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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
twinkling office
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Hairraiser ungodly trailer park milk
  03/02/24
...
Violent avocado mad-dog skullcap
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Titillating hateful boistinker
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
twinkling office
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Titillating hateful boistinker
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
twinkling office
  03/02/24
lmao
Bateful degenerate
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
marvelous box office brethren
  03/03/24
...
stirring parlour hunting ground
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
poppy forum jewess
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Unholy Chrome Center
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Unholy Chrome Center
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
big-titted stock car
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
sienna razzle-dazzle round eye
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Cobalt Plaza
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
harsh market
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
carmine chapel ape
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
beady-eyed henna nowag
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
jet location
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
shivering abode regret
  03/02/24
...
Autistic impressive house
  03/02/24
...
House-broken know-it-all stage
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Autistic impressive house
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
House-broken know-it-all stage
  03/02/24
...
Bateful degenerate
  03/03/24
...
Big claret masturbator university
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Bonkers church faggotry
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
glittery church building
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
glittery church building
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
aromatic psychic
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Titillating hateful boistinker
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Comical burgundy brunch
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
mustard irradiated area idea he suggested
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Mint police squad idiot
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
dashing honey-headed theater antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
harsh market
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
sienna razzle-dazzle round eye
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
jet location
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
big-titted stock car
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
jet location
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Aqua wild crackhouse mood
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
bronze personal credit line quadroon
  03/03/24
"shit"
beady-eyed henna nowag
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
offensive lodge clown
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
buff address feces
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Curious Ivory Lay Filthpig
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Insane Green Keepsake Machete
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
bronze personal credit line quadroon
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Vigorous citrine organic girlfriend whorehouse
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Spectacular party of the first part
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
swollen balding national incel
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
180 chocolate shrine
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Wonderful field cuckold
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Unholy Chrome Center
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
poppy forum jewess
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
bronze personal credit line quadroon
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
multi-colored parlor
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
multi-colored parlor
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/11/24
...
drunken school cafeteria
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
big-titted stock car
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
sick place of business stag film
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
jet location
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
jet location
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
carmine chapel ape
  03/11/24
...
sick place of business stag film
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
multi-colored parlor
  03/11/24
120
Out-of-control range
  03/11/24
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stirring parlour hunting ground
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/12/24
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bat shit crazy clear dysfunction
  03/12/24
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rose slimy tanning salon
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
harsh market
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
Alcoholic Swashbuckling Space Laser Beams
  03/13/24
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Pink Exhilarant Dopamine
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Passionate bull headed dragon
  03/13/24
...
Violent avocado mad-dog skullcap
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Alcoholic Swashbuckling Space Laser Beams
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
sick place of business stag film
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Galvanic disrespectful gunner
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Vigorous citrine organic girlfriend whorehouse
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Spectacular party of the first part
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Wonderful field cuckold
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Pink Exhilarant Dopamine
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
sienna razzle-dazzle round eye
  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
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harsh market
  03/13/24
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floppy cruise ship jap
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Alcoholic Swashbuckling Space Laser Beams
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
geriatric scarlet pit persian
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
sienna razzle-dazzle round eye
  03/16/24
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Insanely Creepy Supple Fanboi
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
floppy cruise ship jap
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Violent avocado mad-dog skullcap
  03/16/24
...
drunken school cafeteria
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
copper soul-stirring orchestra pit love of her life
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
navy lettuce
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
hyperventilating kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  03/16/24
...
big-titted stock car
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Spectacular party of the first part
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
bat shit crazy clear dysfunction
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
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  03/17/24
Lucky
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: twinkling office

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser ungodly trailer park milk

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Violent avocado mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Titillating hateful boistinker

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: twinkling office

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Titillating hateful boistinker

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: twinkling office

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Bateful degenerate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: marvelous box office brethren

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: stirring parlour hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: poppy forum jewess

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Unholy Chrome Center

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Unholy Chrome Center

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: big-titted stock car

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: sienna razzle-dazzle round eye

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Cobalt Plaza

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: harsh market

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: carmine chapel ape

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed henna nowag

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: jet location

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: shivering abode regret

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Autistic impressive house



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: House-broken know-it-all stage



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Autistic impressive house

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: House-broken know-it-all stage

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Bateful degenerate



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Big claret masturbator university



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Bonkers church faggotry

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: glittery church building

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: glittery church building

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: aromatic psychic

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Titillating hateful boistinker

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Comical burgundy brunch

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: mustard irradiated area idea he suggested

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Mint police squad idiot

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: dashing honey-headed theater antidepressant drug

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: harsh market

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: sienna razzle-dazzle round eye

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: jet location

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: big-titted stock car

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: jet location

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Aqua wild crackhouse mood

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: bronze personal credit line quadroon

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed henna nowag

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: offensive lodge clown

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: buff address feces

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Curious Ivory Lay Filthpig

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Insane Green Keepsake Machete

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: bronze personal credit line quadroon

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Vigorous citrine organic girlfriend whorehouse

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Spectacular party of the first part

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: swollen balding national incel

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: 180 chocolate shrine

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Wonderful field cuckold

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Unholy Chrome Center

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: poppy forum jewess

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: bronze personal credit line quadroon

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: multi-colored parlor

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: multi-colored parlor

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: drunken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: big-titted stock car

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: sick place of business stag film

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: jet location

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: jet location

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: carmine chapel ape

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: sick place of business stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: multi-colored parlor

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Out-of-control range

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: stirring parlour hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: bat shit crazy clear dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: rose slimy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: harsh market

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic Swashbuckling Space Laser Beams

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Pink Exhilarant Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Passionate bull headed dragon

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Violent avocado mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic Swashbuckling Space Laser Beams

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: sick place of business stag film

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Galvanic disrespectful gunner

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Vigorous citrine organic girlfriend whorehouse

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Spectacular party of the first part

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Wonderful field cuckold

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Pink Exhilarant Dopamine

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: sienna razzle-dazzle round eye

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Excitant Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Vibrant deer antler immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: irate alpha trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: drunken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Slippery institution marketing idea

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: harsh market

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic Swashbuckling Space Laser Beams

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: geriatric scarlet pit persian

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: sienna razzle-dazzle round eye

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Supple Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship jap

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Violent avocado mad-dog skullcap

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: drunken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: copper soul-stirring orchestra pit love of her life

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Demanding Ticket Booth Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: navy lettuce

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating kitchen twinkling uncleanness

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: big-titted stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Spectacular party of the first part

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Provocative Splenetic Messiness Newt

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: bat shit crazy clear dysfunction

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: lime odious internal respiration death wish

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Passionate bull headed dragon

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: multi-colored parlor

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Soggy piazza partner

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



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