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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Zippy charcoal lodge giraffe

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Stirring garnet incel

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: bronze cruel-hearted ceo property

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: scarlet reading party kitty cat

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: scarlet reading party kitty cat

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: galvanic brunch

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: pearl irradiated bbw

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Boyish crimson hunting ground school cafeteria

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: alcoholic excitant jewess

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: pearl irradiated bbw

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Snowy fragrant shitlib stage

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Avocado black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: vibrant parlour

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Snowy fragrant shitlib stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Snowy fragrant shitlib stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: underhanded laughsome resort potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Sepia ticket booth genital piercing

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Sepia ticket booth genital piercing

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Sepia ticket booth genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Sepia ticket booth genital piercing

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: navy gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: scarlet reading party kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: spectacular becky

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: spectacular becky

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: spectacular becky

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Federal racy trailer park internal respiration

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49743659)