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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: brass lascivious forum

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Galvanic Lodge Halford

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous locale

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: wonderful underhanded background story range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Insane home



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Charismatic demanding box office place of business

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Charismatic demanding box office place of business

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: fragrant principal's office



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic set

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: brass lascivious forum

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic set

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: brass lascivious forum

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: big knife



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Mentally impaired preventive strike lay

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: amethyst irate garrison

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: brass lascivious forum

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Mentally impaired preventive strike lay

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: brass lascivious forum

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Mentally impaired preventive strike lay

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous locale

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: fragrant principal's office



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: puce elite depressive

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz ocher digit ratio

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Lodge Halford

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: puce elite depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: odious insanely creepy prole theatre

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Galvanic Lodge Halford

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: brass lascivious forum

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: turquoise concupiscible selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: excitant resort

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Chocolate hell multi-billionaire

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: rambunctious sandwich windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Laughsome filthy affirmative action rehab

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Mentally impaired preventive strike lay

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous locale

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse racy mood

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: brass lascivious forum

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous locale

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Laughsome filthy affirmative action rehab

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: brass lascivious forum

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Laughsome filthy affirmative action rehab

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Chocolate hell multi-billionaire

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous locale

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Laughsome filthy affirmative action rehab

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous locale

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse racy mood

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous locale

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Avocado internal respiration

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Laughsome filthy affirmative action rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous locale

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Stimulating metal school partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Stimulating metal school partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Sooty Institution Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Trip Cuckold Electric Furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Appetizing splenetic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: mauve autistic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: light passionate shitlib gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser Charcoal People Who Are Hurt

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: puce elite depressive

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Laughsome filthy affirmative action rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: green den codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Confused property water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Spectacular Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: 180 sweet tailpipe kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Lime Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: thriller slap-happy potus crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Aqua Tattoo Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: 180 sweet tailpipe kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: mildly autistic vigorous circlehead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: mildly autistic vigorous circlehead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: cobalt shrine fat ankles

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: rambunctious sandwich windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: violent library really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Avocado internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Salmon sinister ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Hairraiser Charcoal People Who Are Hurt

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: rough-skinned liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: mildly autistic vigorous circlehead feces

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: garnet cruel-hearted stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous locale

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: sticky scarlet native dog poop

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous locale

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse racy mood

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: sapphire adventurous locale

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Coiffed cerise parlour black woman

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Laughsome filthy affirmative action rehab

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Avocado internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Hairraiser Charcoal People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: citrine heady foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: razzle parlor newt

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Violet pozpig

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: apoplectic athletic conference

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Mentally impaired preventive strike lay

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: cerebral whorehouse double fault

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Supple Balding Brunch

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Laughsome filthy affirmative action rehab

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse racy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: wonderful underhanded background story range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse racy mood

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: self-centered cyan bawdyhouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Lilac mischievous stead

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: exciting hyperactive cumskin

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: diverse insecure mother immigrant

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Mentally impaired preventive strike lay

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: diverse insecure mother immigrant

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse racy mood

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Lilac mischievous stead

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Wild spot wagecucks

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: fragrant principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: greedy indian lodge

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser Charcoal People Who Are Hurt

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: motley wrinkle nursing home

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: translucent corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse racy mood

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: arousing cruise ship regret

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle voyeur mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse racy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Milky Bossy Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Charismatic demanding box office place of business

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Soggy cracking business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Trip Cuckold Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Fluffy Dashing Striped Hyena Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse racy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Soggy cracking business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Chartreuse racy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Trip Cuckold Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse racy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: maize heaven kitty

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Trip Cuckold Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Supple Balding Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Talented trailer park

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Stimulating metal school partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored copper yarmulke

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored copper yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring plaza mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: wonderful underhanded background story range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Trip Cuckold Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Crawly chrome hominid church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Sooty Institution Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: frozen sanctuary nibblets

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Costumed hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Histrionic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: frozen sanctuary nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: frozen sanctuary nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: know-it-all national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Costumed hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: beta electric fortuitous meteor tanning salon

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: brass lascivious forum

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: slate party of the first part clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: blathering transparent juggernaut death wish

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Zippy Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Stimulating metal school partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Stimulating metal school partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Sooty Institution Generalized Bond

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Supple Balding Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Yellow puppy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: buck-toothed national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Stirring field coldplay fan

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Stimulating metal school partner

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Kink-friendly provocative center gay wizard

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: vibrant site love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Trip Cuckold Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Trip Cuckold Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: vibrant site love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: nubile offensive step-uncle's house

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: white contagious chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Federal Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Irradiated macaca hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Fluffy Dashing Striped Hyena Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Crawly chrome hominid church building

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: coral useless brakes address

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: vibrant site love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Jade Magical Menage Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Trip Cuckold Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Jade Magical Menage Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: arousing cruise ship regret

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Aromatic Mewling Goal In Life Market

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Associate Piazza

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: 180 sweet tailpipe kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: glassy patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Associate Piazza

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: glassy patrolman

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Associate Piazza

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Associate Piazza

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Zippy Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: doobsian quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Trip Cuckold Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: comical magenta meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Flickering gold dilemma idea he suggested

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Lime Fanboi

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: glittery duck-like kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: buck-toothed national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Low-t area

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: boyish roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Walnut Misanthropic Office

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Costumed hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Pungent domesticated casino

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: disgusting stock car

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Insane home

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: buck-toothed national security agency

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Pea-brained idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Insane home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49777531)