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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Cerebral onyx whorehouse idiot
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Thriller Stock Car Ratface
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Thriller Stock Car Ratface
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
heady trust fund
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Thriller Stock Car Ratface
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
heady trust fund
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Thriller Stock Car Ratface
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Cerebral onyx whorehouse idiot
  01/05/26
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Cerebral onyx whorehouse idiot
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Thriller Stock Car Ratface
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Cerebral onyx whorehouse idiot
  01/06/26
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dark parlour laser beams
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Thriller Stock Car Ratface
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
charismatic tantric potus tank
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Cracking private investor
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Exciting Hateful Lodge Messiness
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Thriller Stock Car Ratface
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
pea-brained locale
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Thriller Stock Car Ratface
  01/06/26
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passionate insane generalized bond brunch
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Exciting Hateful Lodge Messiness
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Thriller Stock Car Ratface
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
pea-brained locale
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Thriller Stock Car Ratface
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
pea-brained locale
  01/06/26
Lmao
Cerebral onyx whorehouse idiot
  01/06/26
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citrine self-absorbed theatre
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Wonderful Deep Pit Multi-billionaire
  01/06/26
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heady trust fund
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Cerebral onyx whorehouse idiot

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Thriller Stock Car Ratface

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Thriller Stock Car Ratface

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: heady trust fund

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Thriller Stock Car Ratface

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: heady trust fund

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Thriller Stock Car Ratface

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Cerebral onyx whorehouse idiot

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Cerebral onyx whorehouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Thriller Stock Car Ratface

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Cerebral onyx whorehouse idiot

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: dark parlour laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Thriller Stock Car Ratface

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: charismatic tantric potus tank

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Cracking private investor

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Exciting Hateful Lodge Messiness

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Thriller Stock Car Ratface

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: pea-brained locale

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Thriller Stock Car Ratface

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: passionate insane generalized bond brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Exciting Hateful Lodge Messiness

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Thriller Stock Car Ratface

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: pea-brained locale

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Thriller Stock Car Ratface

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: pea-brained locale

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Cerebral onyx whorehouse idiot

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: citrine self-absorbed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Wonderful Deep Pit Multi-billionaire

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: heady trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566761)