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Why are Jews such terrible cooks?

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog b...
Irate Cruise Ship Doctorate
  01/22/26
(single source bread consumer)
excitant temple alpha
  01/22/26
jews don't even know how yeast works
Irate Cruise Ship Doctorate
  01/22/26
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filthy overrated becky goal in life
  01/22/26
just 8 days a year
bistre piazza
  01/22/26
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bistre piazza
  01/22/26
the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to ...
galvanic menage
  01/22/26
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filthy overrated becky goal in life
  01/22/26
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Fuchsia Violent Genital Piercing
  01/23/26
Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just S...
Poppy supple masturbator
  01/22/26
"desert jew food" = arab food
excitant temple alpha
  01/22/26
Or turk, but yes
Poppy supple masturbator
  01/22/26
jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years ev...
bistre piazza
  01/22/26
thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend
excitant temple alpha
  01/22/26
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bistre piazza
  01/22/26
cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.
bistre piazza
  01/22/26
What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from othe...
Impertinent lake telephone
  01/22/26
difficult to gaslight people about taste of food
jet-lagged swashbuckling boistinker voyeur
  01/22/26
Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee...
Misanthropic corn cake box office
  01/22/26
not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezi...
bistre piazza
  01/22/26
you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than...
Disgusting hunting ground
  01/22/26
*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*
Misanthropic corn cake box office
  01/22/26
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frum grizzly famous landscape painting hominid
  01/22/26
the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath t...
Contagious crawly tanning salon
  01/22/26
this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machin...
bistre piazza
  01/22/26
Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have ...
soul-stirring jade nursing home gay wizard
  01/22/26
They are scared of ovens.
Boyish Corner Death Wish
  01/22/26
Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval Europ...
Lascivious pozpig resort
  01/22/26
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bistre piazza
  01/22/26
Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in ge...
Lilac trailer park
  01/22/26
do they even know how ovens work?
Irate Cruise Ship Doctorate
  01/23/26
I feel like this is setting something up...
Lilac trailer park
  01/23/26
cooking is beauty and beauty is truth
Fuchsia Violent Genital Piercing
  01/23/26
you're missing the letter "r"
Diverse yapping meetinghouse
  01/23/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Irate Cruise Ship Doctorate

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog barf, but why are jews in general so bad at cooking? Are they so cheap they can't afford basics like salt and pepper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609259)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: excitant temple alpha

(single source bread consumer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609268)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Irate Cruise Ship Doctorate

jews don't even know how yeast works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609272)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: filthy overrated becky goal in life



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: bistre piazza

just 8 days a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609376)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: bistre piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609291)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: galvanic menage

the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to make a pretzel ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609273)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: filthy overrated becky goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609288)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Fuchsia Violent Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49613315)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Poppy supple masturbator

Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just Slavic food, which tends to be pretty shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609278)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: excitant temple alpha

"desert jew food" = arab food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609281)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Poppy supple masturbator

Or turk, but yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609285)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: bistre piazza

jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years even before we went to europe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609289)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: excitant temple alpha

thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609304)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: bistre piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609313)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: bistre piazza

cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609290)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Impertinent lake telephone

What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from other countries and call it Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609284)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged swashbuckling boistinker voyeur

difficult to gaslight people about taste of food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609294)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic corn cake box office

Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee beans in the freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609307)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: bistre piazza

not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezing beans keeps them fresh for longer.

edit: seems right https://www.foodandwine.com/freeze-coffee-beans-8675333

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609344)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Disgusting hunting ground

you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than a couple of weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609355)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Misanthropic corn cake box office

*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609593)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: frum grizzly famous landscape painting hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609365)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Contagious crawly tanning salon

the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609368)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: bistre piazza

this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machines.

and this is retarded because it doesnt go to the cuisine itself. even ortho women who cook ashkenazi food 24/7 are shit cooks bc the cuisine is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609369)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring jade nursing home gay wizard

Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have a bunch of restrictions even beyond the obvious stuff like no bacon. All the meat and dairy comes through a weird supply chain operated by Jews who know that their customers will pay an inflated price for a mediocre product. You can in theory make a good kosher mozzarella or steak, but the market is tiny given that a lot of religious Jews are working on a tight food budget and there are only good kosher restaurants in a few places. Even fruit and veg has rules and so everything is processed and not very fresh. It’s an entire food subculture running as like a niche overpriced Sysco/Walmart where you’re forbidden to try anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609568)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Boyish Corner Death Wish

They are scared of ovens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609570)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Lascivious pozpig resort

Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval European peasant food. It's pretty basic, hardy stuff that poor eastern Euros had to eat. It's not that different from other traditional eastern European food: potatoes, beef, chicken, buckwheat, carrots, and limited spices mashed together in a dozen different ways.

It just never seemed to evolve like other Euro cuisines did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609576)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: bistre piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49609621)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: Lilac trailer park

Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in general Jewish dietary laws make everything shittier. That is the real answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49610776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: Irate Cruise Ship Doctorate

do they even know how ovens work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49611185)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: Lilac trailer park

I feel like this is setting something up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49613312)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Fuchsia Violent Genital Piercing

cooking is beauty and beauty is truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49613319)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Diverse yapping meetinghouse

you're missing the letter "r"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49613320)