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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Hideous Ratface
  11/29/25
Women are 180
hairraiser area immigrant
  11/29/25
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lemon heady son of senegal
  11/29/25
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hairraiser area immigrant
  11/29/25
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Rusted crackhouse cumskin
  11/29/25
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hairraiser area immigrant
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Demanding jet-lagged senate queen of the night
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Hideous Ratface
  11/29/25
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lemon heady son of senegal
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
grizzly alpha abode
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Hideous Ratface
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
grizzly alpha abode
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Primrose Comical Rigpig Roast Beef
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
mind-boggling seedy multi-billionaire
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
harsh business firm
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Hideous Ratface
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
curious ultramarine hominid telephone
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Chocolate hospital
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
curious ultramarine hominid telephone
  11/29/25
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grizzly alpha abode
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Bright Angry Rigor
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Demanding jet-lagged senate queen of the night
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Vivacious church building
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Demanding jet-lagged senate queen of the night
  11/29/25
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Beady-eyed locus
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Emerald puppy quadroon
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
clear whorehouse degenerate
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Racy Buff Forum
  12/04/25
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dark out-of-control karate elastic band
  12/04/25
Approved
stimulating office coffee pot
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
lemon heady son of senegal
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Hideous Ratface
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Hideous Ratface

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: hairraiser area immigrant

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: lemon heady son of senegal



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: hairraiser area immigrant



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Rusted crackhouse cumskin



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: hairraiser area immigrant



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Demanding jet-lagged senate queen of the night

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Hideous Ratface

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: lemon heady son of senegal



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: grizzly alpha abode

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Hideous Ratface

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: grizzly alpha abode

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Primrose Comical Rigpig Roast Beef

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling seedy multi-billionaire

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: harsh business firm

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Hideous Ratface

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: curious ultramarine hominid telephone

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Chocolate hospital

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: curious ultramarine hominid telephone

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: grizzly alpha abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Bright Angry Rigor

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Demanding jet-lagged senate queen of the night

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Vivacious church building

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Demanding jet-lagged senate queen of the night

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed locus



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Emerald puppy quadroon

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: clear whorehouse degenerate

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Racy Buff Forum

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: dark out-of-control karate elastic band



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: stimulating office coffee pot

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: lemon heady son of senegal

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Hideous Ratface

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490766)