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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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turquoise sandwich state
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
flushed liquid oxygen
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Effete rambunctious reading party
  07/09/12
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Dashing Mustard Marketing Idea Pozpig
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
demanding fragrant orchestra pit
  07/09/12
Are you male?
turquoise sandwich state
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
demanding fragrant orchestra pit
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
turquoise sandwich state
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
demanding fragrant orchestra pit
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Know-it-all Pervert
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
turquoise sandwich state
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Know-it-all Pervert
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
turquoise sandwich state
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
pale shrine mad cow disease
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
turquoise sandwich state
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
pale shrine mad cow disease
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
turquoise sandwich state
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
pale shrine mad cow disease
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Cerebral Slippery Library
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
turquoise sandwich state
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Clear adventurous school cafeteria
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
turquoise sandwich state
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Glassy legend
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Motley flatulent kitty gas station
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
cerise soggy antidepressant drug codepig
  07/09/12
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Dashing Mustard Marketing Idea Pozpig
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
demanding fragrant orchestra pit
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
turquoise sandwich state
  07/09/12
stfu
cerise soggy antidepressant drug codepig
  07/09/12
180
useless property round eye
  07/09/12
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amethyst irradiated generalized bond forum
  07/13/12
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Sickened Hall Hominid
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
dull bossy spot
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
turquoise sandwich state
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
dull bossy spot
  07/09/12
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Provocative tanning salon
  07/04/19
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Dashing Mustard Marketing Idea Pozpig
  07/13/12
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Provocative tanning salon
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
nudist sanctuary sex offender
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Marvelous Meetinghouse
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Mischievous Abode
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Marvelous Meetinghouse
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Citrine cuckold water buffalo
  03/04/25
lol kike
Sickened Hall Hominid
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Charcoal Frum Shitlib Whorehouse
  07/04/19
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Jet Field
  08/10/22
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Vigorous Hideous Brethren
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Bateful quadroon native
  07/24/24
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bistre sick mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Razzle Roommate
  09/22/24
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Citrine cuckold water buffalo
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
grizzly razzle-dazzle alpha
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: turquoise sandwich state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: flushed liquid oxygen

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Effete rambunctious reading party

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Dashing Mustard Marketing Idea Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: demanding fragrant orchestra pit

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: turquoise sandwich state

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: demanding fragrant orchestra pit

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: turquoise sandwich state

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: demanding fragrant orchestra pit

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all Pervert

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: turquoise sandwich state

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all Pervert

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: turquoise sandwich state

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: pale shrine mad cow disease

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: turquoise sandwich state

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: pale shrine mad cow disease

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: turquoise sandwich state

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: pale shrine mad cow disease

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Cerebral Slippery Library

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: turquoise sandwich state

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Clear adventurous school cafeteria

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: turquoise sandwich state

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Glassy legend

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Motley flatulent kitty gas station

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: cerise soggy antidepressant drug codepig

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Dashing Mustard Marketing Idea Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: demanding fragrant orchestra pit

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: turquoise sandwich state

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: cerise soggy antidepressant drug codepig

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: useless property round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: amethyst irradiated generalized bond forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Sickened Hall Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: dull bossy spot

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: turquoise sandwich state

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: dull bossy spot

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Provocative tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Dashing Mustard Marketing Idea Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Provocative tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: nudist sanctuary sex offender

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Meetinghouse

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Mischievous Abode

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Marvelous Meetinghouse

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Citrine cuckold water buffalo

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Sickened Hall Hominid

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Charcoal Frum Shitlib Whorehouse

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Jet Field



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Vigorous Hideous Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47888876)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Bateful quadroon native

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: bistre sick mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48119809)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle Roommate

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Citrine cuckold water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: grizzly razzle-dazzle alpha

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49721526)