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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
razzmatazz travel guidebook keepsake machete
  11/29/25
Women are 180
up-to-no-good opaque center psychic
  11/29/25
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fluffy curious indirect expression whorehouse
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concupiscible stain
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up-to-no-good opaque center psychic
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
multi-colored wine stag film
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
razzmatazz travel guidebook keepsake machete
  11/29/25
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fluffy curious indirect expression whorehouse
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Gay lay candlestick maker
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
razzmatazz travel guidebook keepsake machete
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Gay lay candlestick maker
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
floppy hilarious locus hairy legs
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
jet-lagged piazza
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
blue balding meetinghouse old irish cottage
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
razzmatazz travel guidebook keepsake machete
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
dashing brethren
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
cruel-hearted green roast beef
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
dashing brethren
  11/29/25
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Gay lay candlestick maker
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
ultramarine metal striped hyena office
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
multi-colored wine stag film
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Trip Crimson Sound Barrier
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
multi-colored wine stag film
  11/29/25
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Painfully honest spruce church building gaping
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
lake digit ratio
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
silver insanely creepy famous landscape painting
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Titillating Deranged State Crotch
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Irate Crystalline Double Fault Base
  12/04/25
Approved
Shimmering splenetic mother orchestra pit
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
fluffy curious indirect expression whorehouse
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: razzmatazz travel guidebook keepsake machete

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: up-to-no-good opaque center psychic

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: fluffy curious indirect expression whorehouse



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: up-to-no-good opaque center psychic



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: concupiscible stain



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: up-to-no-good opaque center psychic



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: multi-colored wine stag film

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: razzmatazz travel guidebook keepsake machete

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: fluffy curious indirect expression whorehouse



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Gay lay candlestick maker

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz travel guidebook keepsake machete

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Gay lay candlestick maker

jesus talk about a crime against women

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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: floppy hilarious locus hairy legs

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged piazza

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: blue balding meetinghouse old irish cottage

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: razzmatazz travel guidebook keepsake machete

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: dashing brethren

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: cruel-hearted green roast beef

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: dashing brethren

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Gay lay candlestick maker



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: ultramarine metal striped hyena office

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: multi-colored wine stag film

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Trip Crimson Sound Barrier

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: multi-colored wine stag film

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Painfully honest spruce church building gaping



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: lake digit ratio

lol, not flame

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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: silver insanely creepy famous landscape painting

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Titillating Deranged State Crotch

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Irate Crystalline Double Fault Base



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Shimmering splenetic mother orchestra pit

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: fluffy curious indirect expression whorehouse

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz travel guidebook keepsake machete

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490766)