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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: translucent bonkers masturbator national

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: frisky prole

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Chestnut lascivious organic girlfriend

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Sienna razzle gaming laptop

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Sienna razzle gaming laptop

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: chartreuse school

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Cerebral jet-lagged rehab

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: khaki trip address juggernaut

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Gay Casino

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Thriller frozen meetinghouse

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: dull mediation windowlicker

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: orchid shrine pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Unhinged hospital hunting ground

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Unhinged hospital hunting ground

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Unhinged hospital hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Unhinged hospital hunting ground

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: dead doctorate chapel

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49639794)