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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
sticky appetizing striped hyena
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
soul-stirring base
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
sticky appetizing striped hyena
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
soul-stirring base
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
brindle sickened party of the first part
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
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  03/21/26
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brindle sickened party of the first part
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
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  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
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  03/21/26
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Kenneth Play
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i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
Narrow-minded passionate immigrant
  03/20/26
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Trust If Aryan
  03/29/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
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  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
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  03/20/26
not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
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  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
Henna Elite Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
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  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
Flushed Histrionic Alpha
  03/21/26
wow
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  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
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  03/27/26
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  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
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brindle sickened party of the first part
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
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Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
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  03/23/26
Dick assmus!
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  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
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  03/23/26
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Duck-like organic girlfriend
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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: sticky appetizing striped hyena

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring base

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: sticky appetizing striped hyena

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49757647)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring base

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: brindle sickened party of the first part

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Chest-beating partner hominid

Cox -> Coxglorious

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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: brindle sickened party of the first part



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Orchid electric faggotry goal in life

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: brindle sickened party of the first part

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49759502)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Duck-like organic girlfriend



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded passionate immigrant

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring base



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: sticky appetizing striped hyena



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: brindle sickened party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49759026)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Ivory Faggot Firefighter Abode

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49757706)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: opaque masturbator

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: opaque masturbator



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: bisexual gay property electric furnace

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Henna Elite Scourge Upon The Earth

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Rambunctious Point

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Flushed Histrionic Alpha

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49759080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: sticky appetizing striped hyena

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49760893)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bat-shit-crazy gay wizard

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: iridescent stage community account

I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: brindle sickened party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Gold lay

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Snowy Love Of Her Life

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: pearl rigpig

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Duck-like organic girlfriend

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Bud Light

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: and then one day, for no reason at all (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49773665)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

scholarly

My current research examines the effects of elevated temperature on the survival responses of the giant clam Tridacna squamosa and its symbiotically associated phototrophic dinoflagellates from the family Symbiodiniaceae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49778151)