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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:10 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 6:08 PM
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Date: March 31st, 2019 8:26 AM
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Date: May 17th, 2022 10:45 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Ebony fighting range

President Trump’s staggering record of uncharged crimes

by Conor Shaw

September 27, 2022

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As of November 2022, Donald Trump has been credibly accused of committing at least 56 criminal offenses since he launched his campaign for president in 2015. That total only reflects allegations relating to his time in or running for office and omits, for instance, Trump’s criminal exposure for fraudulent business dealings.

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The eight offenses we have added since we published the first version of this table in March 2022 include three criminal offenses relating to the investigation of election fraud and related crimes in Fulton County, Georgia; one offense relating to potential wire fraud stemming from fraudulent representations made to solicit PAC contributions after the 2020 election; one perjury offense relating to Trump’s legal efforts to overturn the 2020 election; and three offenses relating to Trump’s unlawful possession of government records at Mar-a-Lago after leaving office. The updated tracker likely understates Trump’s legal exposure because the high volume of sensitive records discovered at Mar-A-Lago suggests that he could be indicted for multiple counts of willfully retaining without authorization government records containing national defense information, in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 793(e)), even though it is only listed once on CREW’s tracker.

Federal and state prosecutors are at an important crossroads with respect to accountability for the former president. On the one hand, the deadline has already passed or will soon pass for charges relating to several extremely serious offenses. That includes offenses relating to Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign as well as his obstruction of the FBI’s investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election and the subsequent special counsel investigation. The investigation of both matters was terminated by the Department of Justice at the direction of former Attorney General Bill Barr. While there is substantial evidence that Trump committed several felonies, he is unlikely to face consequences for that conduct.

“Choosing not to pursue accountability for fear of political criticism or consequences is itself a deeply political act. ”

On the other hand, Trump is squarely in the crosshairs of at least three grand jury investigations that have been very active over the last half year: the Fulton County, Georgia investigation of election fraud and related offenses; a federal grand jury investigation of the January 6 insurrection and events leading up to it; and a federal grand jury investigation of Trump’s unlawful possession of government records since leaving office and related offenses. These investigations suggest that Trump’s long run of avoiding accountability may soon be over.

While adherence to the rule of law requires that prosecutors pursue criminal indictments only where the facts, law, and principles of prosecution support such action, it is also critical that no individual be insulated from accountability simply because they are a national political figure, a former president, or a candidate for public office. Choosing not to pursue accountability for fear of political criticism or consequences is itself a deeply political act.

Failing to deter Donald Trump from engaging in further criminal misconduct would have profoundly damaging consequences for our democracy. Criminal law is designed to punish individuals for criminal offenses to discourage these individuals and others like them from engaging in the same conduct in the future. If President Trump avoids criminal prosecution for attempting to retain power despite being voted out of office or for compromising some of the country’s most sensitive national security secrets, the message to him and others who hold power will be clear: you can commit crimes that threaten the future of our democracy with impunity.

The rule of law is not self-enforcing. The individuals who serve in the Department of Justice and in prosecutors’ offices across the country are charged with upholding it. They must pursue criminal charges against President Trump if the facts, law, and principles of prosecution support doing so.

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by attempting to have Attorney General Sessions take over the investigation 2017 - 2018 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing the cooperation of Paul Manafort, a witness in special counsel investigation 2018 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by ordering White House Counsel McGahn to deny attempt to fire Mueller 2018 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the prosecution of Paul Manafort by attempting to influence his jury 2018 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing Michael Cohen, a witness in the special counsel and congressional investigations 2018 - 2019 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

False public financial disclosure reports Failing to disclose a gift (pro bono services from Rudy Giuliani) and an asset (a personal loan to his golf course in Aberdeen, Scotland) on his 2019 public financial disclosure report 2017 - 2019 False statement 18 U.S.C. § 1001 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

