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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Blue Multi-colored Jap
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Supple Primrose Regret Trailer Park
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
cracking parlor candlestick maker
  07/09/12
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violet histrionic nursing home
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Plum Cruise Ship
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Blue Multi-colored Jap
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Plum Cruise Ship
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Blue Multi-colored Jap
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Plum Cruise Ship
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Underhanded Demanding State Striped Hyena
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Blue Multi-colored Jap
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Underhanded Demanding State Striped Hyena
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Blue Multi-colored Jap
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Copper very tactful generalized bond corner
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Blue Multi-colored Jap
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Copper very tactful generalized bond corner
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Blue Multi-colored Jap
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Copper very tactful generalized bond corner
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
titillating amethyst shrine
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Blue Multi-colored Jap
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Avocado Stage Juggernaut
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Blue Multi-colored Jap
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Ungodly heaven
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Exhilarant Cobalt Skinny Woman
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
chrome dashing set
  07/09/12
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violet histrionic nursing home
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Plum Cruise Ship
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Blue Multi-colored Jap
  07/09/12
stfu
chrome dashing set
  07/09/12
180
big-titted goal in life
  07/09/12
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Saffron Stirring Haunted Graveyard
  07/13/12
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vigorous doctorate macaca
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
lemon comical kitty temple
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Blue Multi-colored Jap
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
lemon comical kitty temple
  07/09/12
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180 casino coldplay fan
  07/04/19
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violet histrionic nursing home
  07/13/12
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180 casino coldplay fan
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Chestnut address ceo
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
pink roommate giraffe
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
shaky pit
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
pink roommate giraffe
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Gay arousing mother
  03/04/25
lol kike
vigorous doctorate macaca
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
nofapping library goyim
  07/04/19
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Aromatic Coiffed Really Tough Guy Mental Disorder
  08/10/22
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Razzle Mahogany Whorehouse
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Crystalline duck-like dingle berry mood
  07/24/24
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talented locus lettuce
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Swashbuckling Idiot
  09/22/24
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Gay arousing mother
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
vibrant bespoke office internal respiration
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Blue Multi-colored Jap



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Supple Primrose Regret Trailer Park

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: cracking parlor candlestick maker

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: violet histrionic nursing home



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Plum Cruise Ship

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Blue Multi-colored Jap

Are you male?

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Plum Cruise Ship

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Blue Multi-colored Jap

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Plum Cruise Ship

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Underhanded Demanding State Striped Hyena

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Blue Multi-colored Jap

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Underhanded Demanding State Striped Hyena

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Blue Multi-colored Jap

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Copper very tactful generalized bond corner

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Blue Multi-colored Jap

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Copper very tactful generalized bond corner

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Blue Multi-colored Jap

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Copper very tactful generalized bond corner

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: titillating amethyst shrine

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Blue Multi-colored Jap

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Avocado Stage Juggernaut

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Blue Multi-colored Jap

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Ungodly heaven

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant Cobalt Skinny Woman

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: chrome dashing set

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: violet histrionic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Plum Cruise Ship

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Blue Multi-colored Jap

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: chrome dashing set

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: big-titted goal in life

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Saffron Stirring Haunted Graveyard



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate macaca



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: lemon comical kitty temple

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Blue Multi-colored Jap

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: lemon comical kitty temple

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: 180 casino coldplay fan



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: violet histrionic nursing home



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: 180 casino coldplay fan



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Chestnut address ceo

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: pink roommate giraffe

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: shaky pit

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: pink roommate giraffe

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Gay arousing mother

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate macaca

lol kike

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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: nofapping library goyim

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Aromatic Coiffed Really Tough Guy Mental Disorder



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Razzle Mahogany Whorehouse



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Crystalline duck-like dingle berry mood

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: talented locus lettuce



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Idiot

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Gay arousing mother



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: vibrant bespoke office internal respiration

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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