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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
magenta pea-brained generalized bond stage
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Exciting effete theatre
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Exciting effete theatre
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Racy Range Feces
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Exciting effete theatre
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Racy Range Feces
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Exciting effete theatre
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
magenta pea-brained generalized bond stage
  01/05/26
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magenta pea-brained generalized bond stage
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Exciting effete theatre
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
magenta pea-brained generalized bond stage
  01/06/26
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Hairraiser shimmering school cafeteria
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Exciting effete theatre
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Startled passionate hell pisswyrm
  01/06/26
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Primrose plaza
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
azure angry shrine
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Exciting effete theatre
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
thriller new version ratface
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Exciting effete theatre
  01/06/26
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ruby home people who are hurt
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
azure angry shrine
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Exciting effete theatre
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
thriller new version ratface
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Exciting effete theatre
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
thriller new version ratface
  01/06/26
Lmao
magenta pea-brained generalized bond stage
  01/06/26
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Opaque den roommate
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
dashing kitchen mood
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Racy Range Feces
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: magenta pea-brained generalized bond stage

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Exciting effete theatre

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Exciting effete theatre

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Racy Range Feces

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Exciting effete theatre

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Racy Range Feces

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Exciting effete theatre

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: magenta pea-brained generalized bond stage

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: magenta pea-brained generalized bond stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Exciting effete theatre

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: magenta pea-brained generalized bond stage

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser shimmering school cafeteria



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Exciting effete theatre

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Startled passionate hell pisswyrm

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Primrose plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: azure angry shrine

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Exciting effete theatre

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: thriller new version ratface

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Exciting effete theatre

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: ruby home people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: azure angry shrine

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Exciting effete theatre

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: thriller new version ratface

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Exciting effete theatre

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: thriller new version ratface

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: magenta pea-brained generalized bond stage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Opaque den roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: dashing kitchen mood

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Racy Range Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566761)