False public financial disclosure reports Failing to disclose a gift (pro bono services from Rudy Giuliani) and an asset (a personal loan to his golf course in Aberdeen, Scotland) on his 2019 public financial disclosure report 2017 - 2019 Criminal violation of the Ethics in Government Act 5 U.S.C. app. § 102(a)(3)) No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing the cooperation of Roger Stone, a witness in the special counsel investigation 2018 - 2019 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2024 Source 1 Source 2

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Corruptly seeking public statements from the President of Ukraine that would help President Trump win re-election in return for official actions, namely, a White House visit between the two leaders and the release of U.S. security assistance to Ukraine. 2019 Bribery 18 U.S.C. § 201 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Causing (personally and through subordinates) federal officials to engage in partisan political conduct by involving them in a plot to pressure a foreign country to investigate Trump's campaign rival 2019 Coercion of political activity 18 U.S.C. § 610 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Cohen to make and/or accepting an unlawful individual contribution (February 2015 online poll) 2015 Causing (or accepting) an individual contribution in excess of the lawful limit 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30116, 30118; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2020 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Donald J. Trump for President LLC’s failure to report AMI’s contribution (McDougal Story) 2016 Causing a campaign committee to fail to report an unlawful corporate contribution 52 U.S.C. §§ 30104, 30109; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Donald J. Trump for President LLC’s failure to report Cohen’s contribution (Clifford Story) 2016 Causing a campaign committee to fail to report an unlawful corporate contribution 52 U.S.C. §§ 30104, 30109; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Cohen to make and/or accepting an unlawful individual contribution (Clifford Story) 2016 Causing (or accepting) an individual campaign contribution in excess of statutory limits 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30116, 30118; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing American Media Inc. (AMI) to make and/or accepting (or causing his then lawyer Michael Cohen to accept) an unlawful corporate contribution related to Karen McDougal. 2016 Causing (or accepting) an unlawful corporate campaign contribution 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30118; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Conspiring to defraud the United States by undermining the lawful function of the FEC and/or violating federal campaign finance laws 2015 - 2017 Conspiring to commit campaign finance offenses and/or defraud the enforcement of campaign finance laws 18 U.S.C. § 371 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Donald J. Trump for President LLC to file false reports with the FEC 2016 - 2017 Causing a campaign committee to fail to report an unlawful corporate contribution 18 U.S.C. §§ 2, 1519 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Making a false statement by failing to disclose liability to Cohen for Clifford payment on 2017 public financial disclosure form 2017 Knowingly ommitting or failing to disclose a material fact 18 U.S.C. § 1001 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source 1 Source 2

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Failing to disclose a liability to Cohen for Clifford payment on 2017 public financial disclosure form 2017 Knowingly and willfully failing to report required information 5 U.S.C. app. § 104(a)(1)-(2). Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source 1 Source 2

Destruction of presidential records Destruction of presidential records (during the period while Trump was President) 2017 - 2021 Willfull destruction of government property 18 U.S.C. § 1361 Uncertain. A grand jury has been investigating records act offenses committed after Trump left office, but it is unclear whether it will investigate potential offenses committed while he was still President 2022 - 2026 (depending on when the documents were destroyed) Source 1 Source 2

Destruction of presidential records Destruction of presidential records (during the period while Trump was President) 2017 - 2021 Willfull destruction of government records 18 U.S.C. § 2071 Uncertain. A grand jury has been investigating records act offenses committed after Trump left office, but it is unclear whether it will investigate potential offenses committed while he was still President 2022 - 2026 (depending on when the documents were destroyed) Source 1 Source 2

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Aiding Michael Cohen's false statements to Congress 2017 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. § 1001; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing the cooperation of Michael Flynn, a witness in special counsel investigations 2017 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the investigaiton of Michael Flynn 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the FBI's Russia investigation by firing FBI Director James Comey 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by attempting to curtail Special Counsel Mueller's investigation 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the FBI's Russia investigation by trying to influence FBI Director Comey's announcement of the investigation 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by attempting to fire Special Counsel Mueller 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Soliciting Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to create fraudulent election results 2021 Intentional interference with the performance of election duties Ga. Code Ann. § 21-2-597 Active.The special grand jury has completed its investigation in Fulton County, GA, but its report has not yet been made public. According to DA, charges are "imminent". According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2023 Source 1 Source 2

