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Hypo: $1M to not use soap, shampoo, deoderant, etc. for the next 3 years
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: mildly autistic persian Starting now, if you don't use soap, shampoo, deoderant, or similar personal care/hygiene products for the next 3 years, you will get $1M tax free.
Toothpaste and mouthwash are fine to use for their intended purposes.
Washing with water or a cloth is fine.
You can load and run the dishwasher and washing machine as those won't contribute to you getting clean. But, you can't wash dishes or your car by hand, as you'd be touching the soap/soapy water.
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Chrome bat-shit-crazy macaca Sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49739748) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: mildly autistic persian 180
Does it affect your life, like being able to go "out" or thing do or anything? |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Chrome bat-shit-crazy macaca Think it would be fine. Just cut my hair short to avoid the greasy look. And avoid activities that make me sweat a lot I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49739895) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: mildly autistic persian Sweat wouldn't be that big a deal. Showering with water alone would get you pretty clean. Getting dirt and grime off would be tougher. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740685) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: exhilarant piazza lol, no. hair would get too greasy. skin too dry. have to wash some of my nice dishes, utensils, and tools by hand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49739758) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: mildly autistic persian Why can't you have someone else wash the dishes and tools? Or not use them for a couple years?
Skin get dry sounds like flame. People didn't wash with soap for millions of years. Now you're telling me you need fancy moisturizing soaps and lotions? |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:50 PM Author: overrated laughsome haunted graveyard becky Skin gets dry because you're dehydrated. My skin always gets dry in winter when the humidity drops, so I have to drink more water. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49739801) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: mildly autistic persian Interesting. I drink tons of water and have never really had a problem with dry skin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49739835) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: exhilarant piazza i have a need to clean up messes i and others in my family make. we have a lot of nice kitchen gear and cook a lot so all that stuff needs to be cleaned. even if i had live-in help, they're not cleaning everything every time.
people have been using oils and fats and other substances for their skin and hair for a very long time. |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: mildly autistic persian Why can't you clean up with a cloth and some water? Where is your wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49739841) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: exhilarant piazza because you can't be sanitary that way. wife can do a lot of the dishes but not 100%. especially not for 3 years
i think it's common for guys on the internet to pretend that soap, shampoo, lotions, etc are some new-fangled innovation forced by women on men in the 20th century. and prior to then, men only washed with water after a day of tough manual labor and lived to a ripe old age.
reality is that people have known about the benefits of washing with soap of thousands of years even if they didn't always have it available. and in times when soap and overall hygiene was worse, we died at young age from hygiene related diseases all the time |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: overrated laughsome haunted graveyard becky If you're in tech this is nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49739793) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: overrated laughsome haunted graveyard becky Can I wear nitrile gloves? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49739797) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: mildly autistic persian Sure, nbd. What do you have in mind? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49739839) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: overrated laughsome haunted graveyard becky Washing my hair with nitrile gloves so I dont touch the soap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49739912) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: mildly autistic persian No. You can't use nitrile gloves that way. Get out of here with that nonsense. I thought you meant like could you paint a room or stain our deck with nitrile gloves on, which would be fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740307) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Garnet shrine No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49739910) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: mildly autistic persian Why not? You can still wash with water. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740308) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Garnet shrine My balls create a distinct smell that I don't really want following me around all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740573) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: overrated laughsome haunted graveyard becky why not think about others for once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740655) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: out-of-control silver legend sex offender you literally have sex with indian men who do this for free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740312) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: Peach Nubile Dilemma Striped Hyena Does Tommy T get back pay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49739925) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: 180 Locale Crotch zing! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740318) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: Mewling Razzmatazz Sneaky Criminal Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49742338) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: irradiated sound barrier immigrant sure if i can use hand sanitizer and sanitizing wipes.
i already dont use shampoo and barely use soap except for on my hands |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: mildly autistic persian No, why would you be able to use sanitzer and sanitizing wipes?
Are you in? |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: irradiated sound barrier immigrant because they arent soap?
in that case im out at 1 million for 3 years |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: very tactful up-to-no-good house depressive Are products like lotion, shaving cream, aftershave, cologne allowed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740481) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: mildly autistic persian Cologne is fine. The others are too close to personal care or hygiene type products. Are you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740689) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:46 PM Author: very tactful up-to-no-good house depressive Fuck it. I'm in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740838) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: Contagious space can you wipe yourself with hand sanitizer in places not intended to be used? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740487) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: irradiated sound barrier immigrant op told me no sanitizer even on hands but why would you need it "in places not intended to be used" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740492) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: Contagious space you could use the hand sanitizer on your arms, legs, chest, neck, etc. if you wanted to feel more thoroughly clean during the day. also, if you were worried about infections because you weren't using soap/bodywash to get the grime off your body. It might also neutralize some of the odor on your skin from sweat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740499) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: irradiated sound barrier immigrant what's this "grime" that doesnt go away with water and maybe a little scrubbing?
i havent used soap other than on my hands in years, excepting times when i got some grease or something on another body part
shampoo too. dont use it. just conditioner |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: mildly autistic persian Not allowed. Are you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740692) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: Glittery fluffy whorehouse dopamine I want to know what use a man who can stand to go three years without bathing has for a million dollars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740491) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: mildly autistic persian You can bathe with water and a cloth all you want. Just no soap and other stuff like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740693) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone base Lol deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740498) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: Floppy Slippery Personal Credit Line Wrinkle Just get in pool or ocean when you can
Easy yes hypo I basically already do this for the $300k a year |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: irradiated sound barrier immigrant do you wash your hands? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740579) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Floppy Slippery Personal Credit Line Wrinkle Yeah every morning with some Jew prayer but just water
JFL at goyim itt getting BIGSOAP fucked and stripping away the natural flora and protective layers on their skin everytime they touch a handle |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: irradiated sound barrier immigrant yeah its stupid to be a germophobe like that but lol at that being a goy trait.
also i like washing with soap after wiping my ass at least |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Floppy Slippery Personal Credit Line Wrinkle Bidet + psyllium husk = problem solved and $1 mill richer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740629) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: irradiated sound barrier immigrant you leave your ass wet? i guess you could blow dry your asshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740642) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Floppy Slippery Personal Credit Line Wrinkle Hypo says TP tp is fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740647) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Pontificating fragrant point Not enough money. $2m and I probably say yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740587) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: naked forum I think I could do it. Water is really like 90 % of the cleaning in all instances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740690) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: mildly autistic persian Absolutely cr. Plus a cloth gets you most of the rest of the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49740697) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Green public bath so be an average indian except for the money part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49742262) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: cerebral jet-lagged box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49742265) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 12:17 PM Author: Wild meetinghouse I would just swim in a pool a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49742536) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: Green public bath what if Ganges only swimming hole available? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49743173) |