57 PM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

"hasn't cracked"

uhhhhh......

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44193099)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 7:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/Herakles_Farnese_MAN_Napoli_Inv6001_n01.jpg/800px-Herakles_Farnese_MAN_Napoli_Inv6001_n01.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44193111)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

This one for HATP:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/Herakles_Farnese_MAN_Napoli_Inv6001_n06.jpg/1920px-Herakles_Farnese_MAN_Napoli_Inv6001_n06.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44193118)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: histrionic massive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44193146)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 8:12 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44193164)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 9:37 PM
Author: drunken hot principal's office striped hyena

180 encapsulation of the box phenomenon, made all the more 180 by the fact that she replied to this point by point deconstruction of her narcissism with some snarky comment about Arkan — you know, the “psycho stalker” that she tried *really really hard guys!* to ignore until she yolo’d into chatting with him again for board lulz *teehee*. I’m half surprised you didn’t get the “I didn’t read this” or “thoooo invested” stock replies instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44193764)



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Date: March 21st, 2022 9:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

It wasn't for lulz. She's BPD and literally wants to eat my ass.

I've been running an overwrought pathetic vulnerable faggot schtick after breaking up with her in sociopathic but necessary fashion (1) to psyop her into leaving me alone and (2) to prove unambiguously she is a cruel inhuman demon-puppet that only pretends to love. As soon as I reminded her about how we actually broke up (invoking the VM), everything flipped completely.

Now you see how masterful was my design.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44193800)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:03 AM
Author: sadistic cheese-eating main people

i lol'd reading this

Date: March 21st, 2022 9:44 PM

Author: enough

It wasn't for lulz. She's BPD and literally wants to eat my ass.

I've been running an overwrought pathetic vulnerable faggot schtick after breaking up with her in sociopathic but necessary fashion (1) to psyop her into leaving me alone and (2) to prove unambiguously she is a cruel inhuman demon-puppet that only pretends to love. As soon as I reminded her about how we actually broke up (invoking the VM), everything flipped completely.

Now you see how masterful was my design.

( http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44193800 )

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44194756)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:10 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

Hm, why? Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44194779)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:06 AM
Author: Haunting Affirmative Action

Really what I want is for HATP to come account for himself. The box is just doing what's in her nature, like a jellyfish who stings the unfortunate person who gets tangled. It doesn't have any agency in the matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44194522)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Haunting Affirmative Action

Pls respond hatp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44197581)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44234767)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Haunting Affirmative Action

He never responded. Shortly after my screed, HATP and the box both went silent. I wonder if they had IRL discussions about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44235421)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook

Lost souls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44235422)



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Date: March 27th, 2022 6:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bespoke House Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44228432)



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Date: March 27th, 2022 10:41 PM
Author: spectacular indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44229841)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: iridescent zombie-like lay incel

LOL at HATP getting badly blown the fuck out, taking a month+ break, only to come back and keep getting totally blown out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#44663902)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Range

Man, I sure hope it works out for him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#46328585)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 7:59 PM
Author: Emerald excitant useless brakes dysfunction

I'm doing well brother. Brain still not broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481",#46328599)