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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Lake Bawdyhouse
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Exciting orange den selfie
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Plum lodge codepig
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
sapphire fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Domesticated parlour sweet tailpipe
  08/30/25
...
Sable Lettuce
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Emerald Legend Library
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
adventurous chartreuse community account
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Lake Bawdyhouse
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
adventurous chartreuse community account
  08/31/25
...
180 Pit
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Plum lodge codepig
  08/31/25
delusional take
180 Pit
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Plum lodge codepig
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
burgundy beady-eyed digit ratio
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Plum lodge codepig
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
histrionic fluffy resort
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Plum lodge codepig
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Lake Bawdyhouse
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Plum lodge codepig
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Lake Bawdyhouse
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
histrionic fluffy resort
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Plum lodge codepig
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Plum lodge codepig
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Plum lodge codepig
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
histrionic fluffy resort
  09/05/25
...
Plum lodge codepig
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
disturbing swashbuckling whorehouse
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
histrionic fluffy resort
  09/05/25
...
Plum lodge codepig
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Plum lodge codepig
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
histrionic fluffy resort
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Lake Bawdyhouse
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Soul-stirring adulterous knife
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Plum lodge codepig
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Soul-stirring adulterous knife
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Plum lodge codepig
  09/05/25
Kenny
histrionic fluffy resort
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Lake Bawdyhouse
  09/06/25
...
Vengeful ivory goal in life church
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Plum lodge codepig
  09/06/25
...
Vengeful ivory goal in life church
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Lake Bawdyhouse
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Plum lodge codepig
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Cream Contagious Locus
  09/07/25
Explain
Lake Bawdyhouse
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
salmon parlor
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Lake Bawdyhouse
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Plum lodge codepig
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Lake Bawdyhouse
  09/07/25
...
burgundy beady-eyed digit ratio
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Plum lodge codepig
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Plum lodge codepig
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Plum lodge codepig
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Plum lodge codepig
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Plum lodge codepig
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Plum lodge codepig
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Plum lodge codepig
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
cooked unc
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Lake Bawdyhouse

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Exciting orange den selfie

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: sapphire fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Domesticated parlour sweet tailpipe

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sable Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Emerald Legend Library

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: adventurous chartreuse community account

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Lake Bawdyhouse

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: adventurous chartreuse community account

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: 180 Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: 180 Pit

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: burgundy beady-eyed digit ratio

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: histrionic fluffy resort

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Lake Bawdyhouse

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Lake Bawdyhouse

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: histrionic fluffy resort

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: histrionic fluffy resort

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: disturbing swashbuckling whorehouse

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: histrionic fluffy resort

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: histrionic fluffy resort

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Lake Bawdyhouse

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous knife

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous knife

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: histrionic fluffy resort

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Lake Bawdyhouse

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Vengeful ivory goal in life church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Vengeful ivory goal in life church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Lake Bawdyhouse

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Cream Contagious Locus

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Lake Bawdyhouse

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: salmon parlor

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Lake Bawdyhouse

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Lake Bawdyhouse

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: burgundy beady-eyed digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Plum lodge codepig

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: cooked unc

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

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