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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
spectacular hateful new version faggotry
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Titillating state toaster
  11/29/25
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charcoal clown
  11/29/25
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Titillating state toaster
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motley resort pervert
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Titillating state toaster
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
submissive home
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
spectacular hateful new version faggotry
  11/29/25
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charcoal clown
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Swashbuckling point people who are hurt
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
spectacular hateful new version faggotry
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Swashbuckling point people who are hurt
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
seedy puppy hunting ground
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
turquoise cracking ratface
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
electric stock car
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
spectacular hateful new version faggotry
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Red orchestra pit background story
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
sick scarlet forum haunted graveyard
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Red orchestra pit background story
  11/29/25
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Swashbuckling point people who are hurt
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
maniacal hyperactive business firm main people
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
submissive home
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Vivacious Coral Corner Multi-billionaire
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
submissive home
  11/29/25
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Peach thriller electric furnace locale
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Diverse metal principal's office
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
tripping black woman knife
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Fantasy-prone Mind-boggling Parlour
  12/04/25
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talking foreskin police squad
  12/04/25
Approved
Adventurous cruise ship mexican
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
charcoal clown
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
spectacular hateful new version faggotry
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: spectacular hateful new version faggotry

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Titillating state toaster

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: charcoal clown



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Titillating state toaster



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: motley resort pervert



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Titillating state toaster



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: submissive home

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: spectacular hateful new version faggotry

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: charcoal clown



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling point people who are hurt

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: spectacular hateful new version faggotry

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling point people who are hurt

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: seedy puppy hunting ground

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: turquoise cracking ratface

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: electric stock car

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: spectacular hateful new version faggotry

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Red orchestra pit background story

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: sick scarlet forum haunted graveyard

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Red orchestra pit background story

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling point people who are hurt



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: maniacal hyperactive business firm main people

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: submissive home

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Vivacious Coral Corner Multi-billionaire

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: submissive home

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Peach thriller electric furnace locale



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Diverse metal principal's office

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: tripping black woman knife

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Mind-boggling Parlour

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: talking foreskin police squad



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Adventurous cruise ship mexican

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: charcoal clown

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: spectacular hateful new version faggotry

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490766)