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Improperly withholding security assistance to Ukraine for his own political gain 2019 Misappropriation of federal funds 18 U.S.C. § 641 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Directing government officials and personal associates not to cooperate with congressional investigations of his conduct and retailiating against witnesses who cooperated with the investigation 2019 Obstruction of Justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1505, 1512 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Asking a foreign national to open an investigation into a campaign rival--a thing of value that could constitute an unlawful foreign campaign expenditure 2019 Soliciting unlawful foreign campaign contributions 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30121 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source 1 Source 2

Pressuring federal officers to use their official positions for partisan politics Causing subordinate federal officials to violate the Hatch Act by pressuring and encouraging them to engage in partisan political conduct 2020 Criminal violation of the Hatch Act 18 U.S.C. § 595 Uncertain. The Office of the Special Counsel issued a report in which it determined that Secretary Pompeo and Acting Secretary Wolf’s violations originated within the White House, or possibly the Trump campaign or President Trump himself, and that President Trump laid the foundation for these and other Hatch Act violations by refusing to hold officials accountable for even the most flagrant and clear-cut Hatch Act violations. 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Making a material false statement under oath and/or in a Georgia federal court proceeding. 2020 Perjury 18 U.S.C. § 1621 or § 1623 Active. News outlets have reported that a federal grand jury has been investigating aspects of the January 6 attack, including the planning of "stop the steal" protests, schemes to submit false electors from several states, and financing of the protests; however, it is not clear what specific crimes are being investigated. 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Conspiring with others to overturn the results of Georgia’s presidential election and to weaponize the Department of Justice in service of their larger campaign to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. 2020 - 2021 Conspiracy against rights 18 U.S.C. § 241 Active. News outlets have reported that a federal grand jury has been investigating aspects of the January 6 attack, including the planning of "stop the steal" protests, schemes to submit false electors from several states, and financing of the protests; however, it is not clear what specific crimes are being investigated. 2025 Source 1 Source 2

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Depriving Georgia residents a fair and impartially conducted election process by pressuring the Georgia Secretary of State to falsify or overturn election results 2020 - 2021 Depriving state residents a fair and impartial election process 52 U.S.C. § 20511(2)(B) Active. News outlets have reported that a federal grand jury has been investigating aspects of the January 6 attack, including the planning of "stop the steal" protests, schemes to submit false electors from several states, and financing of the protests; however, it is not clear what specific crimes are being investigated. 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Repeatedly telling Secretary of State Raffensperger that he won the state of Georgia and listing numerous unfounded allegations of election fraud and wrongdoing 2020 - 2021 Knowingly making a false statement Ga. Code Ann. § 16-10-20 Active. A special grand jury has been convened in Fulton County, GA, but it is not clear precisely what criminal offenses are being investigated. According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Causing or inducing validly counted votes to be altered or withheld from an official proceeding by communicating falsehoods and inaccuracies to the Georgia Secretary of State and insinuating that he and state officials were jeopardizing themselves for not uncovering election fraud 2020 - 2021 Influencing government officials to withhold or alter a record Ga. Code Ann. § 16-10-93 Active. A special grand jury has been convened in Fulton County, GA, but it is not clear precisely what criminal offenses are being investigated. According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Soliciting conduct by state officials to change the election results in his favor by committing one of several felonies 2020 - 2021 Criminal solicitation of a felony (false statements and writings, false official certificates, false swearing, and/or computer trespass) Ga. Code Ann. § 16-4-7 (soliciting at least one of Ga. Code Ann. §§ 16-10-1, 16-10-20, 16-10-71, 16-10-8, 16-9-1(b), 16-9-93(b), 16-9-93(c)) Active. A special grand jury has been convened in Fulton County, GA, but it is not clear precisely what criminal offenses are being investigated. According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2025 Source Forthcoming Brookings report

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46062637)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:12 AM
Author: Massive high-end site



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Galvanic disturbing useless brakes



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Date: July 6th, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Startling Awkward Hall Dysfunction

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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:17 AM
Author: Massive high-end site



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



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Date: June 29th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: crimson deranged public bath brethren



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Appetizing unholy boltzmann philosopher-king



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Date: September 7th, 2017 6:35 AM
Author: Federal Cracking Lodge



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Date: August 25th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: big-titted theater stage boistinker



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Date: September 28th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Flatulent quadroon karate



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Galvanic disturbing useless brakes

I told you the last time you were my shit buddy was the last time.

