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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:04 PM Author: irradiated internal respiration goal in life Whoops. ICE agents are discovering via leaked message board posts that the $50,000 bonus they were promised for signing up was a lie.
https://x.com/i/status/2019774107722596482 |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 3:39 AM Author: Lascivious University lmao that account is nothing but disinformation, you stupid chink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831907&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49653079) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 10:00 AM Author: irradiated internal respiration goal in life This is accurate if it's being paid as a "retention incentive," which it most certainly is. A signing bonus would have to be paid the same year that the signing occurred, but retention incentives are spread out over the length of time they want to keep someone on board
https://x.com/i/status/2019777646398152768 |
Date: February 6th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: Walnut locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831907&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49652184) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:09 PM Author: haunting masturbator brethren What was the wording? “You could get up to 50k”? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831907&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49652190) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: irradiated internal respiration goal in life Release Date: July 29, 2025 Murderers, rapists, terrorists, and child pedophiles—ICE is recruiting patriotic, brave Americans to remove these criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets
WASHINGTON – The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) today launched a new U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) campaign to recruit brave and heroic Americans to join ICE as federal law enforcement agents and remove the worst of the worst criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets.
“Your country is calling you to serve at ICE. In the wake of the Biden administration’s failed immigration policies, your country needs dedicated men and women of ICE to get the worst of the worst criminals out of our country,” said Secretary Kristi Noem. “This is a defining moment in our nation’s history. Your skills, your experience, and your courage have never been more essential. Together, we must defend the homeland.”
To support this effort, ICE is offering a robust package of federal law enforcement incentives, including:
A maximum $50,000 signing bonus Student loan repayment and forgiveness options 25% Law Enforcement Availability Pay (LEAP) for HSI Special Agents Administratively Uncontrollable Overtime (AUI) for Enforcement Removal Operations (ERO) Deportation Officers Enhanced retirement benefits Backed by significant new funding through the recently signed One Big Beautiful Bill, ICE is rolling out patriotic recruitment posters and benefits to attract the next generation of law enforcement professionals to find, arrest, and remove criminal illegal aliens.
https://www.dhs.gov/news/2025/07/29/dhs-launches-defend-homeland-nationwide-recruit-patriots-join-ice-law-enforcement |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 9:18 PM Author: haunting masturbator brethren Oh, I see, not “up to 50k” but “maximum 50k”, and not “could”, but just blank space. What kind of goyim would think it means “you will get 50k”? Stupid goyim! Not even smart goyim, like JPM wasps! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831907&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49652590) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 9:23 PM Author: irradiated internal respiration goal in life I know someone who accepted a jerb at DHS last year and they told me about the bonus being paid over 5 years, but this person was a lawlyer who notices things like that. That's how I found out about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831907&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49652597) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 9:28 PM Author: haunting masturbator brethren Lawyer? I thought you would have to be Nigerian prince letter responder level stupid not to notice. I guess I am in a bubble. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831907&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49652603) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 9:37 PM Author: irradiated internal respiration goal in life I poasted about it here:
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808486&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 9:50 PM Author: haunting masturbator brethren Maybe you could tell me about this …. Is the origin of the word kike widely known and I am just silly for posting about it here?
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831585&mc=2&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 10:36 PM Author: hyperventilating mustard reading party son of senegal Not my area of expertise. I have a friend I could ask but I'm already blowing up his phone this week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831907&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49652706) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:00 AM Author: haunting masturbator brethren Well, thank you, I am not a nominalist, so things like that are important to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831907&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49652909) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 2:36 AM Author: Walnut locale They should have hired a college grad to rewrite the first line so that it’s less ambiguous as to the characteristics of the applicants they were seeking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831907&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49653060) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 3:37 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal piazza depressive Kristi, Where's My Bonus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831907&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49653078) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 10:01 AM Author: Dashing Persian i always listen to him, and he gives great advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831907&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49653283) |