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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
vigorous mustard stain lodge
  11/29/25
Women are 180
mewling hyperactive home
  11/29/25
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Geriatric round eye boistinker
  11/29/25
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mewling hyperactive home
  11/29/25
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unholy idea he suggested
  11/29/25
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mewling hyperactive home
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
aphrodisiac pontificating range
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
vigorous mustard stain lodge
  11/29/25
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Geriatric round eye boistinker
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
chocolate double fault stock car
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
vigorous mustard stain lodge
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
chocolate double fault stock car
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
lavender big sandwich
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
arousing jew
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
galvanic sienna national security agency persian
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
vigorous mustard stain lodge
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
motley idiot partner
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
mildly autistic codepig wrinkle
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
motley idiot partner
  11/29/25
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chocolate double fault stock car
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
thriller box office
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
aphrodisiac pontificating range
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
honey-headed federal business firm
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
aphrodisiac pontificating range
  11/29/25
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coiffed yellow son of senegal
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Ruddy Brunch Yarmulke
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Narrow-minded sound barrier
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Cracking Hall
  12/04/25
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Histrionic Center
  12/04/25
Approved
heady awkward rigor native
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Geriatric round eye boistinker
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
vigorous mustard stain lodge
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: vigorous mustard stain lodge

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: mewling hyperactive home

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Geriatric round eye boistinker



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: mewling hyperactive home



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: unholy idea he suggested



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: mewling hyperactive home



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pontificating range

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: vigorous mustard stain lodge

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Geriatric round eye boistinker



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: chocolate double fault stock car

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: vigorous mustard stain lodge

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: chocolate double fault stock car

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: lavender big sandwich

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: arousing jew

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: galvanic sienna national security agency persian

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: vigorous mustard stain lodge

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: motley idiot partner

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: mildly autistic codepig wrinkle

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: motley idiot partner

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: chocolate double fault stock car



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: thriller box office

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pontificating range

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: honey-headed federal business firm

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pontificating range

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: coiffed yellow son of senegal



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Ruddy Brunch Yarmulke

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Narrow-minded sound barrier

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Cracking Hall

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Histrionic Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: heady awkward rigor native

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Geriatric round eye boistinker

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: vigorous mustard stain lodge

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490766)