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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: Light thriller business firm



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: amethyst wrinkle



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chad



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:50 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:54 PM
Author: Glittery Faggotry



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:24 AM
Author: Glittery Faggotry



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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chad



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



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Date: January 20th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Glittery Faggotry



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Date: October 17th, 2021 12:44 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chad



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Date: May 17th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Appetizing unholy boltzmann philosopher-king



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Date: March 7th, 2023 7:38 AM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



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Date: May 10th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: at-the-ready exhilarant kitty cat address

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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:15 AM
Author: Coiffed home sex offender

In on a historic thread

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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Infuriating chestnut kitchen affirmative action



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Date: June 29th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



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Date: June 30th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



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Date: July 19th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



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Date: July 20th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Aggressive translucent parlour



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Date: August 26th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: orchid mischievous trump supporter



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:22 AM
Author: fantasy-prone saffron shitlib windowlicker



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:23 AM
Author: twinkling turdskin marketing idea

lol if Rach ever allowed editing titles, this place would lose 90% of its charm

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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:23 AM
Author: Wild ticket booth patrolman

lmaooooo

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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: amethyst wrinkle



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:24 AM
Author: Wild ticket booth patrolman

i laffed so hard i drooled.

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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs

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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Massive high-end site



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chad



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: charismatic senate

don't you ever touch me or my bare hand again

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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:32 AM
Author: Lake Irradiated Rigor Old Irish Cottage

Please pull the plug, Rach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30815774)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: at-the-ready exhilarant kitty cat address



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chad



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:57 PM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



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Date: July 5th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:17 PM
Author: transparent police squad



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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



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Date: January 17th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



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Date: September 4th, 2021 4:57 PM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye

I rike a Engrish

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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Light thriller business firm



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:37 AM
Author: Wild ticket booth patrolman



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Out-of-control incel



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: amethyst wrinkle



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:40 AM
Author: amethyst wrinkle

(Taylor Swift)

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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: well-lubricated tan cruise ship



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Glittery Faggotry

Not unless you count the firm Christmas party a couple years ago.

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Date: June 29th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Primrose greedy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30816588)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Appetizing unholy boltzmann philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30817834)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: shivering stag film

heh. there was a typo in the thread title. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30818889)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30818895)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30818930)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: big-titted theater stage boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31247004)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36425753)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Stubborn Coral Center

wouldn't you already know the answer to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30819167)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Lake Irradiated Rigor Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30906832)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: beta depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30819178)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:23 PM
Author: Infuriating chestnut kitchen affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30819181)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: 180 piazza clown

through the zip-lock bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30819190)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Bisexual Codepig Stock Car

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30819196)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: violent water buffalo personal credit line

That was the first time I ever read that end to end. Wish I had done so years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30819220)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: orange spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30819201)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30820722)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Vivacious carmine twinkling uncleanness potus

diaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30819210)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye

Would be even more 180 if OP had spelled bare as bear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30824978)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30872703)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: abnormal regret

(poo dood)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30872705)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30891775)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs

This would have been a 5 post thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30891803)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: confused dog poop garrison

op is high art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30891811)



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Date: July 11th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye

indubitably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30900712)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31036601)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: Dashing locale mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30892177)



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Date: July 11th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed ivory selfie point

*sweaty 5'8" lawyer nervously wipes forward*

"Alright, we have a deal--just make it quick, or I'll sue you!"

