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Hypo: $350k to wear the same pants every day this year with no washing.
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:37 AM Author: Spruce Twinkling Uncleanness You can pick any pair of pants or shorts that you want. From now until January 1, 2027, you can only wear that one pair of pants.
You can wipe them off or go swimming in them, but you can't wash them for the duration of the year.
You must wear them (a) at least 15 hours every day and also (b) at all times when one would normally be wearing pants, shorts, or a bathing suit.
If you make it until January 1 doing the above, you get $350k tax free. Do you go for it? What pants do you choose? |
Date: January 12th, 2026 10:38 AM Author: insanely creepy trailer park I'm a shut-in who never wears pants so effectively I'm already doing this for free. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582904) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: Spruce Twinkling Uncleanness You would need to start wearing pants for this. You can get shorts if you want. Are you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582907) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:53 AM Author: insanely creepy trailer park No it would interfere with my lifestyle too much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582932) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: Spruce Twinkling Uncleanness How so? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582944) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: insanely creepy trailer park Instead of being at home and not wearing pants, I would be at home wearing pants. The implications are unavoidable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582946) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:01 AM Author: Spruce Twinkling Uncleanness Gym shorts are comfy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582951) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:04 AM Author: insanely creepy trailer park It's not about the type of pants. It's about ontology and possibly even metaphysics. Pants change the nature of being. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582961) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: indigo boyish parlor shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49583034) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Spruce Twinkling Uncleanness So does $350k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49583165) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:47 AM Author: Disgusting senate mood Sure. Quit my job and wear a pair of jeans for a year. One does not normally wear clothes to exercise so this would be easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582920) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Spruce Twinkling Uncleanness Why quit? Would they fire you for wearing jeans?
Aren't you worried about getting resume gapped? $350k is nice, but it's not enough to retire on. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: Disgusting senate mood It would be a hassle to explain why I always wear jeans since we have an office dress code. Like it would be fine most days but eventually a boomer in a full suit would cross-examine me until I explained the hypo. I’d rather take some time off and figure out what to do next. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49583995) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Twisted Cream Ape ifnb training is a credited hypo hack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582935) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: High-end citrine weed whacker box office possible to get through this with some softer wool pants/shorts, it repels bacteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582927) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: Spruce Twinkling Uncleanness You can wear underwear and change your underwear.
If you avoided sweaty activities, you'd probably be OK in terms of odor.
I rarely wash my jeans, and they're fine. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: Twisted Cream Ape this hypo is easy as fuck btw. just wear golf pants all day, sleep in underwear while you air out your pants, and work out ass naked per ifnb regulations. the point of these things is to see how far you can push yourself and to come up with clever strategies to game it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582966) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: Wine contagious nibblets lodge yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582928) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:53 AM Author: Twisted Cream Ape sign me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582933) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: Aphrodisiac maroon patrolman point Where can I pick up my $350k next month? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49582971) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:17 PM Author: Spruce Twinkling Uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49583167) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:09 AM Author: pea-brained ungodly stock car house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49585667) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:27 AM Author: coral den can i wear them in the shower to clean them?
alternatively, can i wear them in the pool to clean them, and then take them to dry off and shower and go to bed?
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Spruce Twinkling Uncleanness You can't wear them in either "to clean" them. And you can't wear them in the shower because one typically would not wear pants in the shower.
But, you can wear them in the pool to swim and take them off for 10 minutes or so to shower after. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: Twisted Cream Ape wearing them to swim in is silly. the pants will just smell like chlorine if you wore in a pool and prob would also get messed up if you wore them in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49583229) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: coral den resident salt water pools dont make clothes smell like chlorine. if u choose to wear mesh shorts / swim trunks, they'll get clean and dry fast, and the pool might be a good solution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49583479) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: indigo boyish parlor shitlib yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49583037) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: Dead Therapy Hospital Very easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49583077) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:58 AM Author: Geriatric Halford Goyim But where do I get a pair of pants? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49583102) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Spruce Twinkling Uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49583179) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:12 AM Author: pea-brained ungodly stock car house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49585669) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: Irradiated main people base I feel like it would be hard to appear in court. This is a hard hypo.
My pants would probably rip if I wore them every day for a year. Usually the crotch of my pants wears out. Could I stich up the crotch of my pants or would they have to be blown out? |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: insanely creepy trailer park (litigator fag) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49583485) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Spruce Twinkling Uncleanness How often are you in court in person? Can't you appear remotely or get someone to cover for you? $350k is on the line here.
You can pick a pair of golf pants, which are pretty close to being court-appropriate.
Sure, you can sew and patch your pants.
Are you in? |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Irradiated main people base I probably have to go to court in person once a week. I would probably use some khakis and a blazer, but it would be hard. What if I attempt and fail? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49583947) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: Vivacious well-lubricated coffee pot bawdyhouse To be fair,
Then u gay |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:53 PM Author: Rebellious Light Whorehouse Fanboi Honestly, I'd have to think about this one. I do lots of hiking and outdoors shit, so my pants would get smelly and dirty fast. But I work mostly from home, and I could easily do my job 100% remotely if I needed to. I would be tempted to fake some kind of health condition for an extra $350k. The main concern would be running into my boss on the trail or something and him finding out that I was full of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49583593) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:24 PM Author: coral den can we define (b) further. i have a home gym. could i lift/run nude to avoid them from getting dirty? hard to argue that the gym is a time when people normally wear clothes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49584020) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: greedy emerald prole depressive can I wear coveralls over them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49584021) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:28 PM Author: Violet Exhilarant Chad Really not that hard. I’d do it for less. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49584336) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: Twisted Cream Ape I asked my wife yesterday. she said she'd do it for $100K. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49585660) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:18 AM Author: olive thriller theater stage women have no concept of what this would actually be like and dont understand how disgustingly rank with pussy juice unwashed pants would become after a matter of weeks, much less a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49585677) |