A treatise on the amorous sentiments of Oriental women
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Date: September 3rd, 2013 9:44 PM Author: cerebral library
I put forth as a general principle, that when a woman of the orient has set eyes upon a man of the Germanic or Anglo-Saxon races of a faire complexion, even for an instant, she shall no longer retain any desire for the men of her native land. Nay, her amorous aspirations will instead turn towards EUROPEANS, and to ensure a connexion with such a gentleman she shall resort to the most vile and miserable acts of desperation.
To wit, it is a well known story in CATHAY, that a merchant's daughter, fresh from seeing for the first time a Dutchman, violently forced herself into the bedchamber of the young mandarin to whom she was betrothed, and fell upon his head with a heavy stone. The purpose of this mayhem, which left the unfortunate young man dead, was to cause the most gruesome lacerations on his scalp, so that his hair would turn red, like a Dutchman's. She was immediately taken before the local magistracy, who, aware of this phenomenon, reluctantly sentenced her to be drowned, knowing that there was no cure for her mad cravings.
And in the palace of the Mikado at YEDO (a place, I dare say, none of my Yankee readers shall ever venture, owing to the precipitous and irreversible decline of American maritime power under PRESIDENT JEFFERSON), courtiers are known to whisper the tale of a maiden of one of the southern islands who, while contemplating the sunrise on a summer's day, happened to glance upon a clipper ship, and saw standing upon its deck a fine and stout Yorkshire lad. While local fishermen were able to stop her from attempting to swim after the ship, it was of no avail: she took neither food nor drink, but instead folded paper into the shape of white men, until starvation overtook her.
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Date: November 20th, 2014 6:41 PM Author: Misanthropic iridescent theater stage
One of the best posts in XO/PR history.
Take note, board race-realists: Make your postings more like this.
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Date: June 24th, 2017 3:02 PM Author: Thirsty comical market
i cant possibly give this poast enough 180s
this is amazing
one of the best poasts ive read in my SEVENTEEN YEARS of poasting first on pr and now here on xo
SCHOLARSHIP
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Date: February 3rd, 2021 4:31 PM Author: black trailer park
op's moniker was original Thos. A. Turdkin, Esq.
how tf do I remember this? shoot me.
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