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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458418) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM Author: indecent rehab wow great point man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458428) |
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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM Author: flushed trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24982725) |
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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24547190) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM Author: nyuug jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM Author: nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49766508) |
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: aquamarine multi-colored skinny woman piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458433) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: Frozen trust fund you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458436) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Chestnut Community Account Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458514) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM Author: Violet mother cumskin don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461748) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: Shaky iridescent meetinghouse tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49397901) |
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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM Author: Fear-inspiring onyx doctorate marketing idea (Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24547218) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: trip avocado office chad not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458438) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: aquamarine multi-colored skinny woman piazza i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458449) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: trip avocado office chad probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.
I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458506) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: trip avocado office chad yeah exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458508) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM Author: honey-headed regret feces i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26978690) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM Author: trip avocado office chad pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26979134) |
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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM Author: Glittery Red School Cafeteria go back to reddit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39243557) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: racy center cr
same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground? |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458473) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: vibrant weed whacker striped hyena What if it is at night though bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458499) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458512) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM Author: Internet-worthy Hairless Hunting Ground Stag Film dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#25065607) |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM Author: Beady-eyed space You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30219428) |
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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy 180 nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39243547) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM Author: rose menage twinkling uncleanness Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457791) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: Ocher Locus Quadroon i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458443) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM Author: soul-stirring flatulent water buffalo haunted graveyard I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458462) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Lilac base pervert or a gigantic shopping bag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458521) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: crystalline wonderful jewess sandwich ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458496) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM Author: Charismatic coiffed corner dysfunction i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463478) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM Author: Wild Autistic Roast Beef Well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#25065592) |
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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM Author: chartreuse business firm [Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#27546867) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: aggressive marvelous fortuitous meteor you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458447) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM Author: aquamarine multi-colored skinny woman piazza (physics n00b) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458467) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: lavender idiot almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458471) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: Stirring kitchen legend Your done here lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458478) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: aggressive marvelous fortuitous meteor just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458491) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458502) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: aggressive marvelous fortuitous meteor jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458528) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Stirring kitchen legend Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458515) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: trip avocado office chad Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458520) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan (guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)
you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: aggressive marvelous fortuitous meteor It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458510) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458518) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: trip avocado office chad you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458527) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM Author: bateful dilemma organic girlfriend You're done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24467126) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: trip avocado office chad (idiot) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458492) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM Author: cowardly background story depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458483) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: floppy main people yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458503) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458525) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM Author: cowardly background story depressive i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458539) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM Author: racy center something to do with airbags i think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458550) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM Author: trip avocado office chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458557) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: cowardly background story depressive ahhh makes sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458566) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM Author: lemon kitty how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458546) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: floppy main people only? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458563) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: trip avocado office chad because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458573) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan (guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458638) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: trip avocado office chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458645) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM Author: concupiscible jet state selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24467489) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: Excitant sneaky criminal Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458569) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458630) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Stirring kitchen legend Shitlawyer union won't let them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458650) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: supple salmon lodge milk lol
because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM Author: cowardly background story depressive couldnt they just make the engines stronger? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458771) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM Author: supple salmon lodge milk lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458776) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM Author: Excitant sneaky criminal lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458853) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM Author: floppy main people LOL
yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger?? |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: Violet mother cumskin lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461754) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM Author: Jet-lagged domesticated tanning salon cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457841) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: Shaky iridescent meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49397902) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: Irate church building pisswyrm After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458640) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: Violet mother cumskin lol'd irl from picturing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461763) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM Author: Boyish bright degenerate Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463376) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Vermilion spot holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26978677) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM Author: Misunderstood Scarlet Old Irish Cottage Knife tyft mental image (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26979022) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM Author: Mind-boggling pea-brained really tough guy mexican chortled, picturing road runner legs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26979481) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Ultramarine institution Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.
TL;DR: never change XO |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: trip avocado office chad "Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"
Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.
Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc... |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: Ultramarine institution Your degree taught you shit dumbass.
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM Author: trip avocado office chad "Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "
it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM Author: Excitant sneaky criminal I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458752) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: trip avocado office chad yeah I mean every bit helps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458789) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM Author: High-end Wrinkle Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458843) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM Author: Irate church building pisswyrm *legit retard* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458769) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: Ultramarine institution Read up faggot
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM Author: Irate church building pisswyrm That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458796) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM Author: cowardly background story depressive titcr
chip kelly is done here |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM Author: trip avocado office chad yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458801) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM Author: Ultramarine institution LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458874) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM Author: mint heady point giraffe show your work, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458881) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: trip avocado office chad cr what a clown lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458893) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM Author: trip avocado office chad right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458888) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: Ultramarine institution "According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."
Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: trip avocado office chad am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.
you're a riot. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: Ultramarine institution LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458922) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: trip avocado office chad ? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.
If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.
I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills" |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM Author: mint heady point giraffe i thought you had a ph.d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458955) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: trip avocado office chad same thing
but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: mint heady point giraffe you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458921) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM Author: mint heady point giraffe this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458814) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM Author: Irate church building pisswyrm LJL, how could the dummy even jump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458850) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM Author: trip avocado office chad LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458868) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: Ultramarine institution (Kia salesman laughing off crash test results) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458891) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM Author: Irate church building pisswyrm Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458899) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: Ultramarine institution How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: Irate church building pisswyrm The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458934) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM Author: Dark Factory Reset Button Digit Ratio LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: lavender idiot chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458912) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM Author: Drab crotch worst selfpwn i've seen in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24459190) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: Godawful Idiotic Shrine Blood Rage really embarassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461579) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458916) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: Ultramarine institution According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.
Explain retard. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: Irate church building pisswyrm Did you even read your link?
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM Author: Boyish bright degenerate http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463420) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: floppy main people Bort,
what's the debate and who is between?
tyia |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458985) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle charcoal antidepressant drug well executed flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458942) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM Author: swashbuckling chest-beating reading party holy shit not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24660691) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM Author: Contagious friendly grandma tl;dr
why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land? also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out? |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: fuchsia motley stage it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.
but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM Author: Irate church building pisswyrm cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24459165) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM Author: Angry Fragrant Filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463475) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM Author: Sticky opaque mental disorder dragon Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24460025) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM Author: maroon kink-friendly church therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24460301) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM Author: Angry Fragrant Filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463481) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM Author: irradiated overrated cuckold shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24460568) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM Author: Vigorous hissy fit public bath the scariest thing about this thread?
the people that dont realize its flame.
WTF |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24460970) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM Author: Vigorous hissy fit public bath the ONLY question that matters.
how can i change? |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24460980) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM Author: arousing patrolman i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461533) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM Author: Insane National (guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)
The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM Author: arousing patrolman that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461620) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM Author: mustard garrison foreskin i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.
there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).
in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461577) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: mustard garrison foreskin cr the voice of reason |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM Author: arousing patrolman i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461597) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM Author: Talented indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461615) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM Author: Adulterous out-of-control headpube party of the first part If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461608) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461643) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM Author: arousing patrolman a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.
and as for entry position, do a pencil:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM Author: Sticky opaque mental disorder dragon dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24467435) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM Author: Charismatic coiffed corner dysfunction happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463468) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM Author: Effete Mad-dog Skullcap Theater I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463397) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM Author: cracking painfully honest cuck persian ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463492) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM Author: spectacular walnut heaven (Jeff Bridges) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24464186) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM Author: concupiscible jet state selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24467490) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM Author: Curious crusty ratface best thread i've read on XO in over a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24467505) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM Author: insanely creepy cheese-eating set I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24468690) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.
Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility. |
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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24604642) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM Author: swashbuckling chest-beating reading party ty, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24660687) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM Author: cobalt bat shit crazy locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26978958) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM Author: Light Galvanic Forum Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24660669) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM Author: histrionic ungodly preventive strike awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM Author: swashbuckling chest-beating reading party well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24660784) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM Author: Outnumbered Vivacious Hall show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.
lol, plane noob. |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM Author: sable titillating telephone ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24660798) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24661104) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM Author: impressive hateful university toaster if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#25152884) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26978590) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM Author: Misunderstood Scarlet Old Irish Cottage Knife if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26979019) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM Author: transparent exciting roommate senate and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26979235) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM Author: green rough-skinned station Uh they do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26979504) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#27109515) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM Author: Misunderstood Scarlet Old Irish Cottage Knife (guy who has never seen a bird fly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#27120838) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM Author: cocky clown goal in life Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#27120668) |
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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#29287414) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM Author: Magenta Lascivious Whorehouse Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#29510766) |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM Author: Beady-eyed space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30219423) |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM Author: zombie-like principal's office I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.
Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.
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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM Author: Erotic razzmatazz temple genital piercing This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.
edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2 |
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