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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Ebony Feces Dysfunction
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
Soul-stirring hell gaming laptop
  03/24/25
yep
carmine roast beef kitty cat
  03/24/25
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Spectacular Jet-lagged Laser Beams
  03/24/25
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Big Gas Station
  03/24/25
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Comical address
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
cracking crystalline hairy legs deer antler
  03/24/25
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talented hissy fit
  03/24/25
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Nubile plaza
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Violent useless brakes brunch
  03/24/25
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histrionic kitty
  03/26/25
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Copper Nibblets
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
Bat-shit-crazy church building wrinkle
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Frum Field
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
cobalt knife windowlicker
  03/24/25
titcr
lascivious orchestra pit
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
Soul-stirring hell gaming laptop
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
lascivious orchestra pit
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
chestnut pocket flask
  03/24/25
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carmine roast beef kitty cat
  03/24/25
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talented hissy fit
  03/24/25
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unhinged main people
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
Bat-shit-crazy church building wrinkle
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
cracking crystalline hairy legs deer antler
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
talented hissy fit
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
bistre charismatic ticket booth generalized bond
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
talented hissy fit
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
bistre charismatic ticket booth generalized bond
  03/24/25
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unhinged main people
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
Curious coldplay fan
  03/24/25
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Alcoholic institution candlestick maker
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
bistre charismatic ticket booth generalized bond
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
Aphrodisiac Sanctuary Round Eye
  03/24/25
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Copper Nibblets
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Stirring Native National Security Agency
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
fragrant cumskin faggot firefighter
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
Stimulating Goyim
  03/24/25
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Stimulating Goyim
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
Soul-stirring hell gaming laptop
  03/27/25
lol
Ebony Feces Dysfunction
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
bistre charismatic ticket booth generalized bond
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Ebony Feces Dysfunction

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hell gaming laptop

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: carmine roast beef kitty cat

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Spectacular Jet-lagged Laser Beams



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Big Gas Station



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Comical address



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: cracking crystalline hairy legs deer antler

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: talented hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777078)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Nubile plaza



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Violent useless brakes brunch



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: histrionic kitty

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Copper Nibblets



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy church building wrinkle

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Frum Field

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: cobalt knife windowlicker

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: lascivious orchestra pit

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hell gaming laptop

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: lascivious orchestra pit

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: chestnut pocket flask

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: carmine roast beef kitty cat



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: talented hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: unhinged main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy church building wrinkle

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: cracking crystalline hairy legs deer antler

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: talented hissy fit

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: bistre charismatic ticket booth generalized bond

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: talented hissy fit

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: bistre charismatic ticket booth generalized bond

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: unhinged main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Curious coldplay fan

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic institution candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: bistre charismatic ticket booth generalized bond

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sanctuary Round Eye

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Copper Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Stirring Native National Security Agency

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: fragrant cumskin faggot firefighter

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Stimulating Goyim

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Stimulating Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hell gaming laptop

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Ebony Feces Dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: bistre charismatic ticket booth generalized bond

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49493859)