*hands over wad of cash*

*unbuckles belt*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30900765)



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Date: July 13th, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30922194)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30912311)



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Date: July 13th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30922166)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30925897)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: exciting vengeful locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30925922)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 10:13 AM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30977532)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 11:27 PM
Author: Light thriller business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30985193)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Light thriller business firm

Is like to see if we can arrange this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30985289)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31036597)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: pontificating nursing home pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31036606)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chad

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094700)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 6:01 PM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31137075)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: Glittery Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31246975)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: big-titted theater stage boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31247006)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Galvanic disturbing useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31451877)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33411693)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35271888)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36425755)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47651928)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Galvanic disturbing useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47700374)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31246956)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: Talented Antidepressant Drug

okay, fine, i'll bump this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31247012)



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Date: August 28th, 2016 4:46 PM
Author: Appetizing unholy boltzmann philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31285011)



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Date: August 28th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Infuriating chestnut kitchen affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31285016)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: orchid mischievous trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33744721)



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Date: July 17th, 2023 5:29 PM
Author: Internet-worthy gay location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46558436)



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Date: August 28th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Trip forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31285017)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Galvanic disturbing useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31451874)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31451888)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Indecent headpube temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31451898)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Glittery Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31623428)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: tantric lettuce sanctuary

UVT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31623459)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31909440)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:20 PM
Author: passionate khaki native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31909477)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Sick Glassy Brunch

I just realized that this thread is that perfect shit the OP took, and we all grabbed it with are bare hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31909480)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32148196)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33744741)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36425757)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: heady space death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36671116)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#37611550)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 7:39 AM
Author: milky aromatic bawdyhouse electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46019333)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: transparent police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49131199)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32082416)



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Date: May 10th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33270324)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Filthy Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33401227)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: Indecent headpube temple

this is the peak of civilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33401235)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: Deep resort trust fund



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring chocolate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34104910)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Bonkers magenta goyim corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36177301)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: twinkling turdskin marketing idea

this was indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47700350)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: concupiscible hateful black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33411727)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: bearded elite theater idea he suggested

(Lil' Dooky)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33744743)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: Obsidian nowag ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34104908)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Nudist Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34105134)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Federal Cracking Lodge

i cried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34105153)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: honey-headed titillating elastic band

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34105213)



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Date: September 7th, 2017 6:35 AM
Author: Federal Cracking Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34156286)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: stirring cobalt mexican

life in this moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34291670)



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Date: October 5th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: stirring cobalt mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34375230)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: Massive high-end site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34379571)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34432707)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Dull pozpig meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34432718)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: narrow-minded office

Thick as a man's wrist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34432799)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35119879)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35882014)



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Date: May 7th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36001991)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Wild ticket booth patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36062730)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Massive high-end site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36177296)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Massive high-end site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36284008)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: curious church building dingle berry

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36284022)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: orange spot

thread of the decade 2008-2018

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36284251)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: purple mewling idiot pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36425764)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36425775)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser state

erry day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36425773)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Light thriller business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36484570)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36671097)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: boyish duck-like whorehouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36683625)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#37230688)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Electric Bearded Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#37278538)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Provocative mad cow disease



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:07 PM
Author: Deep resort trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#37605860)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:08 PM
Author: cerebral university

Classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#37605863)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: Electric Bearded Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#37822837)



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Date: February 23rd, 2019 4:49 PM
Author: Deep resort trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#37831995)



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Date: February 23rd, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Appetizing unholy boltzmann philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#37832001)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38248255)



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Date: June 11th, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: Painfully honest gaming laptop casino



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Date: June 11th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chad

Probably one of the very best threads of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38375647)



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Date: August 26th, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: Electric Bearded Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38742353)



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Date: August 26th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: lilac mediation shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38742365)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:16 PM
Author: lilac mediation shrine



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: bright haunted graveyard

It's!

