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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| bateful azn | 10/09/12 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: bateful azn http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: bateful azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: bateful azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Spectacular tattoo chapel lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Heady codepig pocket flask What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Boyish hairy legs stage http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: tantric kitty dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Gaped legend digit ratio Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: tantric kitty cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: territorial cuckoldry "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: gay judgmental abode french chef It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: bateful azn Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Exhilarant death wish tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: flatulent depressive theater stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Peach talking brunch awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: light insecure generalized bond indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Galvanic garrison foreskin these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: aqua curious telephone Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Electric Godawful Gas Station 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Contagious locale You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: violet coldplay fan lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: drab multi-billionaire step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49639607) |