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Tomorrow Friday 3/27/26 will be EPIC day for STOOKS
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: bistre anal black woman kitty cat Trump just made some fraud shit he's "delaying" attacks on electric for some days until April whatever. All BS. Stopid goy market may go up tomorrow. Im gonna load up on TQQQ and SOXL puts for next fri expiration.
Then second market closes Trump is gonna at veddy least bomb Iran's electric. Maybe also do ground shit. Markets will tank Mon
PROFIT.Easy money. Ive been maeking a nice killling on options cause of Orange Mans retaradation, today made $420+ in seconds |
Date: March 26th, 2026 5:19 PM Author: deranged range You're like xo's version of Jim Cramer so I will be doing the opposite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49771500) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:21 PM Author: bistre anal black woman kitty cat diss da new TT since start of 2025 ive been beaten the market, i am the warren buffetwala of XO, show respect saar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49771517) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: deranged range I'm also beating the market last two years, its easy when the market is kind of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49771532) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: bistre anal black woman kitty cat u are teh BENCHOD BLOODY BITCH BASTARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49771555) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:33 PM Author: Stirring rusted wrinkle "Date: March 26th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: AZNgirl on Kharg Island waiting for Handsome
Trump just made some fraud shit he's "delaying" attacks on electric for some days until April whatever. All BS. Stopid goy market may go up tomorrow. Im gonna load up on TQQQ and SOXL puts for next fri expiration. Then second market closes Trump is gonna at veddy least bomb Iran's electric. Maybe also do ground shit. Markets will tank Mon
PROFIT.Easy money. Ive been maeking a nice killling on options cause of Orange Mans retaradation, today made $420+ in seconds"
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pls reply with EXACTLY what your trades are and we'll see how much money you make, friend! |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:50 PM Author: bistre anal black woman kitty cat tank will do, i already said im buying at least $1k of SOXL and TQQQ puts tomorrow so hopefully market opens up on trumps fraud BS
i honestly shld have put 5k into it on wed, that was the day to buy but i bought puts expiring this fri and sold today for nice profit
trust me, im becoming an INVESTMENT GURU A MAHARAJA OF FINANCE IF U WILL |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: deranged range futures still CRASHING this am, wrong again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49773162) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: Stirring rusted wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49773487) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: burgundy messiness stook stook and malk levin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49773493) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: bistre anal black woman kitty cat i at least was able to buy some SOXL puts and XLE (oil) calls, which i had bought moar
prob will tank post market when trump nukes iran |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:22 PM Author: Stirring rusted wrinkle I'm sorry you're so poor :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49774477) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: Sapphire histrionic scourge upon the earth public bath Lol, nailed it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49774483) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:33 PM Author: painfully honest gaped stock car area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49774494) |
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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:33 PM Author: bistre anal black woman kitty cat i ended up buying all these puts at higher prices cause market didnt pump, trump didnt say shit, this world is gay and retarded and so i am (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49774496) |
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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:28 AM Author: animeboi (.) So futures are UP today? TT getting it 180 degrees wrong again! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49780144) |
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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome trump and the jews are manipuilating markets but thanks to SOXL being down 9% im up 12,631.83 today even though QQQ is 0% gain rn
i have 130k of SOXS, thats why
SOOO 180 ive truly become an INVESTMENT MASTERMAN
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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:52 AM Author: animeboi (.) right so anytime you get it wrong it 'market manipulation' and the j00000z. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49780397) |
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Date: March 30th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome YES exactly, wait 24h, it will crash tomorrow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49780763) |
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Date: March 30th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv the market won't price in an oil shock until the last minute-- and those 60 seconds are counting https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2026-iran-war-hormuz-closure-oil-shock/?embedded-checkout=true
for you uninitiated, this is what a bear market looks like: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_bear_market_of_2007–2009 |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:03 PM Author: AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome ljl i hate jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49783644) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:32 PM How much did your retardation cost you this time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49784404) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:51 PM Author: AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome i was down 8.5k for the day after being up 14k yesterday despite QQQ being down
today all my loss was cause of SOXS, i lose 25k in that, ljl so i wld have had a 17k gain if i didnt have soxs
i need market to tank then i will convert SOXS to SOXL or TQQQ |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:35 PM I'm sorry for your poverty :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49787026) |