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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Mint Point
  02/22/12
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rusted lascivious clown public bath
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
bistre pit
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Exciting foreskin
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
bistre pit
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
nighttime place of business roast beef
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Ebony chad state
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
bistre pit
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Ebony chad state
  02/22/12
u jelly
bistre pit
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Impertinent heady senate
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Exciting foreskin
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
turquoise provocative azn lodge
  02/23/12
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Exciting foreskin
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Mint Point
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
jet-lagged boyish karate boistinker
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Transparent sadistic giraffe
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Exciting foreskin
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
marvelous cuck
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Exciting foreskin
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Mint Point
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Exciting foreskin
  02/24/17
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hyperactive property
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Aggressive glassy national
  02/25/12
cr
Honey-headed godawful fortuitous meteor
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Mint Point
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
irate cerise rigor
  02/12/13
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Exciting foreskin
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
sapphire contagious masturbator sanctuary
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Exciting foreskin
  10/26/12
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Topaz infuriating juggernaut school cafeteria
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Mint Point
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
mauve doctorate
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fragrant translucent nursing home
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
fragrant translucent nursing home
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Transparent sadistic giraffe
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Honey-headed godawful fortuitous meteor
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
mauve doctorate
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Exciting foreskin
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
pearly casino
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
mentally impaired ape library
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
Honey-headed godawful fortuitous meteor
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mauve doctorate
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lemon sinister brunch
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cracking stage
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
irate cerise rigor
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Mint Point

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: rusted lascivious clown public bath



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: bistre pit

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Exciting foreskin

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: bistre pit

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: nighttime place of business roast beef

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Ebony chad state

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: bistre pit

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Ebony chad state

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: bistre pit

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Impertinent heady senate

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Exciting foreskin



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: turquoise provocative azn lodge

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Exciting foreskin



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Mint Point

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: jet-lagged boyish karate boistinker

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Transparent sadistic giraffe

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Exciting foreskin

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: marvelous cuck

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Exciting foreskin

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Mint Point

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Exciting foreskin



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: hyperactive property



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Aggressive glassy national

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Honey-headed godawful fortuitous meteor

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Mint Point

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: irate cerise rigor

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Exciting foreskin



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: sapphire contagious masturbator sanctuary

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Exciting foreskin

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Topaz infuriating juggernaut school cafeteria



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Mint Point

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: mauve doctorate

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: fragrant translucent nursing home



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: fragrant translucent nursing home

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Transparent sadistic giraffe

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed godawful fortuitous meteor

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: mauve doctorate

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Exciting foreskin



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: pearly casino

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: mentally impaired ape library

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed godawful fortuitous meteor

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: mauve doctorate



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Stirring Vermilion Death Wish Trailer Park



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: lemon sinister brunch



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: cracking stage



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: irate cerise rigor

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling fanboi wrinkle

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: cracking stage



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: High-end orange base kitty cat



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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