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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: sienna stirring house legal warrant

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Cream Disturbing Resort Boiling Water

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Impressive Useless Field Reading Party

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: provocative abode



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: vigorous honey-headed black woman place of business



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Bistre Nubile Locus Stock Car

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Bistre Nubile Locus Stock Car

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: henna awkward chapel legend



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling internet-worthy masturbator parlor

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: sienna stirring house legal warrant

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling internet-worthy masturbator parlor

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: sienna stirring house legal warrant

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: wine faggot firefighter



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: violet toilet seat useless brakes

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Brilliant exhilarant lettuce

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: sienna stirring house legal warrant

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: violet toilet seat useless brakes

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: sienna stirring house legal warrant

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: violet toilet seat useless brakes

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Impressive Useless Field Reading Party

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: henna awkward chapel legend



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: fighting embarrassed to the bone school goyim

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: obsidian potus

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Spectacular coffee pot voyeur

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Cream Disturbing Resort Boiling Water

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: obsidian potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: infuriating glassy ceo son of senegal

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Cream Disturbing Resort Boiling Water

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: sienna stirring house legal warrant

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: silver flirting digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Navy bearded milk

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: passionate cruel-hearted coldplay fan

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Transparent Prole Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: White kitchen

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: violet toilet seat useless brakes

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Impressive Useless Field Reading Party

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part factory reset button

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: sienna stirring house legal warrant

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Impressive Useless Field Reading Party

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: White kitchen

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: sienna stirring house legal warrant

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: White kitchen

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: passionate cruel-hearted coldplay fan

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Impressive Useless Field Reading Party

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: White kitchen

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Impressive Useless Field Reading Party

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part factory reset button

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Impressive Useless Field Reading Party

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: high-end spot

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: White kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Impressive Useless Field Reading Party

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Wild Domesticated Stain Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Wild Domesticated Stain Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: dark lascivious national personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Curious Low-t Telephone

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling internet-worthy masturbator parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: vibrant slimy home headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: maniacal exciting regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: flickering lay electric furnace

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: obsidian potus

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: White kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: brass marvelous church mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hominid Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: contagious deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Boyish theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: carmine multi-billionaire patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: out-of-control citrine base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: laughsome area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Boyish theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Swashbuckling cocky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling cocky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: glittery nursing home striped hyena

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Transparent Prole Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Odious crackhouse international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: high-end spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: nighttime stag film sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: flickering lay electric furnace

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: mauve multi-colored famous landscape painting incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Swashbuckling cocky plaza

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: haunting frisky pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Impressive Useless Field Reading Party

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Histrionic twinkling athletic conference

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Impressive Useless Field Reading Party

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part factory reset button

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Impressive Useless Field Reading Party

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: alcoholic floppy friendly grandma

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: White kitchen

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: high-end spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: flickering lay electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Gaped tattoo people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: aggressive concupiscible idea he suggested

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Big rambunctious center

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Blathering drab water buffalo forum

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: violet toilet seat useless brakes

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: abusive pistol library

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: dun mischievous weed whacker

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: White kitchen

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: provocative abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part factory reset button

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: yellow mildly autistic address brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: godawful iridescent box office

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: amethyst razzle cruise ship bbw

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: know-it-all amber blood rage brunch

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: violet toilet seat useless brakes

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: know-it-all amber blood rage brunch

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part factory reset button

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: godawful iridescent box office

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Hairless locale fat ankles

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: henna awkward chapel legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: shivering diverse casino dopamine

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: flickering lay electric furnace

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: fishy business firm cuckold

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: violent gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part factory reset button

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Territorial Main People Giraffe

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: vivacious macaca depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: yapping station corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Bistre Nubile Locus Stock Car

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Trip Ivory Meetinghouse New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Curious Low-t Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: hilarious internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Trip Ivory Meetinghouse New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Curious Low-t Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: shimmering party of the first part factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Onyx razzle-dazzle candlestick maker

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Curious Low-t Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: dun mischievous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Titillating coiffed cuckoldry

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Wild Domesticated Stain Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded wrinkle persian

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: narrow-minded wrinkle persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: provocative abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Curious Low-t Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: cracking den azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: dark lascivious national personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Charcoal dingle berry sanctuary

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: galvanic sticky ape sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: irate bearded menage old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Charcoal dingle berry sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Charcoal dingle berry sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: cerebral antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: galvanic sticky ape sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: effete dull step-uncle's house round eye

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: sienna stirring house legal warrant

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: cordovan unholy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: azure psychic bawdyhouse

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Mustard feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Wild Domesticated Stain Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Wild Domesticated Stain Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: dark lascivious national personal credit line

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: dun mischievous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Electric dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Comical copper pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Soggy yarmulke keepsake machete

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Wild Domesticated Stain Kitty

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Black Fanboi Theater Stage

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: salmon theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Curious Low-t Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Curious Low-t Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: salmon theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: motley red office

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Chocolate native knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Disgusting marketing idea tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: hilarious internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: cracking den azn

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Mewling Adventurous Institution

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: salmon theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: hairraiser clown range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Curious Low-t Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: hairraiser clown range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Territorial Main People Giraffe

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Crystalline Genital Piercing

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Violent boltzmann double fault

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Boyish theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Outnumbered Wonderful Selfie Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Violent boltzmann double fault

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Outnumbered Wonderful Selfie Piazza

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Violent boltzmann double fault

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Violent boltzmann double fault

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Mustard feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Lavender really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Curious Low-t Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Scarlet stage doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: flushed charismatic sound barrier travel guidebook

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: carmine multi-billionaire patrolman

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Corner Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Comical copper pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Brindle ticket booth windowlicker

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: shaky blue degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Judgmental indian lodge

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: galvanic sticky ape sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Sooty stead

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: buck-toothed up-to-no-good alpha

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: vigorous honey-headed black woman place of business

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Comical copper pocket flask

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: excitant geriatric juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49735840)