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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Pale Location Ceo
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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At a bar
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
offensive goal in life sanctuary
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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salmon bateful cruise ship tattoo
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If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
offensive goal in life sanctuary
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Woah Cr
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Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
peach diverse juggernaut theater
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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  07/26/25
(who did it)
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  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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  07/26/25
which dad tp
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  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Pale Location Ceo

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: salmon bateful cruise ship tattoo

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Pale Location Ceo

lol bro you never forget that.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Sepia boyish step-uncle's house



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: puce kitchen



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Dark Hideous Parlor Tank

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Pale Location Ceo

The giver or the taker lol

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Bistre mentally impaired indian lodge

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Sepia boyish step-uncle's house



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: light wonderful abode



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: contagious stage death wish



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: alcoholic insane marketing idea



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Fuchsia Temple Liquid Oxygen



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Mischievous comical crackhouse cumskin



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Magical institution



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pale Location Ceo



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Spectacular pozpig



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: peach diverse juggernaut theater



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: exciting patrolman persian



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Plum tanning salon cuck



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Appetizing Free-loading Milk



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Startling charismatic set gaping



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Nudist Bawdyhouse

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: salmon bateful cruise ship tattoo



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: offensive goal in life sanctuary

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Pale Location Ceo

Hence “closest”

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: salmon bateful cruise ship tattoo



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: offensive goal in life sanctuary

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Sepia boyish step-uncle's house

It is what it is.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: excitant ape roast beef

I know what to say

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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Pale Location Ceo

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: marvelous brilliant windowlicker lettuce



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle reading party pervert

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Sepia boyish step-uncle's house



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Big partner masturbator

Woah Cr

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: peach diverse juggernaut theater



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: cerebral confused coffee pot theatre



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Spectacular pozpig



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Electric legend pit

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: peach diverse juggernaut theater

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Pale Location Ceo

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: salmon bateful cruise ship tattoo



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Amber Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: salmon bateful cruise ship tattoo

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling flickering fanboi parlour

(who did it)

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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Sepia boyish step-uncle's house



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: self-centered deep stead fortuitous meteor

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Mildly autistic affirmative action market

which dad tp

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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Jet heady brunch

better luck next time!

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