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Signing my kids up for a TRUMP ACCOUNT

Free money for kids 10 and under thanks to the dells and/or ...
Amber Ungodly Corn Cake School Cafeteria
  12/03/25
wait a fuckin minute WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH SUSAN...
Pungent Locus Haunted Graveyard
  12/03/25
great! the dollar goes down another 10%!
Big location juggernaut
  12/03/25
https://trumpaccounts.gov/cdn-cgi/image/width=1200/images/de...
obsidian laughsome ceo trailer park
  12/03/25
Wait, so if I open an account for each of my kids, Michael D...
Startled Nofapping Business Firm
  12/03/25
im guessing you have to check certain boxes to qualify
Big location juggernaut
  12/03/25
My oldest is 10 now. I think children 10 and under qualify. ...
Startled Nofapping Business Firm
  12/03/25
no i meant like skin color and hhi
Big location juggernaut
  12/03/25
I thought the press release on the Dell's money was that it ...
Startled Nofapping Business Firm
  12/03/25
we had a kid born in 2025. wonder if there's a month cutoff.
contagious cobalt famous landscape painting
  12/03/25
I saw conflicting information on whether contributions can b...
vivacious sooty jewess
  12/03/25
I saw an annual contributions cap of $5,000 per year per acc...
Startled Nofapping Business Firm
  12/03/25
You’d be crazy not to.
Coiffed racy cuckoldry circlehead
  12/03/25
You’d be crazy not to. Even if you make zero contribu...
Coiffed racy cuckoldry circlehead
  12/03/25
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Amber Ungodly Corn Cake School Cafeteria

Free money for kids 10 and under thanks to the dells and/or Orange Hitler

https://trumpaccounts.gov/

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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Pungent Locus Haunted Graveyard

wait a fuckin minute

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH SUSAN DELL IN THAT PICTURE IS SHE HANDICAPPED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49479775)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Big location juggernaut

great! the dollar goes down another 10%!

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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: obsidian laughsome ceo trailer park

https://trumpaccounts.gov/cdn-cgi/image/width=1200/images/dells.webp

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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Startled Nofapping Business Firm

Wait, so if I open an account for each of my kids, Michael Dell will give them each $250?

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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Big location juggernaut

im guessing you have to check certain boxes to qualify

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49479771)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Startled Nofapping Business Firm

My oldest is 10 now. I think children 10 and under qualify. The government is only giving $1000 to children born between 2025 and 2028.

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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Big location juggernaut

no i meant like skin color and hhi

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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Startled Nofapping Business Firm

I thought the press release on the Dell's money was that it was going to be limited by age (10 and under) and by zip code (median HHI must be below $150,000). All four of my kids meet those two criteria. As you point out, however, there may be other criteria that I do not know about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49479781)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: contagious cobalt famous landscape painting

we had a kid born in 2025. wonder if there's a month cutoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49479885)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: vivacious sooty jewess

I saw conflicting information on whether contributions can be made pre-tax or not. What's the contribution limit if pre-tax? Anyone know? Could be worth it if it allows pre-tax contributions. Looks like you don't get the $1k for an existing child and the $250 is only for zip codes full of poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49479871)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Startled Nofapping Business Firm

I saw an annual contributions cap of $5,000 per year per account. No idea if it is pretax or post-tax. My guess is that it would be post-tax since these are for kids and it's a gift, but idk for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49479882)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Coiffed racy cuckoldry circlehead

You’d be crazy not to.

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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Coiffed racy cuckoldry circlehead

You’d be crazy not to. Even if you make zero contributions it’ll be worth $82k in 65 years. If you just add $100/month it’ll be worth $1.5 million at 7 percent gainz.

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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Lascivious well-lubricated resort generalized bond



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Date: January 28th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: zesty



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