I take multiple pictures of my shits, from different angles and distances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38791984)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 7:40 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area



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Date: November 7th, 2019 8:01 AM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39083979)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: mahogany violent property round eye



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Date: November 20th, 2019 9:31 AM
Author: Electric Bearded Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39144213)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:32 PM
Author: curious church building dingle berry

This thread is incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39239827)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Glittery Faggotry



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Date: May 8th, 2020 7:39 PM
Author: lilac mediation shrine



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Date: June 4th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Deep resort trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40349832)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 5:33 PM
Author: Cordovan Cheese-eating Step-uncle's House



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Date: June 10th, 2020 8:06 AM
Author: lilac mediation shrine



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Date: September 21st, 2020 8:00 PM
Author: lilac mediation shrine



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Date: September 28th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: grizzly bateful dilemma cuckold



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Date: September 28th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: Galvanic disturbing useless brakes



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: Canary Cuck



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Date: December 13th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: confused dog poop garrison



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Date: January 1st, 2021 9:34 AM
Author: twinkling turdskin marketing idea



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Date: January 13th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: Appetizing unholy boltzmann philosopher-king



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Date: January 13th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated tan cruise ship



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Date: January 24th, 2021 11:02 PM
Author: Deep resort trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#41819014)



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Date: January 24th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs

Incredible thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#41819019)



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Date: January 24th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: White indian lodge jewess

POTUS thread

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Date: January 24th, 2021 11:04 PM
Author: Jet stead



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Date: January 25th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser state



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Date: March 25th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



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Date: May 18th, 2021 9:23 AM
Author: Canary Cuck



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Date: July 14th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Jet stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42782027)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: lilac mediation shrine

https://i.ibb.co/7nY3c4q/jm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42824942)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 4:56 PM
Author: Excitant Field

not bare hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43063188)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser state

u sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43576507)



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Date: January 24th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: lilac mediation shrine



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Emerald hyperactive set party of the first part

for future reference, this is an actual log of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49303155)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: Excitant Field



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Date: October 21st, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: Canary Cuck



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Date: November 29th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: lilac mediation shrine



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Date: November 29th, 2021 10:32 PM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43530523)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 11:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser state

yeah, i just shat a massive yellow-brown turd...but just flushed it down...there was no grabbing or anything like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43576502)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Glittery Faggotry



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Date: March 12th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated tan cruise ship



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Date: May 17th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: fragrant magical base associate



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Date: May 28th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Galvanic disturbing useless brakes



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Date: May 28th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Emerald hyperactive set party of the first part



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



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Date: August 3rd, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: motley chest-beating theatre travel guidebook



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Date: August 3rd, 2022 7:02 PM
Author: curious church building dingle berry

I marvel at this thread every time it is bumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44959350)



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Date: August 3rd, 2022 7:09 PM
Author: azure hissy fit

Historically important thread. So perfect I want to grab it with my bare hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44959379)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: curious church building dingle berry

I want to grab it with yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47651931)



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Date: November 1st, 2022 10:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser state



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Date: February 7th, 2023 10:15 AM
Author: Infuriating chestnut kitchen affirmative action



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Date: March 5th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Chad



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Date: March 7th, 2023 7:31 AM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



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Date: March 16th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: boyish duck-like whorehouse pocket flask



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Date: April 29th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: slippery hilarious hairy legs



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Date: July 17th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Aggressive translucent parlour



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Date: August 5th, 2023 3:00 PM
Author: boyish duck-like whorehouse pocket flask



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Date: August 8th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Excitant Field



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Date: January 21st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Emerald hyperactive set party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47315032)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: White indian lodge jewess



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Date: July 20th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Sienna newt



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Date: September 28th, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: Excitant Field



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Date: September 28th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48141917)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: misanthropic school



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Galvanic disturbing useless brakes



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Date: March 20th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: floppy burgundy box office queen of the night



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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: garnet big reading party



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: vibrant onyx trailer park striped hyena

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49131189)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: curious church building dingle berry



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Date: July 25th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: vibrant onyx trailer park striped hyena

not flame, although i misremembered it somewhat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49131418)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Stimulating self-centered hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49303062)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Emerald hyperactive set party of the first part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49303075)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: floppy burgundy box office queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49303083)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 3:22 AM
Author: floppy burgundy box office queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49377961)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Lime masturbator



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

Happy new years everyone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49553665)